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Help me collect some influential advertising words.

Beauty salon: Please don't flirt with the lady who came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother.

Travel: Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night lasts for 24 hours.

Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are bored.

Printing company: printing anything except banknotes.

Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Tire: Work hard, as long as there is breath.

Car: Its only disadvantage is that when you run 100 kilometers per hour, you can still hear every word your mother-in-law nags in the back seat.

Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Jiaozi Store Advertising: All-encompassing.

Lime factory advertisement: starting from scratch

Pawnshop advertising: well deserved

Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

Typewriter advertisement: no strangers.

No-smoking advertisement: Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes.

Cosmetic advertising: "freckle" as soon as possible, but don't leave "acne"

Traffic safety advertisement: God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people can't.

A road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight.

New book advertisement: the author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!

Flower shop advertisement: The price of roses in our shop is the lowest today. You can even buy some roses for your wife.

I'm hungry, feed me: the advertisement on Qingdao trash can

Give Ideal Space: Beijing Lanhuaguo Apartment

Canadian bubbles appear all over the United States: Canadian beer.

Keep pace with the times: American timekeeping company

Preserve the memory that will not be erased by time: the cedar box in the alley

Please don't use this medicine in places with long hair: American P.K.D hair restorer.

We fooled the sun: artist lighting company

Playboy travels all over the world: Playboy cigarettes

Don't be late: cigars

The world must be beautiful: beautiful air conditioning.

We make the world simple: American HTC.

Life news: news changes life.

Next stop: reading changes walking.

Jiefang Daily: Understanding Shanghai's First Choice

Morning News: News Power Optimizes Life

World News: The earth is very big, and the eyeballs are also very big.

Yangcheng Evening News: True knowledge affects life.

Beijing Youth Daily: Where there is news, there is us.

Beijing Daily Courier: One piece of news is another.

Beijing Evening News: The evening news is not the evening news.

Collection of legal documents: good people are rewarded.

"Working lunch": My morning and evening papers.

265438+20th Century Business Herald: News creates value.

Global Times: Watching the world with you

Sanlian Life Weekly: A magazine and the life he advocated.

New Economy: White Paper on Economic Phenomena in China

Bund Pictorial: Public trust is vitality. Where there is an opinion, there is a vision.

New york Times: All news suitable for publication.

Economist: It's a good thing that you won't feel cold at the top.

Southern Weekend: Calm is a realm of rationality, a 20-year maturity, and feelings remain unchanged.

7. Haier: Haier made in China.

8. China Unicom: Love is a Chinese knot, connecting the four seas.

9. Business communication: Technology makes you more relaxed.

10. Fiyada: Once you have it, you have no choice.

1 1. Li Ning: Keep the excitement for yourself.

13. Changyu: legendary quality, a century of Changyu.

14. Xinfei refrigerator: The advertisement of Xinfei is good, but not good.

18. remy martin: As soon as remy martin opens up, good things will come naturally.

19. Luxury car advertising language

Fiette Auto: Initiating a new era of Fiat, thoroughly remoulding and threatening, Super Rema 1000.

Chrysler Automobile Company: If you don't take this into account when buying our Chrysler Automobile Company, then you will suffer losses, not only you, but also us.

German scarab car: The appearance of the car has remained unchanged, so its appearance is ugly, but its performance has been improving.

Bondiak: It's beautiful to sit in it, and it's more pleasant to be seen sitting in it.

Franklin: A car that will never cause you trouble.

BMW: Even if you take it apart, it is still a beauty.

Toyota Motor Corporation of Japan: Eventually, there will be a road and a Toyota car.

Cadillac: Power, speed and luxury.

The advertisement for enrollment in the French class reads:

If you don't like the course after a class, you can ask for a refund of the tuition, but you must speak it in French.

The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is:

Find it early and don't leave it.

An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:

Recruitment of female secretary:

Look like a young girl, think like a grown man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!

Eye drops advertisement:

After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world.

The advertisement on the tombstone

There is an inscription on the tombstone in Scotland, which reads: Hermise McTawi is buried here. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous business-the vegetable shop, which is open until 8 pm every day and is located on the expressway 1 1.

On the wall of a barber shop, there is such an advertisement:

Don't think that you have lost your hair, but that you have won face.

The English country barber shop set up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read:

Gentlemen, I want your heads.

A travel agency in the Netherlands released an advertisement: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. "

A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps quickly, the mountains will be gone in 6000 years!"

Restaurant advertisement: Please come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will starve.

Air conditioning advertisement: This product is the loneliest maintenance worker in the world.

Safety advertisement: If you are addicted to alcohol, you can drink here, but leave your address first so that you can send your ashes to your family.

Dentist's office: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even when he or she kisses you, you won't notice."

Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 5,265,438+04 weeks, you will live to be 65,438+000 years old!"

"You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight," wrote an advertisement for enrollment in a "facial expression institute" in Chicago.

An advertisement for a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "

Cosmetic advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with this product.

