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1 There was a boy who would give his cell phone to a girl for safekeeping every time he went to play the King of Kings, and he said it to reassure her. This approach made the girl really happy, until one day the girl accidentally pressed When it comes to the power button, it says airplane mode!

2 He is a good gentleman in the eyes of outsiders. He will thoughtfully pour water for her in front of friends, carry her bag, order her favorite dishes, and wipe her sweat carefully when she sweats. , one time when they were having a party with their friends, the girl accidentally knocked over a glass of water. When the boy reached out to wipe his hand, the girl was so frightened that she covered her face with her hands...

3 Civil Affairs Bureau The new slogan of the hospital: Marriage does not mean happiness, and being single does not mean unhappiness. The new slogan of the delivery room: Children are not the bond of marriage, nor are they necessarily the fruit of love!

4 Every time he posts a photo of the two of us, he blocks his ex-girlfriend. Haha, do you think she lost? Or did I lose?

5 The first man raised me from 5 pounds to 90 pounds, the second man raised me from 90 pounds to 130 pounds, and the third man raised me from 130 pounds to 80 pounds!

6 Today, I was late for work this morning and was scolded by my boss. I didn’t cry. When I was eating lunch, someone mixed the food and dropped it on the ground. I didn’t cry. I didn’t cry when I lost my phone when I got home from work. When I was washing my face, I accidentally dropped the towel on the floor and I burst into tears!

7 The boy made an appointment with the girl to meet at ten o'clock. The girl took a shower, changed into clean underwear, sprayed perfume, and brought a charger and ID card. The boy deleted his mobile phone before departure. chat history!

8 You are a woodcutter, and he is a sheepherder. They say it’s okay to chat. You sit and chat with them all afternoon. At night, their sheep are full. Where is your firewood?

9 Girls do not have a home when they grow up. I hope you will never understand this sentence!

10 When he called, you were anxiously looking for the earphones. I hope you put on the earphones first and then plugged them in instead of plugging in the earphones first and then putting them on!