Ace Attorney classic quotations

1 Maya: Harumei, it’s such a long way, did you walk here?

Chunmei: Of course not, I came here running. .

2 Kimiko Ayari: That’s the lawyer over there. He opened the door and rushed in.

MADA!

Naruhodou: Did you remember it wrong?

Kimiko: No. . By the way, I have already sent the bill for the door to the office.

Chengbutang: 55555. . .

3 (After submitting a piece of evidence) Wright: Haha, that’s it. . .

(Suddenly seeing Demon Hunt still laughing) The process of the trial is completely unknown. . .

4 Maya: Then, let’s go eat.

Chunmei: I want to eat children’s lunch!

Maya: Harumi, you have grown up, and you have to eat children’s dinner like an adult. . .

5 Maya: Does Harumi also like the general?

Chunmei: Yeah. . I just watch "World Children's Masterpiece Theater" every Sunday.

Maya: That’s not possible, Harumi, young people now like to watch The General!

Harumi: Oh, does Phoenix-kun like it too?

Maya: Don’t ask him, he is no longer a young man.

Naruhodou: Actually, I still prefer "World Children's Masterpiece Theater". . .

6 Chihiro: Phoenix-kun, if you change your mind, besides the red guitar, what else could be in the box?

Naruhodou: Something. . Is it a black guitar?

(After some careful consideration)

Naruhodou: Presiding judge, the defense claims that there may be something else in the box!

Presiding Judge: Is the other thing a white guitar?

Qianxun:. . . . . .

7 Ai Ya: Let me introduce myself first, Xingwei Yue Ai Ya, famous detective, it’s your turn.

Naruhodou: I am Ryūichi Naruhodou, a lawyer.

Maya: I am Maya Ayari, a trainee psychic.

Harumi: I am Ayari Harumi, the famous cousin of His Highness Maya. . .

8 Gold: I am the unbeatable prosecutor. . . Even though this was my first time in court. .

Presiding Judge: Oh? Then why is it called Invincible?

Gord: Uncle, don’t you know that all newbies are undefeated?

9 Tiger and Wolf: My profession is a killer.

Presiding Judge: What is the killer dragging?

Tiger and wolf die at home: The person who just spoke is rude. Do you want to die?

Presiding Judge: Ah! No. . No. (555. What did I do wrong?)

I would like to apologize to all the heroes. I haven’t played Reversal 1-3 for a long time, so the above content is purely based on impressions and may be different from the original text of the game. Hope for understanding. .

Finally, the first part ends with a dialogue from Ace Attorney 4

10 Mei Guan: Ah, guest, I’ve been waiting for a long time. . . Are you here to apply for a job?

Wang Nixi: Huh? oh!

Mei Guan: So, what are you good at performing?

Wang Nixi: What I am good at is probably defense. .

Mei Guan: Defense. . Very interesting! So, let’s get started!

Wang Nixi: Let’s start

Mei Guan: I say, real professionals can perform anytime and anywhere!

Wang Nixi: That. . All right.

(Take a deep breath) I--yes! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Putang: "Baseball also has pinholes (beat the table). Are you going to say that baseball is also suspicious?" (Chapter 2, Chapter 4)

Putang: " Demon hunting inspection, please put down the whip once in a while and read the court files" (2nd Generation, Chapter 3)

Naruto Phoenix: "By the way, how much is the commission fee?"

Tiger Wolf Death Family: "Sir Lawyer, you are not a good person either."

Narui Butou: "?"

Tiger Wolf Death Family: "If you want to entrust me, please wait until Let's talk about it after the current contract is terminated."

Phodon: "No, no...that's not what I meant..."

Judge: "Naruto, If you want to assassinate me, do you want to die? I'll sentence you to death!!!" (Chapter 2, Chapter 4)

Phodon: "I'm sorry, Kuta-kun, the world of adults is very cruel."( Chapter 3 of Generation 1)

Edward Sword: "If you want to laugh, just laugh, laugh!"

Maya: "Wouldn't it be better for us to laugh?"

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Phoudou: "Editor is very proud...if he laughs, he will cry..." (Chapter 1, Chapter 4)

Phodon: "Where is this?" What the hell, the doll proposes to a human, (slaps the table), this is simply a historic moment..."

(whip sound) (2nd Generation, Chapter 3)

(Putang was whipped)

Putang: "Please say "I object" at this time... (Sweat ING)" (Chapter 2, Chapter 3)

Edward Jian: "I object!"

Judge: "Edward Jian examined, what do you object to? (Surprised expression)"

Edward Jian: "Because I didn't think about what I objected to. ...So we called for objections to delay time....(The music slowly fades)" (Chapter 3 of the 1st generation)

Edward Sword: "The name and occupation of the witness"

Auntie: "Oh, Xiao Yu...(omit the N word after)..."

