Insurance company opening greetings

1. I am happy to hear that my friend has opened a store and has a great success. I send you a few words, "integrity" and "harmony", which are worth a lot of money. Integrity wins repeat customers, kindness makes money, and wealth comes rolling in. I wish you a better business. The bigger you become, the wealth will be the best in the world!

2. On the opening of the new store, I wish you: business will prosper all over the world, the sea and the sky are vast for you to fly, fly to the sky, and show your ambition. Rich wealth reaches the three rivers, and the rivers are deep and the water is far away. You can swim to the Dragon Palace and reappear the kingly style!

3. Send blessings when a new store opens, and send a couplet to express your feelings. The first couplet: business is booming, and wealth is like a sea; the second couplet: guests are flowing in, and money is flowing like a tide. Hengpi: Good luck in business.

4. The first wish is that the guests will never leave; the second wish is that the God of Wealth is stationed here; the third wish is good business every day; the fourth wish is that everything will be beneficial. I heard that your store is opening, and I would like to give you special gifts and wish you good luck!

5. Congratulations on the opening of the new store, and send me a couplet to express my sincere feelings; the first couplet: 'Open' wealth from all directions, 'open' happiness from all directions; the second couplet: 'Welcome' friends from all over the world, and 'happy' fortune from all directions; horizontal comment: Business is booming!

6. When you open a store, your dream comes true; when you open a business, you are happy; when you open a business, you come and visit; when you send blessings, it is auspicious; when you have wealth and prosperity, you have a grand plan; you succeed. It’s complete.

7. The flowers on the ground are brilliant, and the sky is filled with colorful flags. May your career be prosperous and bring you abundant wealth, warm wishes for prosperity, and sincere blessings drive the jumping notes, bring you the vitality of spring, and wish you a prosperous business! May all go well with you!

8. There is a kind of joy called opening, there is a kind of business called opening a store, there is a kind of hope called making a fortune, there is a kind of firecracker called warm congratulations, there is a kind of blessing called opening congratulations, I wish the new store will open and bring wealth.

9. I give you an auspicious fruit basket. The lower layer is decorated with smooth sailing; the middle is filled with money; the surrounding is filled with wealth and good luck; the top is covered with success and eternal happiness! Good luck with your opening!

10. Opening on this golden day, I wish you all the best, may your future be prosperous, may everything go as you wish, may your new business prosper, may everything go as you wish, may guests come and go from all directions, may the doors be crowded, the stores may be full, and business may be prosperous. Money is rolling in!

11. The flowers are blooming at this time, the sound of firecrackers is at this time, hands are held in hand to express congratulations today, bringing in wealth and treasures together, the purple air is a sign of good luck, and the east wind brings wealth and good luck. On the first day of opening, I wish you prosperity!

12. Opening on Golden Day: Plane trees are planted in front of the door, attracting phoenixes to come one after another. When the store opens, quality comes first and credibility is the key. May you stand at the counter, smile broadly, have smooth business, and definitely make a fortune!

13. In accordance with the destiny of heaven, the emperor issued an edict: According to the celestial phenomena that I ordered people to control, it is found that there will be golden weather and spring rain. This is a good omen. Seize this opportunity and your business will be prosperous and prosperous!

14. I would like to transform into the lucky cat to bring you wealth and treasures; I would like to ask you for a divine talisman to ensure your safety when you first enter the house. Good luck in business and send the God of Wealth to you.

From all directions, wealth is flowing to your home!

15. I will give you a money tree, and the flow of wealth will be unstoppable; I will give you a good luck flower, and the God of Wealth will come to help you every day; I will give you a long blessing, and your business will be prosperous and your wealth will be prosperous; I wish you good luck in opening your business. Continued wealth luck!

16. May you be blessed with good luck, protected by wealth and treasures, the God of Wealth is watching, and gods from all walks of life are supporting the field. It would be strange if the sample does not come out. I wish you good luck and good fortune, and good business. Happy opening, Sihai!

17. Blessings are magic weapons, look at the good luck coming, read the God of Wealth has arrived, lower your head to pick up ingots, the God of Wealth runs home, business comes to look for you, the house is full of gold and silver, photos are available, jewelry is available for you, I wish you a good mood OK, open with a smile!

