Funny joke phrases

Fourteen jokes, if you don’t believe me, don’t laugh, please watch me tell them:

1. As soon as it’s time to review, I discovered: Some people’s heads are printers and some are tape recorders. Some are digital cameras, but my head is a soymilk machine.

2. Falling in love is like playing Landlords, you either “don’t want it” or “can’t afford it”.

3. I just curiously asked my sister why she always kneels down on one knee when proposing, and my sister said very calmly, kneeling on both knees is to visit the grave! !

4. Don’t trample on the green grass and environmental protection slogans you saw before! Today's slogan is that you step on my head today, but I will grow on your grave tomorrow.

5. The fear of leftover women: dying without a man.

6. Look carefully, my slap really suits your face.

7. If you don’t take medicine when you are sick, aren’t you sick?

8. The highest realm of foodies: seeing is eating.

9. Because of the pressure, the fountain is more beautiful than ordinary water.

10. I am not a fussy person, I argue...

11. I don’t know if the bugs ruined my apples, or if I ruined the bugs’ house.

12. If you pour cold water on me, I will boil it and pour it back on you.

13. The so-called vacation means: you have no money when you go out, and you are very free at home.

14. Don’t poop in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.