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Talk about everything that went wrong.
No matter how many grievances you have suffered. I'll keep a secret. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.
Walking in the rain with an umbrella, but I can't find the shadow of the past.
4. Can't happiness be as short as the Ferris wheel?
5, McDull said: If you have something to say, don't wait for the other person to understand, because the other person is not you, don't know what you want, and you can only be sad in the end.
6. Except yourself, no one will understand how much happiness or sadness you have had in your story, because that is just your feeling after all.
7. In the world, not all people can talk to each other, and the scenery that passed by!
8. The earth will last forever, and the sky will last forever; One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever.
9. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.
10 Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for someone, the deeper you get.
1 1, I wrote everything for you, and you didn't respond to any movement all over the world.
12, there is such a person who once occupied your life, but now he will feel embarrassed even to say hello.
13 When I took off my disguise and walked up to you, I realized that I was a joke.
14, nice to meet you, but I'm sorry I just met you.
15, you took me to heaven, and then you personally sent me to hell.
16, a woman who doesn't wear makeup just wants to find a man who can tolerate everything.
17, friendship or love, every time you give your heart, you will always get hurt.
18, Eason Chan only taught me to sing for ten years, but didn't teach me to walk for ten years.
19, The interpretation in Parting is a rose funeral without an audience.
20. All the hot air in my arms has turned into wind, and I dare not meet you.
2 1, Lies When tears flow down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.
22. That kind of sadness is too well hidden to be seen by anyone.
23. The wind is blowing, deceiving you, and you can't keep the oath you made that summer.
24. Distance probably means: You know I didn't sleep, and I know you didn't sleep, watching each other's updates, but you couldn't say a word.
25. Everyone says you deserve to be lonely. In fact, no one understands your feelings.
You owe me an apology, but I won't say it's okay.
27. I know I can't force anyone. When the heart is tired, silence replaces everything.
28. I gave you wordless company, but I never thought you liked noise.
29. If you have it, you want to be free, and if you are free, you want to have it.
30. It's useless to force things that don't belong to you, just like wearing shoes that are too small, no matter how beautiful they are.
3 1, give me an encounter, but don't give me a love. Give me a love, but don't give me forever.
32. I always thought the sourest feeling was jealousy. I learned later that the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
33. Don't open your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, only people who sprinkle salt.
34. I can't let go of anything, but a few bottles of wine, a few cigarettes and a few difficult nights.
35. There are always some people who will fade out of your life. You should learn to accept rather than miss.
36. Ten thousand beautiful promises are not worth a warm hug now.
I'm not waiting for him, I just can't like others yet.
38. In this life, people only have one true love, and then even romantic love will never hurt their bones again.
39. There is a kind of release called immersion, but people who can't understand it can only see the degeneration that comes with it.
40. Sometimes when you are disappointed to a certain extent, you will open a flower. The name of that flower is cold.
4 1, when pain becomes a habit, you will stand up and move on.
42. Feelings are equal to molten iron slurry, the ruthlessness of the environment is cold water, and iron slurry is hard and ruthless when it meets cold water.
43. I am most afraid of cherishing my life. In the end, nothing can be left.
44. Don't say that fish have no tears, even if they flow into the whole sea, you have no idea.
45. If there are hundreds of millions of favorite ways, I must have used you wrong.
46. I also have a lover. I also expressed my love. I was also jealous. I used to be happy, but I thought it would last.
47. I don't know why, there will always be inexplicable sadness.
48, fate, fragrance yesterday; Fate, get your hands on tomorrow; Fate, lingering to this day.
49. How strong do I have to be to laugh when people mention you?
50. The world made me black and blue, and the wound really grew wings.
5 1, you must be happier than me, otherwise how can you be worthy of my embarrassing exit?
52. I hope you live in poverty and poverty. Every night, I think of my kindness.
The value of life lies not in how many days we can live, but in how we use them.
54. I use the fragments of time to consolidate the seemingly indestructible city in my heart.
55. Falling in love with someone is not terrible, just out of control. Breaking up is not terrible, but I am afraid that I will never let go.
