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Looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon and waiting for the express delivery, talk about collecting forty articles.

Looking forward to the stars and the moon and waiting for the express delivery (Part 1)

1. Today, it's not just migrant workers, but also people waiting in line to receive the express delivery to eat natives.

2. Anyway, the annual shopping festival must be enjoyed, and I am happy to receive express delivery.

3. I was the last payer yesterday, but I have been crazy about receiving express delivery today.

4. after paying the final payment, the most exciting mood is the moment of receiving the express delivery. The courier has an inexplicable intimacy.

5. This year's shopping festival is over, and then there is a pleasant time to receive express delivery.

6. it's really cool to lie in bed and then call by express to say that things are left at the door, and then receive the goods that you like.

7. Receiving parcels is the happiest time of the day! The pleasure of receiving express delivery often has nothing to do with the value of the goods themselves.

the express delivery will be received in 8.1 hours, which will be the fastest time for me to place an order and receive the goods for so many years.

9. I was happier when I received the courier message than when I found my boyfriend, because my boyfriend may not be my own, but the courier must be.

1. Bankrupt workers, wait for the express delivery.

11. The present I received today, the happiness today comes from you.

12. My favorite thing is to receive the courier. When I heard the phone call from the courier, I was extremely excited. Before I knew it, I seemed to have no money again.

13. I prefer receiving a courier to meeting someone.

14. Bored weekend work day. Received a strange package. Opening it nervously turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you, Huang.

15. The greatest happiness is that you can sign for the express every day.

16. predict your life in the coming week, receive express delivery, receive express delivery, receive express delivery.

17. It's fun to spend money, and it's fun to buy things. It's three times happier to receive express delivery, but it's not worth the sadness of paying back the flowers.

18. As soon as I got back, I received a phone call from the courier, wondering where the courier came from. When I saw the address, I laughed again. I participated in the questionnaire and got the bath essential oil they sent me ... hahaha, I don't even know when I participated. It seems that I really love shopping ... Continue to surprise me in the future, and I will suffer ...

19. The impulse is the devil ... in order not to receive the courier later. The delivery address is divided into two, and I am also heartbroken.

2. I'm very happy and grateful for receiving all kinds of express delivery these days. Looking forward to the stars and the moon waiting for the express delivery (Part II)

21. Although I feel distressed when I pay, I firmly believe that I will be very happy when I receive the express delivery.

22. This year's shopping festival received the fastest express delivery. The order was placed at 1 am and arrived after 9 am. The seller was afraid that I would wake up and return it.

23. After super expectation, this year's express delivery is particularly fast, and it's so cool to receive the goods the next day. It's like flying.

24. Turn on the express delivery mode, and spend less money.

25. I've received half of it, and I'm still looking forward to it.

26. It's the shopping festival for express delivery in Buddhism again.

27. I'm so happy today. I received the courier. I really like it. Thank you, little sister.

28. I received a courier today, from my brother. The color number is good, and I like it.

29. The annual shopping festival, collection and express delivery, was officially launched.

3. We have received the first express of this year's shopping festival.

31. The final payment paid last night was received this morning. I have to admire the speed and efficiency of delivery.

32. It's another shopping festival with a sense of ceremony. Some people are slow to make up the bill, and some people are worried that they are out of stock and pay quickly. Ok, that's it. I have placed a lot of orders, and then I'm going to receive the express delivery. I made up my sleep this afternoon for the shopping festival. I'm sleepy, too. Go to sleep!

33. The most anticipated link is to receive the courier and then open it one by one. Even if I feel heartbroken when I am the last payer, I am in a good mood at the moment when I open the courier.

34. I was shocked to receive the courier every day. I couldn't see the courier's face at all.

35. awesome. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received an express delivery, with two layers of bubble pads on the outside and a carton inside. The carton contained mascara and was covered with a layer of bubble pads. In this way, it is already in the sample, and it is so exquisite that it is worthy of being a big name! I received two, and I don't think I need to buy a formal dress. If it expires, I will change it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.

36. If you encounter an unfinished question on the way, you must ask me in time, and don't wait for me to chase you to ask. The reason why I gave it to you, I believe that the college students carefully selected by a company can accomplish something like chasing a media to ask if they have received the express delivery. If I ask you, please don't tell me that the other party is not answering the phone, or that the other party can't find you.

37. This year's express delivery is really fast, and receiving express delivery is painful and happy. Confirmed receipt will be credited to the account.

38. I have received the gift. This courier box is really cute. I like the autographs, stickers and post-it notes.

39. Swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish, swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish, swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swi What have I done to make up the allowance? There is no more happy shopping festival.