18. I wish you good luck in opening your business today. Look at the text messages that bring you miracles. The God of Wealth will never leave you. Good luck brings you everything you want. Happy presence brings you sweet company. Good luck brings blessings. I wish you a prosperous business and extreme happiness!

19. The opening of a new store is a joyful and bustling auspicious sign; business will surely come rolling in, and the source of wealth will definitely be uninterrupted; send a text message to attract wealth and luck, and the luck will continue uninterrupted, and your wallet will be bulging and you will be happy!

20. The sound of firecrackers brings blessings and brings wealth to the door, and festive flower baskets are placed at the door. Just in time, the God of Wealth brings wealth. May your business be like the east wind, prosperous and never extinguished, and welcome the door. Baifu's wealth is boundless and the business is auspicious

21. On the day of the opening, the words of congratulations filled the wine glass, overflowing, and the wine glass was drunk with a bright future. The true love is integrated into the days we spend together, stretching far away, and rolling in with the money.

22. Even though a drop of water is small, thousands of drops of water will gather into rivers; although a grain of sand is light, thousands of grains of sand will turn into desert. Business is about gathering less to become more. May you start small and flourish day by day.

23. The opening is a new beginning, and I would like to send you a few words of opening congratulations: honest management, customer-oriented, unite employees, and create a bright future! I wish you lots of money, happiness and happiness and love from everyone!

24. Today is a day worth celebrating. I am excited for you to start a new chapter in your career. I sincerely wish you that every day in the future: you will have more business than you can handle, make countless friends and close friends, and count your money. Count until you use your hands and feet together, and you will be so happy that you will smile!

25. Sanjiang is flooded with customers, and the department stores are full of satisfaction. Wealth rises like the morning sun, and profit comes like the spring tide bringing rain. The five lakes leave traces of Tao Gongye, and Yan Zifeng travels all over the world. I wish you great wealth and prosperous business.

26. Weave a flower basket with good luck and prosperity, make a box of firecrackers with smoothness and prosperity, and write a congratulatory message with blessings and blessings; I wish you good luck with the opening of your new store, a prosperous business, smooth success, and success in the end. !

27. Ambition creates great achievements, and ambition writes the Spring and Autumn Period. Opening to welcome good news, every step of the way is full of spring. Ling Xiao waved his giant hand and raised a tall building immediately. Galloping thousands of miles, reaching a higher level. Good luck with your business!

28. We are united as one and work together; hundreds of companies are competing to be unique, richer than Zhu Tao, customers are like flowing water, and the flow never stops. I wish you good luck in your business, treasures from all directions, and wealth coming from all directions. !

29. The opening firecrackers are booming, guests from all over the world are flocking here, I wish you the best of luck, may you make money every day and achieve great results! I wish you good luck in opening your business, good luck and good fortune!

30. If you choose the opening day well, it will be auspicious and blessed; on the opening day, set off firecrackers and make money; the opening lights will be very bright, illuminating the bumpy road; the opening song, It has been played, and the song of happiness is ringing; it’s a good start, it’s a good start, it’s a prosperous day, and it’s a prosperous business. I wish you all the best! Make money!

31. Opening a business is the starting point of a life of wealth. It gives you two roads, the road of smooth career and the road of happiness and wealth. In the end, you can reach the top of your life. I wish you a prosperous business and money you can count. cramp.

32. Running a store is a career, work hard to do it well, opening a store is a choice, work hard, opening a store is a kind of struggle, put in more, and opening a store is an opportunity. Focus on cooking with all your heart, I wish you good luck in opening a store, and may success accompany you more happily.

33. Wealth is high, eight buckets of money, ten tops of a hundred, and the source of wealth from the three rivers is endless. It attracts people and gathers in their hearts. Those who enter and guests come again. Please read the first and last words respectively. I wish you good luck in your business. May you be happy and prosperous!

34. Congratulations on getting rich, good business, good financial resources, and everything goes well. I wish you a good business, a full wallet, a lot of money, a prosperous business, a prosperous career, and a prosperous life every day!

35. Good luck with your business, congratulations on getting rich, great wealth, lots of blessings, good luck, good company, good luck, good things, great plans, and a bright future!

36. The sound of firecrackers brings blessings, the flower baskets are all festive, and a text message brings good luck. Warm congratulations on the opening, good luck and wealth!