56. Love everyone, trust a few, and live up to no one.
57. Sometimes you need to play dumb so as not to make yourself uncomfortable.
58. The most romantic thing I can think of. Is to grow old with you.
59. I promised to forget, but I remembered that my heart never promised to give up.
60. Like a cactus, it is alive and well, but there is no way to accept anyone's arms.
6 1, I really want to hug you, but it's a pity that time has passed and people come and go between you and me.
Sometimes, we often change our conversation. We just want others to know how you feel, but we forget that maybe no one cares about you at all.
63. The thing is that people don't do everything, but they cry first when they want to talk.
64. The most painful thing is not parting, but memories after parting.
65. I can't stay, but you have to leave one by one.
66. That year, Na Yue, that day, that time, that place, that person. That scene. that That scene.
On the day of parting, I glanced at you at the street corner and saw you walking side by side in the middle of the road.
68. The worst feeling in the world is that you can't fall in love with others because you still miss the person who hurt you.
69. Unless that person can make your life better than it was when you were single, there is no need to leave being single for that person.
70. Let go of love. I hummed along the path, countless sadness.
7 1, some people won't forget it because they can't bear it; Some people have to forget because it's not worth it.
72. I really admire that my heart is full of holes and I can say nothing with a smile.
73. Life is like a dance. The person who teaches you the first dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.
74. I dare not say that I am very good alone, but I am seldom lonely.
75. Failure to return as scheduled is the meaning of parting.
77. I like looking in the mirror. At least it doesn't laugh when I cry.
78, suddenly afraid of any holiday, because I know there are no surprises.
79. I want to talk to someone, but I look up and I can't say it.
80. Those injuries are so beautiful that I won't let them go, so that I laugh so hard!
8 1. Lost love is nowhere to be found in the wind. I looked into the air, only to find that love had long since passed away.
82. Love makes people mature and degenerate.
83. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who will make us mean to him for many years.
It's easy to forgive someone, but it's hard to believe again.
Talking about anything is in a bad mood.
Talking about anything is in a bad mood.
(1) Although nothing has gone right recently and nothing good has happened, it seems that all the bad things ended at the end of March. April, hello.
(2) These two days need to ward off evil spirits, do bad things with good intentions, and everything goes wrong. Give me the symbol.
(3) Sometimes, when you think about it, this is life. When you are most vulnerable, you are rebellious. When I am most tired, nothing goes well. I met a genius when I was careless. The most debauchery, meet true love.
(4) Since the New Year, I feel that everything is not going well, a failed encounter, a series of colds, and the tempering process brought about by the new working environment really feels a little tired, always wandering in hope and disappointment several times. To paraphrase Mr. Jiang Yang's words:' My biggest problem is thinking too much and reading too little', I will record my reading journey from today, hoping to find my own direction in reading!
Everything is not going well today. First, that Shao guy teased me about going to physical education class. Then walk from the school gate to the dormitory with a courier bigger than a wine box. Then I ate cold noodles with coriander. Then the handsome boy didn't come to Japanese class. I sat alone and felt cold. Then I went back to the dormitory to find an hour's video. Finally, I found that the video could not be downloaded. Then my mother changed her mobile phone.
(6) Things have not been smooth recently, and I feel a little depressed. So many days, everything is difficult, full of twists and turns, alas.
(7) I just said that nothing has been going well recently and I forgot to bring my homework home. Draw your hand every time you turn the pen. Red pen drops, red beads dye. Don't be unlucky again. April seems busy. Cheerleading in football match, Art Festival 15 Class Classical Dance Psychological Club. Although they are all walk-ons, I wish you a happy April in advance.
Because I think I have been wronged by you too much, I will be jealous to death when I see another person become a monk halfway and get all your tenderness and love. Don't tell me that people should be generous and move forward. I'm looking forward to it, but it won't affect the circle drawing and curse you. I hope you can grow old together and everything goes wrong at the same time. If you can't get a taxi when you go out, you will always wait for dinner, and you can't afford to buy anything you want. You two hugged each other and drank the northwest wind, shouting: delicious!