4. I'm afraid this month is the happiest month of the year. Wait for the joy of receiving express delivery. If my Taobao order is found by my mother, she may break my leg, which is both sad and happy. At this moment, all thoughts flow to my hometown, waiting for the hope that my relatives have hidden for a year at the intersection, and saving the homely food that has been deserted for a year by the fire. The Spring Festival is coming, and these thoughts are growing wildly. I can't wait to put on my wings and fly early, and get together with my family when I return home. Let my blessing accompany you all the way safely and happily!

Parting is to get together better, to get together, and to care about our roots ... No matter how much money we make this year, our desire to go home has not changed. It is our love for home, which sustains our days and nights of struggle outside. Today, we are going home, full of thoughts, and we are back in this familiar landscape ... We are back!

When the Spring Festival comes, bid farewell to troubles and embark on the road home to welcome happiness; Say goodbye to the cold winter and embark on the road home to welcome spring; Say goodbye to the past, embark on the road home and welcome the future; Say goodbye to indifference, set foot on the road home and welcome family. I wish you a smooth and safe Spring Festival home.

as you drift, the wind has passed, the rain has gone, and there are joys, sorrows, sour tastes and sweet tastes. It's not easy to struggle for a year. It's time for your family to look forward to returning home during the festive season. I wish you a lift, good luck on your way home, safe arrival in your hometown, happiness and good luck.

The desolation and poverty of my hometown are unobtrusive, but it is my greatest hope in life to go back to it for the New Year every year.

There is a kind of yearning called homesickness; There is a feeling called affection; There is a kind of return, called going home. There is a train heading home ... Home, I'm back. How are you?

The warmth of home is hard to expect, but the care of home is hard to stay. The happiness of home is worth cherishing all our lives. On the way home, I hope you can feel the warmth of home in advance and the happiness of your journey.

When people are traveling, don't just focus on the hardships, slow down the hasty pace, rest a tired mood, enjoy the beautiful scenery on the roadside, remember the people in your heart, and send a blessing message. Your journey will not be lonely! I hope you have a wonderful trip!

I'm sure I'll go home during the Spring Festival, and my parents are leaning against the door. Drink old wine and talk about your feelings. Visit relatives in the east and visit old friends in the west. Cherish the reunion moment and never forget to have it. Don't hesitate to leave at dawn.

it's not easy to be alone, to leave your hometown and struggle for your dreams! As the year is approaching, I miss my family, my parents and my hometown, anxious to return! Buy some gifts, take some specialties, and set foot on your way home. Please pay attention to safety first!

caring about family, we know how to care about family and hometown, we know how to miss and care about hometown, we reminisce about childhood, care about returning home, feel the expectation in the car, can't wait, and yearn from the bottom of my heart. May you enjoy the warmth of home and enjoy the journey.

The city where reinforced concrete is poured is indifferent, and there is no warm and rich flavor of the New Year. The homeland where small bridges and flowing water and smoke are everywhere is the home where our tired souls rest for a moment.

How long has it been since I heard the voice of my family, seen their smiling faces, and confided in them? I am about to embark on a journey home. Those who are willing to struggle outside will have a safe journey and share their joys and sorrows with their relatives for one year.

it's a kind of happiness to have a home. remember the destination during the new year, live a bittersweet life, go home happily and smartly, share the sadness of life and feel the warmth of the family. It's on the other side of the traffic. I wish you happiness on your journey home.

people have a bumpy journey, and the wish to go home is always in their hearts. No matter how much money you earn or how little money you have, you should go home for the New Year, because you have the care of your loved ones and the wishes of your lover. Wish you a pleasant journey home!

Let go of the fatigue of work, the hardships of struggle, and the bitterness of frustration. Let's pack up our bags for home together, bring a cheerful smile, get on the train home, and let the warmth of family warm you. I wish you all the best and a high career in the coming year!

outside the station, watching the long queues and carrying heavy bags, you know how heavy the homesickness is. In the station, looking at the dark crowd and stepping on the hurried footsteps, I knew how anxious I was to be homesick. Even though I have seen thousands of scenery, it is not as beautiful as going home.

If you have money but no money, you should go home for the Spring Festival. When you are traveling, don't wait. Pack your tickets, watch your luggage, bring your blessings and take care of your children. Don't argue, don't squeeze, don't grab, don't cross, have a civilized journey and travel smoothly. Bon voyage and happy Spring Festival.