37. The gongs and drums bring joy, the firecrackers release auspiciousness, the flower baskets are filled with wishes, your store is opening, old friends come to congratulate you, I wish you a steady stream of money and a prosperous business!

38. Business relies on know-how, financial management relies on know-how, auspiciousness always comes, good luck is with you, luck is at your side, business is booming so you can enjoy it, I wish you more joy and good luck when opening a store, and everything goes well and healthily!

39. You can eat later, go to bed later, and do your work later, but you can’t be late to congratulate you. If you are late, you will not be able to seize the opportunity. I wish you good luck with your business!

40. The sound of firecrackers reaches my ears, and the blessings warm my heart. Wealth is rolling in and money is flowing. The sound of joy spreads for a long time, and the laughter never returns. Life is full of success, and business is always auspicious.

41. Monday is auspicious for business, Tuesday is all the best, Wednesday is happy every day, Thursday is good luck, Friday is harmonious, and weekend brings good luck and health. Wish you a good start!

42. The sun is shining, the east wind is sending you love, the weather is clearing, even God is congratulating you, a text message expresses his heartfelt feelings, and will always support you, come on, I wish you a good opening and a good harvest this year.

43. The congratulations were a bit early the day before yesterday, the congratulations a bit late tomorrow, the congratulations a bit crowded today, but now the congratulations are on time. Congratulations on your prosperous business and prosperous financial resources; may your financial resources reach all directions!

44. I give you an auspicious fruit basket. The lower layer is decorated with smooth sailing; the middle is filled with money; the surrounding is filled with wealth and good luck; the top is covered with success and eternal happiness! Congratulations on your successful opening!

45. Life is a road, open a shop and take the big road, be at the helm by yourself, have more control over the direction, tomorrow will be brilliant, be cheerful today, business depends on hard work, life depends on management, success depends on accumulation. May business go well.

46. It is a great joy to open a store, 666, and go forward smoothly; it is auspicious to open a store, 888, and the fortune will be prosperous; it is a great joy to open a store, 999, good luck and wealth will last forever. . I wish you a prosperous business!

47. The store is open, prosperous, business is good, wealth is good, and life is getting better. Dreams are near, success is expected, and future happiness is expected. Start your independent business dream and start your struggle. I wish you all the best.

49. Looking forward, looking forward, the opening firecrackers are going off, the laughter of relatives and friends is brighter, the heart is brightened, and the dream is approaching. No matter when and where you go, I will support you, come on. ! Wish you a happy opening.

50. I send you blue and white porcelain, may your prosperity begin here, send you Tang Sancai, wish you accept the wealth from all directions, send you a small message, I hope your hard work will win you a new brother, and your business will be prosperous. Insurance company motivational quotes

1. Having a firm will is equivalent to adding a pair of wings to your feet.

2. Those who persistently pursue and get the greatest happiness from it are the successful ones.

3. When accumulated water becomes a river, when accumulated stones become a mountain, start from scratch. Developing good work and living habits will help you succeed.

4. If the building of a career lacks the pillar of perseverance, it can only be a castle in the air.

5. To improve the operation of the insurance industry and meet the needs of the public, strict implementation of various laws and regulations is the only way.

6. Only fools use their feet to test the depth of the river.

7. Young people, it is more important to see tomorrow, seize today, and forge ahead in tranquility. Maybe you will create another miracle before the sun rises tomorrow!

8. People are not afraid of walking in the dark, but they are afraid that there is no sunshine in their hearts.

9. The goal of will does not exist in nature, but is contained in life.

10. The world is not in the hands of those who ridicule, but in the hands of those who can withstand ridicule and criticism and move forward.

11. Time is a constant, but it is also a variable. There are infinitely many diligent people and infinitely few lazy people.

12. The biggest change in a person is to do what he is afraid of.

13. Just look at your goals every day and don’t dwell on the obstacles.

14. Even if you encounter unfortunate disasters, never give up what you have started.

15. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Details determine success or failure.