(9) Nothing has really gone well recently. There are quarrels at home every day, and there is nothing good at school. There are still many things to deal with, such as being single again, twisting your knees, scratching your fingers and so on.
Everything is not going well today. I can't stop building and dare not move. It hurts my uncle to death.
(1 1) I used to talk about it, but I was still looking forward to it. In the past two years, when everything went wrong, no matter what, the suffering was borne by myself, and that heart was completely gone. 18, 19 years is easy to show a sincere heart, but today I was injured, but I have completely lost that ability. If I am destined to walk alone for the rest of my life, I hope I will not lose my aura, and my time can be gentle. After all, my fate is fair.
(12) My roommate said that she had spent 100 days with her boyfriend, and my heart was as sour as a dog! Sure enough, Sister Xian was right. Everything went wrong in March, I got nothing and lost him!
I really don't like April. I spilled water on the keyboard early in the morning and couldn't find my glasses. No money. It can be said that everything is not going well.
(14) I, an Amway person who can even drink St. Pei Lu's soft drinks, wanted to drink blood orange, but it didn't taste like blood orange. Except that weird brown bottle, the other three are really delicious. Everything goes wrong, no smile.
(15) In March, everything went wrong and ended with a bad cold. It was like a joke on April Fool's Day. That was a long time ago. My nose was blocked and I felt very light.
Dude, when things go wrong, everything goes wrong. Even so, I haven't been defeated.
(17) Very annoying. Everything goes wrong in March, so we should regroup in April and let all our troubles flow away with March of 20xx.
(18) Recently, I don't know whether everything is going wrong or all kinds of bad feelings. Anyway, the whole person is particularly upset?
(19) In March, I felt that everything was not going well; April, please be kind to me!
Alas, everything is not going well. I just want to do scientific research and graduate, and I don't want to do anything else. I'm so tired these days, contradictory, unlucky little pigeon.
(2 1) How to do everything well in a very depressed period seems irrelevant. I'm tired. I stayed up late after a day's class to catch up on tomorrow's homework, and I'm not in the mood for a holiday. In short, everything is not going well, and I don't know what went wrong. I just want to lie flat.
I wonder if my luck will be better this time. I guess everything went wrong because I pushed too hard last time. Alas, it's true. Everything should be slow, not excessive, but not too good.
(23) Today, when everything went wrong, the students' union and leaders raided the dormitory, found out the plugs hidden in our dormitory and unplugged them all. Now the mobile phone is dead, and there is no place to plug in the light to do homework.
This week is really annoying. I wanted to get something, but I didn't expect a head to fall out of bed and hit the corner of the kitchen door. Fortunately, I didn't poke my eyes directly, but I made a cut at the end of my eyes. Although I don't know if I will leave a scar, it's better to leave a scar than to hurt my eyes. Really disfigured.
Things have really gotten worse recently. I want to eat a fly, spit it out and fly a bigger one into my mouth.
There are many problems these days, and everything is not smooth at work. I don't think about what I do or talk about! I really want to say something in my heart, but I can't express it, and I feel uncomfortable!
(27) Can you get these annoying things out! What a negative energy explosion! Everything is terrible!
(28) Now, I still feel uncomfortable when I think of something that doesn't go well. That memory has not been beautified by time. I think I really survived, and then I don't want to think about it.
March has passed, although it is another March when everything goes wrong, but I am still very grateful, there is always someone to accompany and help! I hope everything will be fine in April ~
(30) I feel that I may have a disease, which is called the fear-to-goodness syndrome for the time being: when everything is going well and I am in a good mood, I can't help but feel fear, always suspecting that it is false and temporary, worrying about whether there is a conspiracy trap behind me, and then forcibly suppressing my joy and adjusting to the depressed mode; On the contrary, when everything goes wrong and you are depressed, you will always feel familiar and think about unhappy things over and over again.
Today is really a bad day. I've been stuck in my heart for a day and want to vent. No place to vent. what can I do? I am desperate, too.
(32) I met a colleague with a bad face early in the morning, and everything went wrong as a result. I had a bad day. I am speechless.
