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Funny car slogans and quotes

1. If you are anxious, you go first.

2. I am Rourou and Che is Momo. Everyone calls us "Roujiamo". tasty! Don't taste it!

3. I have been driving for two years and this is my first time touching a car! It depends!

4. If you have the ability, get over my head!

5. Too slow? Go be an astronaut!

6. The basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank except for fire control.

7. Who can tell me where the brakes are? urgent!

8. China’s last steam locomotive that can travel on roads

9. What are you doing with me? Watch out if I put it in reverse gear.

10. The driver once easily dealt with the Super Saiyan, just figure it out!

11. The displacement of modified cars is 8.0 (Xia Li v12)

12. Farting is prohibited inside the car, but it is optional outside the car.

13. Don’t bully me, I have practiced the Golden Bell!

14. Tank Killer - Don’t be afraid of whoever comes.

15. Although the car is old, the people are new.

16. Am I blind?