Yu Jian (making a pained look): "Name and occupation, please..." (1st generation Chapter 3)

The Demon Hunter: "The nails are about to be hammered into your coffin" (2nd generation, Chapter 3)

The Demon Hunter: "Idiots are daydreaming about idiots" I dreamed of another idiot who was daydreaming..." (2nd Generation, Chapter 2)

Hunter (to Phoenix Phoenix): "Don't think that I will forgive you if you are an idiot!" (2nd generation, Chapter 2)

Man, you can only shed tears at the end. There is no red in my world. What you see must be my tears...

"What did I think~"——The red-faced judge's catchphrase (3-4, 3-5)

"Men only shed tears when everything is over..."——God Nogizho Ryu (3-4, 3-5)

“The more critical a defense lawyer is, the more he must smile calmly”—— Chihiro Ayari (2-2)

"When did you put your pants in the washing machine? Of course it's time to take him off" - Gord (3-2)

"The person behind this bad thing is indeed Yabari! "——Ryuichi Naruhodou (1-1), Rei Mitsurugi (1-4)

"Please adjust your idiot level occasionally, otherwise my whip will speak for itself. ! "——Hunting Mamei (2-3)

Maya: I killed the person.

Narubutou: There is no such thing.

Maya: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. >

Maya: It took a lot of effort to meet Phoenix again...

Written: I can’t blame you.

Maya: I took... that person. ...Kill...

Naruto Butang: It's not you who killed me.

Maya: No! That's the same thing...

Hunter: The only things that have any say in the court are the evidence and this whip...

Judge: Of course, there is also this gavel.

(Chapter 3 of Generation 2)

Judge: Clerk, you’re welcome, get all the noisy people out of here!

(2nd Generation, Chapter 3)

Judge: Yes, but the defense lawyer is still in a coma...

Naruto Butang: Oops, I feel dizzy. ah. .

Maya: Ah, are you okay?

Naruto Butang: Who is this child?

(Chapter 3 of Generation 2)

Edward Sword: ...Is this suicide note true? Relatively speaking, the badge hanging on the chest of the man over there Whether it is true...this is the crux of the matter!

Judge: I also agree with your point of view!

Chihiro: I agree too, Naruhodou-kun.

Hunter: ...just like when I put down the whip to pick up the pie

Edge Sword: (Silence) You should be gentler with the pie

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I think the strongest one is the police station slogan in Chapter 4 of Generation 1, which is said by the mouth of the saw: "If you want to hasten, don't take detours and go straight forward."

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Kannagi Shoryu: The old man who spread the beans revealed the truth as the beans were spread

Same as above: Why did the pants he was wearing get stuck in the washing machine?

" Why are there no bones left on the plate? ”

“Because he also ate the bones! "

Referee: What else is the killer dragging?

Tiger Wolf Death Family: The person who just spoke, do you want to die?

In the court Funny: "Who is the victim? Please answer first." Was it Cheng Tangbo who knocked open the door?" (You knocked it open yourself and asked others, haha) (2nd generation, Chapter 2) "Why does he think of a baseball glove as a banana?"... ."Because he likes eating bananas very much!!" An answer like this will make everyone fall silent... (Part 2 Chapter)

Hahaha~ Ask about the relationship between Xingying Barrister and Xiaozhong When, there is such an option, "You are actually... the relationship between love and being loved!!" "Why do you think of this!!?" (Chapter 1, Chapter 2) Say something about human beings at the most critical moment If you can't "understand" it, this is the coolest thing about Naruhodou.

Narubutou: I succeeded, Chihiro-sensei!

Chihiro:... Simple! You are sweeter than aunt’s daifuku cake!

I can’t remember clearly~~ It was the conversation when Wright pointed out that the person in the photo was not Maya... ··

That's probably it... I only remember Chihiro's "Dafu Cake"...

Ming's classic idiot theory:

An idiot listens with interest to another idiot's idiotic opinion...

The idiot is so stupid that he can't even understand the idiot's words

The idiot who forgives the idiot because of the idiot is There are idiots who are even more idiotic than this idiot (I think this sentence is the most classic one~)

Idiots without brains seem to be even more idiotic than idiots with brains

It seems that There are idiots who are even more idiotic than the idiots on the defense table

Idiots treat others as idiots, and idiotic ideas centered on idiots

Idiot discussions between idiots will inevitably lead to incomparable results Idiot's conclusion

Idiot-like misunderstanding of wearing idiot clothes befitting an idiot

In Chapter 5 of Reversal 3:

Yu (Ask Bigini) : So...how long did it take to take the bath?

B: This kid is so annoying, what are you thinking about? Next, you are going to ask, "Where did you start bathing?" Go!

Yu: You, what did you say, I... (whipped)

Ming: Dirty

Judge: ...poor

Yu: (This, this, what place! A special seat for bullied children...?)

Deterrence Jiutai "Brother, you are right"

...