Today, before climbing the tower, everything went wrong. I missed the subway twice, took the subway twice, took the wrong route once and rode OFO into a dead end. But after watching the night view of Shanghai, I suddenly felt that it was enough anyway.
Things are not going well these days, but I am helpless. I never thought what happened on TV would happen to me. I don't understand many things at all, so I have to force myself to face them.
I can't leave if the first flight is cancelled! Lao Xu is waiting for me in Shenzhen! How big a surprise is this? Let me start everything from the blink of an eye today! Love yourself for a second! Then I firmly believe that there will be a huge surprise in the next second!
202 1 not smooth. Talk about mood phrases.
1. Jiangnan can't read the wilderness of Saibei under the eaves of the night bridge! Even if you are white clouds and I am black soil, even if you and I look at each other day and night and miss each other, we can only look at each other and miss each other.
Second, even the best things will be lost one day, and even the best things will be forgotten one day. If you can't get it, just let go. If you can't stand it, you will suffer. If you should cherish it, you should give it up. You can walk easily and live happily. Don't ask whose actions hurt you and whose feelings hurt you.
Third, the fading beauty of the lingering clouds and the waning moon reminds me all the time that times have changed, even though I don't care about your feelings for you. After the autumn wind left, the incomplete things have changed, but now I call myself how regretful and full of worries!
Fourth, when you are lonely, I come to you from the darkness and break the loneliness that makes you uneasy; When you are no longer lonely, I will return to the endless darkness.
Fifth, many times, the first impression is unreliable.
6. When a man's name appears repeatedly in a woman's mouth, the subtext is: I love him or I can't let him go, whether I praise that man or scold that man.
Seven, miss, is the wind through the mountain stream, swirling, pervasive.
Eight, is there a secret in everyone's heart that can't be said! Does everyone have an idea in mind? Is everyone waiting for such a person in their hearts! For example, I know it is impossible, but I am still so infatuated! Should I try to let myself go and make my life easier?
Whether you are walking alone on the street in a foreign land and have never found a sense of belonging, or eating with friends and laughing happily, you are drifting through a little loneliness. Whether you are trying to realize your dream now, or you can't get closer to your dream, or you can't find your dream slowly, you must believe that there is no tomorrow that you can't reach.
Ten, husband and wife life should be like a pair of chopsticks: first, no one can live without anyone; Second, you can taste everything together.
1 1. Whenever people ask them how they are doing, they will try to put on a smile and say, well, in fact, only they know best, and some pains are destined to be hidden in their hearts.
Twelve, it is bitter, but happiness becomes simple. A short message, a voice, a video, these common things in life are bitter and sweet. It's good to be in love!
Thirteen, all promises are pale and empty. Even if you are sincere when you promise, you will really change when you say change.
Fourteen, the old lane in the north city, the south wind is light.
Fifteen, you will like a person because of a song, because a person likes a city, because a city likes a lifetime, and then becomes a song and misses a person.
Sixteen, I hope you are happier than anyone else, but it will be sad to think that your future happiness is not because of me.
Seventeen years old, that faint miss is still warm between the lines, will you look forward to the flowers on the other side?
Seducing you with my whole youth is the most extravagant thing I have ever done.
Nineteen, some things can only be forgotten. Some people can only go there.
Twenty, I hope someone will accompany you to watch the flaming flowers and spend the rest of your life together.
Twenty-one, at least one set of all your clothes can wear out; Of all your abilities, at least one is available. Not being able to do many things is not terrible. The terrible thing is that nothing can be done well.
22. The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.
Twenty-three, when we feel happy, why should we think about whether this happiness is eternal or temporary? Worry is the greatest enemy of happiness.
There is a kind of love in life, which is quiet and unattainable.
Twenty-five, thousands of thoughts, solidified in the air. Raise the wind to blow to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, and thinking of you is my happiness!
Twenty-six, missing is the comfort and sustenance of loneliness in life, and it is the communication of the past, present and future.
Twenty-seven, the person who really waits for you will always wait sincerely, and the person who doesn't want to wait for you will always hold someone else's hand as soon as he turns around.
Life is like a trip, you don't have to care about the destination, what you care about is the scenery along the way and the mood of watching it.