16. Only through repeated tempering can one become good steel.

17. Frustration is actually the tuition fee paid for success.

18. The past does not equal the future; there is no failure, only temporary suspension of success; take more actions.

19. Hard work may not necessarily lead to success, but if you don’t work hard, you will definitely not succeed.

20. The most important thing in life is to never lose yourself.

21. Taste tears yourself. If it hurts, bear it yourself. In the future, go for it yourself.

22. Never laugh at your teacher for being ignorant or monotonous, because one day when you find out that you are actually stupid to use your sleepiness to mock the teacher, you will have already hit a lot of nails in society.

23. The most terrifying enemy is the lack of strong belief.

24. The most terrible trap for a salesman is to waste time; you cannot waste even a moment of time, you must become the devil of time.

25. Once you set a goal, you will never give up until you reach the goal to achieve success.

26. Borrowing health insurance to share the rising medical expenses will be an indispensable solution for savings and financial management.

27. The heart is like a mirror. Although the external scenery is constantly changing, the mirror will not rotate. This is a normal heart, which can change the scenery without changing the heart.

28. See the world with a kind eye; you don’t have to blindly please others.

29. If you don’t push yourself, how will you know that you are not good enough?

30. When you feel sad and painful, it is best to learn something. Learning will make you always invincible.

31. Talking more is worse than talking less, and talking less is worse than talking well.

32. The Internet industry has created wealth and continued equality.

33. Successful people always have dreams, and every dream is an ideal.

34. There are no bad things; there are only people who do bad things.

35. Sometimes you have to be your own hero.

36. Everything has its own reason and principle for its existence; as long as you abide by the rules of the game of life and stick to the principles of life, success will be closer and closer to you.

37. How do you know if you are a person or a waste without giving it a try?

38. It is wise to invest in knowledge, and it is even wiser to invest in knowledge in the network.

39. Temporary setbacks can often be turned into knowledge and insights through unyielding struggle.

40. Today’s success is due to yesterday’s accumulation, and tomorrow’s success depends on today’s efforts. Success requires a process.

41. Don’t make yourself miserable at the expense of your parents.

42. The rule of success is extremely simple, but simple does not mean easy.

43. The biggest mistake in life is to constantly worry about making mistakes.

44. Don’t say you tried your best, that’s just a lie to deceive yourself and others.

45. A wise man seeks everything from himself, while a fool seeks everything from others.

46. Life is always tiring. If you are not tired now, you will be even more tired in the future.

47. Because I have regrets, I wear the stars and the moon; because I have dreams, I work hard regardless of myself.

48. Moving forward without a goal is like sailing on the sea without a compass. You can only reach the shore by luck.

49. People who do not believe in miracles will never create miracles.

50. There are always wonderful reasons for a wonderful life. The one who laughs last will laugh the sweetest.

51. Ambitious goals are very important. You must have the ambition to succeed, and the bigger the better.

52. If you are not willing to lose, you must work hard for it.

53. Be sure to make full use of your leisure time in life and don’t let any opportunity for self-development slip away.

54. Great achievements come from the great thought and maximum efforts spent on ambitious goals.

55. A warrior can brave the stormy waters without sinking, but a coward will drown in calm waters.

56. In the vast desert, only the progress of progress is a symbol of hope.

57. If someone around you is jealous of you, then you can exclude him from your competitors. People who are jealous of others will rarely achieve great things.

58. People are great because of their dreams.

59. Use your smile to change the world. Don’t let the world change your smile.

60. The scary thing is that people who are better than you work harder than you.

61. To succeed, first go crazy and rush forward with a simple mind.

62. Do your best and cherish the people in front of you.

63. If you don’t memorize the book, you can memorize it if you read it carefully; if you don’t understand the meaning well, you can refine it if you think carefully; but if you don’t establish your will, you will have no focus.

64. The test of a person’s talent is not whether he gets a good deck of cards, but how well he can play a deck of bad cards.

65. Sales promotion is a good cause of advertising, and selling happiness is a job that everyone needs.

66. Ability is always proportional to past efforts.

67. No matter when you start, the important thing is not to give up easily after you start.

68. You haven’t tried your best, so how can you cry?

69. The faster you run, the greater the resistance you encounter in the wind. With resistance comes achievement.

70. A hard work, a harvest, and every effort will be rewarded. I will never encounter failure, because all I encounter are temporary setbacks.

71. A will that does not make any decision is not a realistic will; a person without character never makes a decision.

72. It’s snowing in the sky and slipping on the ground. If you fall, you have to crawl!

73. The mountains will fall if you rely on them, the water will flow if you rely on them, but you will never fall if you rely on yourself.