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Edward Sword: Call me Big Brother

Presiding Judge: Call me Uncle Bearded (1-3)

Marx: You just took a card away

Into: This...

Knight: 10 of Hearts

Into: ...

Ma: ...You stole 10 Marx’s hearts....

Cheng: (How many hearts do you have...) (2 -3)

Chihiro: Judge, if you walk too much at night, be careful of hitting ghosts...(3-1)

Reversal 3

(Testimony)

Presiding Judge: What, what is this?

Chihiro: This is the turmoil of youth

Aunt Oba’s killer dialogue series~

(Reversal 1: Photography in Yingdu for the first time So)

Really, speaking of young people these days, whenever something happens, they immediately become like this.

I have been slacking off in a place like this since noon. What should I do with work?

Is it such a busy job for a lawyer? Then the aunt will also become a lawyer.

Auntie was not like this when she was young. Young girls dress like this, ah, how pitiful.

What will the future of Japan be like?

Really, so did my unscrupulous son, who didn’t call for 3 years...

(Reversal 1: When he was called stingy)

That guy Bar!

Just a part-time worker...!

When it comes to young girls nowadays, they are all like that.

The chatter is so noisy that I can only talk about a few things.

Auntie wouldn’t be like this when she was young, because she only thinks about everyone.

No matter what you say now, people say bad things. Auntie is so sad.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!

(Reversal 1: I heard Edgeworth’s name in court)

It doesn’t matter whether I am Oba or an aunt.

By the way, let me tell you, the aunt was not an aunt when she was young, right?

So, she was often bullied in the past. When I was in junior high school,

There was a senior student in the shogi club whom I admired. When he called me aunt, she would burst into tears.

(Reversal 1: Second Questioning)

Let me say it first, auntie, I don’t do that kind of thing

Pointing fingers behind people’s backs Something to do.

Speaking of young people nowadays, they are all like that, always looking for the shortcomings of others

Auntie is so sad and...

(Reversal 1 : Ending)

Speaking of which, this time, the previous movies of Little Clothes Bag have finally started to be sold

And it’s also called DVD

Speaking of that, now Everything has to be written in foreign languages

It’s so baffling that even the aunt can’t help it

(Reversal 2: First appearance in the hotel)

It was like this before. Next to the broken bridge is written "This bridge is broken and cannot be crossed."

But a bald boy wanted to go over.

The aunt said very kindly, "It's very dangerous," but he didn't listen.

You also said, "It would be better if you don't go to the side but in the middle." What a joke.

What are you talking about?

(Reversal 2: About He Xing being the big brother in gymnastics)

Oh my, it’s so funny, you still call me “big brother” like that

Yes, you can’t see your face with a mask on. And it’s a bunny mask.

What a masterpiece.

But if you don’t do this, the TV will break.

Really, the kid doing gymnastics next to you is embarrassing, really.

(Reversal 2: All the celebrities you like will die)

It happens like this every time! It was the same thing when my aunt was a child!

The golden rat raised in the class died when it was the aunt’s turn to take care of it!

The nickname is Death.

That’s enough, Auntie, look away!

I also want to put a curse on you. You will die in 3 minutes, no, die now!

(Reversal 2: About Xia Shi)

By the way, what happened?

It’s all so noisy

I don’t know the word "stable" at all

This is the case for young people these days!

When the aunt was young! She is really a shy girl!

And he can also press flowers, do divination, cook, and write poems

(Reversal 2: after testifying against the contradiction in General C’s clothing)

Don't judge a person by his clothes!

Auntie will look stunning if she puts on a fashionable dress!

But I have been putting up with it, wearing clothes like this that look like an idiot!

And the tape recorder hanging on my chest is so heavy!

But in order not to destroy the children’s dreams, the aunt smiled and tried her best!

Speaking of which, your clothes have no taste at all!

Learn from Xiaoyu’s taste! Eat my trick!

(It’s stuck, it’s stuck, it’s stuck...)

(Reversal 2: After the referee on the first day, in the hotel lobby)

It’s all your fault La! Auntie is being treated as a bad person again!

Although Xiao Mikaru promised to give me chewing gum... But this is not what auntie wants!

Love it! like! thick! Auntie’s wild nature has awakened! It's all because of you!

Hohohohohoho

(Reversal 2: Ending)

Have you...forgot...

This should not be the case. It wasn't like this before!

Everyone loves my aunt like a queen

Disobedient men will stomp on her with their heels

And there are even dangerous fires Wan said

Thanks to this, three warehouses of large props were burned down.

He was discovered and was beaten...

Check it out...)

(Reversal 3: Ending)

What are you going to do with the pile of walnuts you bought as local products!

Even if I go to Xiao Yu, I will only say something like "it bothers me to have this kind of thing"

It makes people sad.

I don’t know where I can find a gentleman who likes to eat beans.

(Catch, click, click, click, click...)