Don't be afraid to refuse others, if your reason is justified.
30. All deep feelings are originally made up of many tiny moments, just like a string of bright little light bulbs, which emit faint light and crouch quietly at our feet to illuminate our interdependent figure.
In the morning, the sun wiped away my tears of missing you.
Thirty-two, take acacia as the inkstone! Take deep affection as ink! Love is like water! Make-up, red lead tea, such as practicing in a room with a clear glow, dancing with a wave of your hand, missed it! Dance has been attached for a long time! Dance has exhausted the sadness and hope of prosperity and silence! The pale brushwork twists and turns after running out of ink, just as I don't want to follow.
33. Missing is a beautiful and moving landscape painting, each of which is fascinating.
Talking about a bad day. Talking about a bad day
Before everything gets better, there will always be some bad days, which may be long or just wake up, so be patient and give good luck some time. The following is what the editor collected for everyone. Let's have a look!
1, for the first time in my life, my flight was cancelled and my departure place changed. Still not going well. I am really close to autism!
It was a particularly bad day, and all the bad things happened. The good luck that started in July probably ended in September.
It's me, because it's not smooth, so I can't believe what's too smooth and beautiful. I believe that all beings suffer.
I am bored to death. I really want to end everything that goes wrong quickly. It's disgusting.
5. I've been having a hard time at work recently, and I feel particularly depressed. If you don't do a good job, you will be scolded, and you won't be able to go to work. I am so tired!
6. I pray that all things that are not smooth can be solved smoothly.
7, can't sleep, nonsense. Mentality is easy to collapse. If a lot of things don't go smoothly, it's easy to deviate from your own position. Many times, many things can't go smoothly because of objective reasons.
8, that is, you will encounter all kinds of unsatisfactory things, underestimate or bottom. I feel that the whole world is gloomy before winter comes.
9. Why have things been so bad recently? Exam or not. Or love is so bad.
10, with clear goals and objectives, all things that are not smooth and unimportant people can't make waves in their hearts.
1 1, look at the sky more, today's bad tomorrow will pass.
12, the children at home are disappointing, and it is not smooth to work outside.
13, make my water reverse and disappear, it can't be so bad, make me happy.
14, life is too smooth, and there are always times when it is not smooth. One person comes and goes, one person faces it. I believe everything can go back to the way it was.
15, why do I suddenly become fragile and sensitive, and my brain explodes when something goes wrong?
16, every time I experience something bad, I am like a child. No matter how many times I experience it, I will never grow up.
17. If this life goes well, you will see the motherland with your own eyes. If not, get married and have children.
18, when you are upset, think about why you are upset, and you will find that it is not a big deal. If you care, you will be upset. Be grateful if it goes well, repent if it doesn't, and then let it go.
19, the wife is in trouble. Why do all the bad things come together? Why? Why?
20, today's project is not smooth, let alone feelings, can only blame themselves for not controlling well.
2 1, complaining too much recently, I can't settle down to do things, I feel stressed when my work is not going well, I want to rest, and I am super dissatisfied with myself. How did I become like this?
One thing I have learned is that no matter what the situation is, when things don't go well, don't just give up. Communicate and solve patiently.
23. After a hard day, I'm finally going to Wuhan. I started to get angry early in the morning, but it didn't go well for me.
24, today is not smooth, work is not smooth, life is not smooth, think about this smooth is not all a matter of luck, and half of them are not serious and think too much.
25. I have nothing to do recently, so I can go to work early every day. It just didn't go well. I'll feel better if I say it.
26. Nothing matters. If things don't go well now, they will be valuable in the future. You still have time to work hard and bite the bullet in one breath.
27. There are always sunny days on cloudy days, and everything goes wrong. After so many times, there will always be a job of my own, but I don't know where it is yet. I believe in my efforts and that it is waiting for me.
28. When fate wants us to grow up, we will definitely arrange some unlucky people or things to stimulate you.
29, blue sky and white clouds, the mood of doing things will be cured.
30. When you can judge a person's value best, it is still not smooth. When you are in a bad state, can you try to stick to it?
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