74. When you feel pain, go and learn something. Learning can help us alleviate the pain.

75. Don’t give up flying when you can fly; don’t give up dreaming when you have dreams.

76. The saddest thing about people is that they cannot defeat themselves.

77. At the beginning of life in adolescence, people mainly use insurance to protect their future with limited resources and pursue wealth in stability.

78. Don’t be a slave of money and rights; you should learn to be the master of money and rights.

79. Everyone understands the big principles, but it is difficult to control small emotions.

80. Dreamers only have castles in the air in their minds, while doers only have skyscrapers in their minds.

81. There are many ways to succeed. Don’t accept methods you don’t like.

82. If you don’t have the courage to fight wolves, don’t shepherd sheep.

83. The insurance industry is like education, a century-old plan. The achievements of trees in the past ten years are all due to the struggle of cultivating people in the past hundred years.

84. Today’s insurance marketing has entered a customer-oriented era; those who have the role of investment and financial advisors must be the final winners.

85. The emergence of will is not the denial of wishes, but the merging and elevating of wishes to a higher level of consciousness.

86. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don’t understand yourself.

87. Even if it is the most hopeless thing, as long as a brave person persists in doing it, there will be hope in the end.

88. Steel is tempered in fierce fire and rapid cooling, so it can be hard and fearless. Our generation has also been trained in struggles and terrible tests, and has learned not to give in in the face of life.

89. If you don’t push yourself, you will never know how good you are.

90. If you have a dream, chase it. Why are you standing there in a daze?

91. Don’t foresee troubles or worry about things that may never happen, just stay in the bright sunshine!

92. Life is like a ball. No matter how it rolls around, it will always stop at a point.

93. A person’s dream may not be valuable, but a person’s efforts are valuable.

94. I bury all the memories and just want to have a better future.

95. Only by running non-stop can you catch up with my dreams.

96. If you have never been afraid, embarrassed, or hurt, it means you have never taken risks.

97. Successful people learn from other people’s experiences, while ordinary people learn from their own experiences.

98. When you feel frustrated and low in energy, others will feel that they cannot be entrusted to a person who is not confident.

99. Everyone has his own ambitions and walks his own path.

100. The future I want must be fought for by myself. Insurance company motivational slogan

1. Teaching by words and deeds every day

2. Be sincere and sincere, deeply explore the market, go all out, applause rings out

3. Work together as one .

Achieve good results in October this autumn

4. Have a dream and a direction in your heart, and try your best to achieve the best results

5. Take the initiative, be not in a hurry, get used to visits and activities

6. Serve the 315, return visits to old customers

7. Lead with concepts, demonstrate skills, persevere, and open the door

8. Double the number of personnel and double the morale

9. Recruiting troops and buying horses is a blessing

10. Business planning focuses on management, perseverance, and long-lasting good results

11. The Mid-Autumn Festival brings together spirits, and the moon People are reunited

12. Pay equal attention to offense and defense, all staff take action, activity goals, service orientation

13. All staff take action, have a great opening, sell ideas, and call for miracles

14. Quality improvement, communication and sharing, intensive cultivation, sustainable glory

15. Careful guidance, answering questions

16. Visit in Red May Busy, not worried after half the performance

17. Implementation visits, breaking zero this week, event management, the essence of marketing

18. Serve customers, sow money, increase trust, and steadily continue to receive revenue

19. A big leap in organizational development. Popularity soars to the sky

20. Help everyone and give lectures

21. Make good use of the workplace and broaden your network

22. Visit carefully and professionally, you will pursue I have to rush to be the first

23. Clear goals, perseverance, God rewards hard work, and sustainable management

24. When the storm surges, everyone goes out, rummaging through boxes and cabinets, and visiting actively

25. Start in marketing, visit every day, develop your career, and study hard

26. Take the initiative, seize opportunities, organize activities, and improve efficiency

27. Half-hearted, Raise the whip and work hard, attack from all sides, and strive for the first place

28. Firm belief, marketing for life

29. Visit with all your strength to welcome Christmas, follow me and sign the order quickly

30. The old and new join hands to achieve many achievements, and have a big carnival on Christmas Eve

31. All employees contribute to the National Day and give generous gifts to the motherland’s birthday

32. Customer service, the most important thing is return visits .

Listen carefully and decide how you feel

33. Ask for introductions, be seasoned, passionate, and sustainable.

34. Take new orders and renewals side by side, and sprint for glory

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35. There are more people everywhere in life