Spend some advertising money: send some flowers to the person you love most, but don't forget your wife.

Perfume advertisement: this product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

Barber shop advertising: although unscathed, it is a top effort.

Highway advertisement: 30 kilometers per hour, you can go to the garage; Speed 100 km, you can get home safely;

Speed 150 km, you can go to the hospital; 200 kilometers per hour, congratulations, you can see God.

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Even if you tear it apart, it is still a kind of beauty.

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It is a beautiful thing to sit inside, and it is even more pleasant to be seen sitting inside.

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The appearance of this car remains the same, so its appearance is ugly, but its performance has been improving.

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If you don't consider our Chrysler when buying a car, you will suffer-not only you will suffer, but we will also suffer.

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Is she cute?

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Create a new era of Fiat, thoroughly remould oneself, menacing, surpassing Rema 65438+ 10,000.

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Power, speed and luxury.

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Small is a good Toyota-everything will be solved eventually, and there will be a Toyota.

Bora-driver's car

A swift horse-the power of thunder, indulge thousands of miles.

Maxima II- How wild the heart is, how far the future is.

Fukang-all aspects really satisfy you.

Jeep-heroism

Liberate the truck-you have to liberate it at the critical moment.

Liberation truck-money-making machine

Golf-masterpiece-feel at home at first sight.

Chery Fengyun-Everything moves.

Fukang-take Fukang road and take Fukang car.

Santana-You are not afraid to travel around the world if you own Santana.

Jetta-rational choice

Make a budget in June+10, communicate more, want to be comprehensive, and choose Jacky Dida Medicine to save you money.

February flu prevention, diseases occur in four seasons, migratory birds fly with hidden dangers, and gold poison solves your troubles.

In March, the temperature was chaotic, and the kidneys had branches and spots. The book of green gods is the main version, and Duke prevents reinfection.

In April, I had difficulty breathing, coughing and snoring. I took the lead for Mi Xing. I have chosen a desk bell for more than 20 days.

In May, florfenicol was the first choice for large intestinal infarction, which would not harm the stomach and liver, so it was not often used for brooding.

In June, coccidiosis, screaming and abdominal pain changed dramatically. Aimeiqingyuan is used for prevention and Qiubaining is used for treatment.

Necrotizing enteritis is easy to occur in high temperature days in July, and red, yellow, white and green feces are mixed, which has obvious intestinal toxicity. Changtai makes chickens happy. If the effect is good, the ingredients should be mixed with changjiling.

In August, bursal disease occurred, accompanied by fever and carbon stool. It is a good plan to prepare capsules with poison. The poison was defeated and dispersed forever. After five days, the condition was relieved, so the electrolytic use should not be interrupted.

September, autumn is dry and the climate is dry. Add Happy 3000 feed, promote blood circulation, promote diuresis, protect liver, strengthen stomach, stop diarrhea and relieve sore throat, reduce feed ratio and make money. Chickens, ducks and pigs Niu Yi is very happy all the year round.

Liver disease is very common in June, so we should use Du Sanbai within two days, and don't move the serum antibody forcibly, and wait for 5 or 6 days for epidemic prevention.

1 1, the weather turns cold, chicken plague and duck plague are mixed, and neck stretching and breathing are also paralyzed. Jade Emperor's drink was specially used for four days.

Keep warm in February, and pay attention to ventilation to reduce ascites. Wen Biqing is Jianwei powder, and invigorating qi and nourishing blood is the key. In the cold season, exhaling all the ingredients can cure asthma.

1, arrow gum, love to use arrows (arrow gum advertising language)

2. Endless riding (a motorcycle slogan)

3. A striking and striking (a slogan for an eye disease therapeutic instrument)

4. The name of the clothes is great (a clothing advertisement)

5, no stomach (a slogan of stomach medicine)

6. Be proud of drinking (a drinking slogan)

7. Taste local wine (wine advertising language)

8. Whole food beauty (hotel slogan)

9. Cough can't be delayed (a cough medicine advertisement)

10, a good wife and mother (advertising language for a washing machine)

1 1, silent mosquito (mosquito killing advertisement)

12, no inflammation in the mouth (toothpaste advertisement)

13, 100 clothes and 100 clothes (a brand-name clothing advertising language)

14, attracting people into the store (banner of high-end hotel)

15, smart people see quality (ancient bridge air conditioning advertising language)

16, amazed at the touch of curtains (advertising language of Asian computer three-dimensional animation system)

17, I didn't know Fule until I drank it.

18, Dashihua Petrochemical (Danshu Capsule Advertising Language)

19, six gods are taken, and the whole family has no worries (advertising slogan of toilet water with special effects of six gods)

20, stomach disease treatment in Sifang (Sifang stomach tablet advertising language)

2 1, China Telecom's Trinidad Sound Edge (long-distance telephone advertising language)

22, beauty-wash away the dust all the way (a washing powder advertising language)

23. Hemorrhoids are not old (a slogan for treating hemorrhoids drugs)