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Congratulations and welcome to our new colleagues.

1, "I am confident that 200 years of life will be like a water hammer in 3000 miles". Everyone has just stepped out of school and entered the society, full of ambitions, full of infinite expectations for their own lives, and also has various questions about the work they are about to participate in. I want to take this opportunity to communicate with you, hoping to inspire and help you in your future work, life, growth and progress.

On behalf of all my colleagues in the company, I would like to extend my warmest welcome to you! I sincerely hope that you will continue to innovate and pursue in a brand-new working environment to promote the development of the company and achieve the goal of "win-win" between individuals and enterprises!

2. Hello, everyone! Welcome to Denso Branch and become a member of our Denso family. Your arrival has injected new blood and added new hope to our company. On behalf of the company, I would like to extend a warm welcome to you!

4. Warmly welcome everyone to join xx Company! I also congratulate the young friends of xx present here on becoming a member of the company and a new force to promote the company's leap-forward development! Today is a special day, and it will be an important milestone in life for all the new employees present here.

I am glad to welcome you today. Your joining has injected new blood and added new hope to the company. On behalf of the company, I would like to extend a warm welcome! We all come from all directions, and we are lucky to be here. This is a kind of fate and the beginning of a friendship.

Don't tell your new colleagues the following seven points.

"You are very cute. Do you want to date me?

Obviously, it is totally inappropriate to say such things with new colleagues, which may bring a very embarrassing situation. Before asking such questions, you need to spend some time getting to know your new colleagues.

2. "Don't mix with those people ..."

Even if you have a good reason to hate some people in the company, telling these things to new colleagues will only make them think that you are a narrow-minded person. Why did you involve a new colleague in office politics?

3. "I hate our boss/company/colleagues/everyone"

It's not a good idea to say something to new colleagues that shows your subjective tendency. Most likely, they will be loyal to the boss who hired them, not a grumpy and complaining colleague.

4. "Good luck"

If you sincerely wish your new colleagues good luck, it is certainly a good thing. However, don't say this in an ironic tone, which will only make the other person think you are mean.

5. "I dodged a bullet now" or "You may regret doing this job"

Similarly, like the sarcastic "Good luck", these two sentences are not suitable for new colleagues because they will not encourage them. If they are in big trouble at work, let them make their own decisions.

6. "So, what's the latest news from your previous company?"

In this case, it will only make you sound like a gossip colleague. If they want to share some interesting stories about their previous jobs or companies with you, they will take the initiative to say so.

7. "Have you enjoyed your stay here so far?"

Come on, they just started working in the new company! This is a completely unnecessary question.