36. Unite and work hard and move forward bravely

37. Give today and reap tomorrow, go all out and have a brilliant career

38. Organizational Development Dream Garden

39. Professional agency, full advantages, improved quality, you can and I can

40. Old and new work hand in hand, performance Brilliant

41. I have grown in the anniversary year of the company, and we must dare to think when we challenge the century

42. Take the lead, all employees have achieved results, scored twice, and guaranteed performance

43. Give back to customers, starting from me, I have feelings in my heart, and my customers have intentions

44. To grow the organization, increase staff first

45. Customer satisfaction, extension of network, virtuous cycle, reward Lifetime

46. The weather is full of new features, and everyone is off to a good start

47. I am destined to work in the industry, cherish the blessings and be grateful

48. Time waits for no one, work hard to achieve success, and work hard to achieve success. Challenge for good results

49. Go all the way to the end, work harder, work harder, everyone will achieve good results

50. It’s easier to do first, attack the first week, love You will win if you work hard; win in the second week

51. Pursue quality, seize the day, go all out, and be determined

52. Go ahead and visit the leaders

53. All hands are on the move, the storm is surging, visiting every day, keeping it in mind

54. The New Year visits are full of enthusiasm, and there are clever ways to serve customers

55. Strive for transfers Introduction and achievement

56. Riding the wind and waves and meeting challenges

57. The rise and fall of organizations, honor and disgrace and ***

58. Breaking zero this week , always smile, keep promises and keep promises, and benefit endlessly

59. Join hands with the old and the new to achieve great results

60. Insist on attendance, improve professionally, share and communicate, and share your worries

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61. Manage customers, increase return visits, be professional and customer-oriented

62. Be the first to achieve results and seize the opportunity

63. Everyone is happy with the achievements this week, and the work Domain marketing, segmented operations

64. Working in the industry is a blessing

65. Selling children’s insurance on Children’s Day, a God-given opportunity is now

66. Unity Nervous, serious and lively, standardized marketing, performance guaranteed

67. Work happily, have dreams in your heart, work together to regain your glory

68. Improve skills, increase performance, persevere, performance Jiaoren

69. Market training; have confidence in your heart, unite and work hard, and strive for the first place. Insurance company morning meeting icebreaker joke. Insurance company morning meeting joke. Insurance company morning meeting icebreaker joke.

1. God will definitely forgive me, because that is his profession.

2. Bullying is a disaster, forgiving is a blessing.

3. The belief in success acts like an alarm clock in the human brain, waking you up when you need it.

4. If you want to succeed, you can’t have excuses. If you have excuses, you can’t succeed.

5. The more a person cares about, the more he or she feels inferior.

6. No book in the world can bring you good luck, but they can make you quietly become yourself.

7. Women who want to please themselves will tolerate men who want to please themselves!

8. No matter how long the road is, it can be completed step by step; It cannot be reached by feet either.

9. In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone, only those who do not know how to cherish others.

10. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

11. Study hard for China! A bag of China costs a lot of money.

12. You have to know that keeping love in your heart is the worst way to save money. It can neither preserve value nor generate interest. Why not send it to warm me?

13. No matter No matter how many times you fall down, it is enough as long as the final position is standing.

14. Life is too short. If you give up today, you may not get it tomorrow.

15. If you are not afraid of being taken advantage of, you are afraid of being useless!

Joke from the morning meeting of the insurance company

1. What is cruelty? It’s a man, I I'll break three of his legs; if it's a male dog, I'll break his five legs!

2. You are too short! Let me lend you a telescope so that you can see more clearly. Aren't I handsome?

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3. Proposal for marriage: I am lonely and eagerly looking for original female animals who live alone. My net worth is a grassland in Inner Mongolia. Occasionally, there are people who peek into the territory, but I can handle it alone. The weather has been abnormal recently, and I have long thoughts. Mao, I urgently need your care. From Garnett, the Wolf King.

