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The voice of a fly

I am a fly, or a green-headed fly. I am smart and strong, especially in late spring and early summer, when the weather is clear, my flying ability is stronger. Flying 400 kilometers a day is a piece of cake. I like going into restaurants, and I have been to villas and high-rise buildings. Once I went to the presidential suite, I almost couldn't get out. But I still feel that the vegetable market is warmer. Taking pictures by the gutter after a full meal, I feel very beautiful, just like the image ambassador of the green-headed fly. You can see from this that I am well informed. Dealing with all kinds of people all day, there are many funny stories about human beings. Now I am on a pile of ribs in a restaurant. I have had enough to eat and drink. Let me tell you some interesting stories.

Our paradise home, vegetable market, is a mess everywhere in human eyes. Gray-black water dripped from the sewer, and clouds of odor spewed out. The sun scorched the earth and the temperature soared. Who wants to come out? There is a thick smell in the hot sun. Business is naturally bad, and a butcher is actually dozing off. "It's a godsend, you can feast your eyes." I shouted excitedly, and my friends and I swarmed into the pork on the table. While we were eating with relish, the butcher suddenly woke up and slapped me with a fly swatter. The blow made my eyes see stars, so I turned my anger into strength and rushed up at the speed of a Scud missile. I jumped up and down his face. The butcher was so angry that he finally couldn't stand it, so he changed hands and came at me. As soon as I saw that the situation was not good, I quickly jumped out of that oily fat face. Then I heard a loud noise, and I quickly turned around, leaving a deep palm print on the butcher's face. He added fuel to the fire when he saw that my body was not in his hand. When he saw me in the meat case, he waved his palm faster and harder and threw it at me. I ran to the criminal record, and then the thunder was loud and I heard someone crying. On closer inspection, it turned out that his hand was bleeding from the tip of his rib. The butcher's face was twisted as ugly as a mass of linen, but I passed out laughing.

I don't know how many times I have experienced this kind of thing, so it's not surprising. It's ridiculous that human beings are called higher animals, but they fight hard with us. But then again, the vegetable market that people hate is our paradise. It is often that human beings are still asleep, and our horn has sounded, and they all set off for the vegetable market. Our life is full of flavor, although there is no excitement and excitement when fighting with people, it is also a comfortable enjoyment. Every corner of the vegetable market is full of rubbish, which is a treasure that has been misplaced. Under the action of high temperature, this baby gradually decays, its color changes (black) and its state changes (sticky). Every time people pass by, they will make such a disgusting voice: "That's disgusting." Saliva and phlegm will fly out to express dissatisfaction. But we all think that this kind of food has high nutritional value, and calcium, iron, zinc, selenium and vitamins are all lacking and supplemented.

At noon, hahaha ... If we don't pay attention to diet, flies will die, so we pay more attention to nutrition, and eat meat just to promote the absorption of protein. Of course, there are vegetables, fruits, cold dishes, chicken, duck and fish, and everything. Because of the diversity of food, we don't practice family planning like human beings. Instead, we multiply to keep the balance between men and women. The so-called "spitting water will drown the enemy." Wherever we went, we swarmed and were at a loss. Although people have very deadly weapons in their hands, we are not afraid, and we fight the enemy with a heroic symphony of "Buzz …" in our mouths. We are not sad about Flash's death. We know all about military theory. "Who deserves to be afraid that I must realize it" is the embodiment of our international song and indomitable heroism.

I'm full. I'm full. It's time to enjoy myself. In hot summer, surfing is very good. It can make you feel good at once. Surfing is what people call a waste ditch, where we can also take good photos. You can rest everywhere when you are tired of playing, and your metabolism is also carried out on people, fruit stalls and garbage. No matter how human beings keep flapping, our light and agile wings can cope, which makes human beings helpless. As for the food we eat, it is not high temperature and disinfection, which leads to illness and hospitalization. We flies are more wronged than Dou E.

One day, when we were playing in the vegetable market, suddenly two people with paste appeared in front of us. They went to the wall that had been painted in a mess, and then put up several slogans in neat and eye-catching fonts: "It is everyone's responsibility to clean up the mess." I seem to see that humans have moved all the food in the corner, and humans may create a civilized and hygienic environment. However, I was relieved to see people around spitting and littering scraps of paper peel as usual. Eye-catching fonts will be projected on people's retina, but they will not be reflected in action. I really want to play with people when I am happy. I can't help drooling at the sight of the paste. Humans see that we enjoy unlimited enjoyment, and some jealousy drives us away. How can you leave such delicious food? This action has been repeated more than n times. As a result, people kicked the paste impatiently and the paste spilled all over the floor. We cheered for the victory over the paste.

This is the end of my wonderful story. I must consume food. Do you know that waste is shameful? Alas! I have to say from my heart: "I only envy flies but not immortals!" " " .