Going home for the New Year is what many parents are waiting for. The Chinese New Year is coming, and I know that although my parents don't talk about it, they are counting their fingers every day in their hearts. As the year is approaching, I can feel their wrinkles when I close my eyes ... It's almost the Spring Festival, so go home, you know, it's the best gift for my parents. Never accompanied in the journey, accompanied in the heart of returning home, never lost in the rush, confused in returning home, never achieved us, never happy dreams, never repaid family, never realized hometown, the Spring Festival is here, I wish you a pleasant journey.

home is a safe haven, and I want to go home to avoid the wind no matter how far I run; Home is the kidnapper of a kite, no matter how high it flies, there is still a rope attached; Where the family wanderer goes, no matter where he goes, he misses his home. I wish those who struggle outside always miss home, always want to go home, and their families are waiting for you.

friendship is the most important thing in the world, and it is the hardest to find a bosom friend. Strive to make close friends, make friends with your heart. The relationship between the sea and the sea is deep, and mutual love lasts forever. I hope that people will last for a long time and friendship will last for life. May friends be healthy, safe, happy, happy and happy!

It's not easy to work hard for one year, and the journey should be smooth. One year's hard work is tiring, and the journey should not be too tiring. One year's missing is too frustrating, and one year's running around will hurt your health. Pay more attention to your health and your way home. I wish you all the best.

live a wonderful life, work hard, work hard, work hard, accumulate bit by bit, make progress every minute, go home safely, have a happy New Year, and wish you happiness. This year is coming, go home early, don't miss it, the New Year will begin, and wish you a warm home, which is sure to be wonderful.

people who have a family are happy, and happiness is concerned. People who have a family are warm, warm in family, full of dreams, and happy on the bus home. I wish you a smooth journey and enjoy the warmth.

Going home during the Spring Festival is like a big migration. I don't care about the hardships and remoteness of the journey. What I care about is the mood of going home and the warmth of reuniting with my family. As long as the home is far away, there is no end to the road under your feet; As long as the road is ahead, the pace of walking will not stop.

Shake, struggle fatigue, pat, dust rushing around, whole, wandering luggage, smile, harvest work, board the happy train with a smile, hope is waving, relatives are waving, lovers are looking forward to it, I am thinking of you, and I wish you a safe and smooth journey!

A year's busyness paved the way to go home. I hope you will have a safe journey home, and a year's hard work has turned into a hopeful way home. I hope you will have a smooth journey and a pleasant journey home.

Although the New Year can be celebrated anywhere in the world, returning home for the New Year is the ultimate destination for wanderers.

no matter how far a bird flies, it will fly back to its old nest. No matter how far a fish swims, it will swim back to its original place; When people go to the ends of the earth, they will also care about their hometown relatives! Spring Festival is approaching, hurry home!

tidy up your happy shoelaces, tidy up your happy equipment, take stock of your annual income, and be happy to go home. Now you are beautiful. Get on the wishful train, sing a peaceful song, lie down in the gentle armchair and look at this lovely blessing! I wish you a gentle dream on your journey and dream of me!

The festive season is approaching. May the train of Happiness take you home, the happy breeze will accompany you home, the homesickness will take you home, the words of blessing will send you home, and the expectant eyes will miss you home. I wish you a pleasant journey and a happy journey home.

a small ticket, a big backpack, accompanied by snow, all the way home, just because the year is coming; A pot of hot old burn, a table of fragrant dishes, infinite happiness, happy reunion, it is good to go home!

Turn a year's struggle into an arrow to return to the heart, turn a year's thoughts into happy thoughts, turn a year's expectation into a source of happiness, and turn a year's reunion into a reunion meeting. The festive season is approaching. May you embark on a journey of happiness, let good luck accompany you, and the reunion is worth having.

the starting point is the ticket to go home, and the end point is the smile of loved ones, the snow and the wind are all along the road, and the warmth is accompanied by fluttering hearts. All the children in the world are happy to go home, and they are worried about their hearts. Happy blessings will come together, and they will laugh around the house happily. Happy Spring Festival is running all over the street, and the beautiful life will be ahead of schedule. I wish you a smooth journey! I wish you a happy home!

There is an anxiety called homesickness; There is an anxiety called homesickness; There is a kind of anxiety, called missing mother; There is a kind of anxiety, called loving a wife; With a kind of anxiety, it is called pain. Spring Festival is coming, I wish my friends to go home as soon as possible, so that anxiety is no longer anxious and happiness is always happy!

There is no formula for happiness, and it doesn't matter whether you are happy or not. The feeling of happiness varies from person to person. The rich have the pleasure of struggling in the wealth field, and the poor are happy when they farm a few acres of land. Best wishes to your struggling wanderer, happy home, happy New Year and reunion.

spending the New Year outside is as dull as water, and spending the New Year in my hometown is full of nostalgia.