4. When I was a child, I loved playing hide-and-seek. After others hid it, I would go home to eat.

5. A man touched a woman on the bus. The woman glared at him fiercely. After a while, the man touched the woman again. The woman angrily asked what are you doing? This time, the man said embarrassedly. You've been stepping on my feet, haven't you damaged your feet?

6. You are the necessary raw material for the destruction of the universe, a half-orc that even half-orcs look down upon;

7. There is a kind of person who you don’t know, he will never know that you are him dad.

8. An orchard with abundant crops every year, a bungalow, not afraid of rainy days, not fond of school, graduated from junior high school, likes nature, and stays in the countryside. Life is optimistic, the goal is far-reaching, starting a company, green agriculture, age of marriage, lack of partners, no requirements, ordinary and simple, helping each other, not afraid of difficulties.

9. Making money is my father, spending money is my son. I am tired of making money, but my son spends money without any guilt. I work hard from dawn to dusk, but my son spends money freely and swipes his credit card. I hope you spend appropriately and don't hold me back.

10. A wasp stings a bald man with no cover (a metaphor for having nothing to cover up)

11. Making money is for living, life is spending money, and after spending money, you have to make money again, so Repeatedly, endlessly, in a cycle. I wish you make a lot of money, a wonderful life, spend money freely, your gold shines, and your money is like a mountain!

12. The doctor said that smoking is bad for the lungs, so I quit smoking; I said to eat barbecue It was bad for the liver, so I gave up barbecue. He said that contacting you was bad for the brain, so I gave him a good beating. How can we stop friendship?

13. Every day I keep refreshing a world record - the number of days I have lived in the world.

14. I am very attractive, you need to be patient to look at me.

15. Mistakes are temporary regrets, but misses are eternal regrets!

16. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but I found out when I grew up. The whole world cannot save me.

17. When you fall, get up and cry~~~

18. First couplet: Reminiscing about the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, A bunch of kids. Second line: Look at today, white rice, tortoise soup, one child, and a bunch of wives.

19. The most tiring thing in the world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it back together.

20. The career belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievements belong to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistakes belong to oneself.

21. Good love is when you see the world through one person, bad love is when you give up the world for one person.

22. When you wake up today, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a will next to it: I struggled all night, and your shamelessness makes me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I committed suicide!

23. Are you bored at work? Toss a coin and play. If it’s heads, go online, if tails, sleep. If it’s upright, work, if it’s tilted, work hard. If it’s smashed, smash it to pieces. If you lose two coins, apply for overtime. If you drop two coins, drop them every day!

24. Comrades: Don’t speculate in stocks, the risk is too great. It is safest to make tofu! If you make it hard, it will be dried tofu. If it is thin, it is tofu brain, if it is thin, it is tofu skin, if it is not cooked, it is soy milk, and if it is smelly, it is stinky tofu! You can make a profit without losing money.

25. After all, I couldn't outrun that BMW, and I could only watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn't that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off.

26. Notice: The autumn cold has arrived recently. Comrades, please take precautions. Those who have a husband hug their husbands, those who have a wife hug their wives. Those who don’t have a thermos bottle for the time being. If you really don’t have a thermos bottle, please Hold the gas tank (make sure to light it). Please do not hug chickens, ducks and other animals to prevent bird flu. Fly south when it's time to fly south, moult when it's time to moult, and hibernate when it really doesn't work.

27. Being impulsive means that you still have passion for life. Being always impulsive means that you still don’t understand life.

28. I miss you so much! Oops, I accidentally sent it by mistake. I sent it anyway. If you accept it, then save it; if you don’t accept it, please send these four words back. Give it to me, thank you!

29. I have no money and no power. If I don’t treat you better, can you follow me?

30. Being a woman cannot be like a saw - even though you are sharp-tongued, But she specializes in alienating behavior; a woman should be like a walnut - although she does not have a gorgeous appearance, she has a full brain; a woman should be like a vase - although she looks beautiful, she is still open-minded and can accommodate more beautiful flowers.

31. Winners often succeed by persisting for the last five minutes.

32. You dress dangerously but look safe.

33. Cannonfang’s head was struck by lightning.

34. Although the green mountains are left, there is still no firewood.

35. The biggest regret in life is to mistakenly insist on what you shouldn’t insist on, and give up easily on what you shouldn’t give up