How to say shit in a more artistic way

Question 1: Is there a more artistic term for defecation and urination? Going to the toilet is more artistically called going to the bathroom, and diarrhea can be called diarrhea. What about poop and pee? I've never been able to think of this... let alone pooping, shitting, squatting, and peeing. Stomach pain is too common.

Question 2: "Pooping" is more literary and easy to open up. Squatting in a pit to relieve one's hands

Question 3: How to say "Gong" when taking a poop in a literary way. It’s convenient, go to the bathroom, relieve yourself, and go to the tub

Question 4: How can I say dirty words in a more artistic way? Literary swearing is first of all to avoid vulgar swearing. There should be no dirty words on the surface of the text. This requires writing skills. Everything you say has another meaning, so don't write so straightforwardly. There is nothing wrong with what he said on the surface, but when he understood it carefully, he discovered what it meant...

Question 5: Find a screen name! It’s literary and funny, don’t be too connotative! ! 5 points if you are a punished student:

1. Being kicked in the head by a donkey

2. Not using paper when pooping

3. Among the "shit" You

4 ~~~Scratch and win prizes

Question 6: What should literary and artistic young people do when they get old? First of all, no matter what kind of artistic youth, 2B youth or otaku, the first thing to make friends is If sincerity cannot change others and the things around you, you must learn to change yourself. You cannot blame others for being too superficial. No one uses the spirit to eat. It is only the reality that has created all this. People have to eat and shit, so you cannot give others good conditions (at least Conditions that make some people think that you are a suitable partner) Why should others give themselves to you? From another perspective, everyone wants to find someone who is reliable and can spend their life happily, but they cannot just see what is in front of them. We don’t have a good plan for the future, especially in today’s society where many people can write, but how many people can write beautifully and still make a living from it? You can be a literary young man, but your literature and art must be someone else’s. What is different about you is your shining point. Then, no matter how artistic you are, there will be many people who admire you. Are you still worried about not having a girlfriend? Make yourself excellent first. It doesn’t matter how superficial they are to you

Question 7: Since I can be your brother, why can’t I be your boyfriend? This kind of person can be summed up in one sentence! The vulgar one is: occupying the latrine and not shitting; the more artistic one is: eating from the bowl and looking at the pot. 1. Satisfy your own vanity. "Look, even if I am single, there is still a girl who cares about me." 2. Backup tire. "Behind me, there is always a girl waiting for me." 3. Boring entertainment. "I am lonely, empty and bored. I have someone to chat with me." 4. Self-expansion. "How great I am, how seriously I take a relationship, even if I don't love you, I still care about you. You shouldn't blame me, if you want to complain, just complain about love!" Give this kind of person to him Two words: Get out of here!

Question 8: Other people’s dogs always urinate everywhere in my warehouse. I ask netizens to design a literary and ironic slogan for me. The shorter the better! Thank you. Is your dog happy?