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Meow, meow.

After the ordinary two-year-old domestic cat crossed, it became a Millennium Xin Wei. She doesn't understand the way of the world at all, and still lives with a cat's perspective and temper, but she meets a blue-green god who looks exactly like her former master. He takes her back to heaven as an apprentice and teaches her all kinds of ways of the world.

When I was dating a rhubarb cat, I was tied and married by a secret admirer, and I was ready to eat and clean up before studying the follow-up questions. ...

Eat it? Eat the whole cat? Braised or fried? Is it made in Long Hudou? Hua was shaking with fear. Why did the master who was so kind to her suddenly become vicious and want to eat her alive on the wedding night?

One misunderstood and the other didn't know how to express it. How should this romantic comedy that broke your stomach end?

Watch out, beautiful foxes haunt.

What should I do if I like Kyubi no Youko Fox? He declared that a beautiful woman should have smooth fur, strong muscles, a fat body and a big fluffy tail! Like kissing, hugging, celestial activities! And earnestly enjoin: "You have to eat 80 kilograms to 300 kilograms to pass the customs!" " Come on, try to make your body more beautiful than a bear! "

Qin Xi turned pale with fear and burst into tears.

Queen Qing Ji said, "How can there be two female spiders in a nest? You should kill all the women who violate the site, and then cut off their heads and hang them in front of the window as a warning! The effect is absolutely good! "

The red-eyed bear family said, "Isn't it natural for females to live on powerful male territory?" The ethics of the outside world are bullshit. Who doesn't know that blood combined with blood is pure? ! "

The flying wing tiger family said, "Learn from my tigress and drag her back to declare her ownership!"

The saber-toothed tiger monster pig family said, "Ignore him, you should be an adult, right?" Shall I introduce you to a group of good people next spring? "

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Xiu Yuan has a long way to go, and the road to cross-racial love is bumpy.

This book teaches you to be careful when you fall in love with wild animals!

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A proud cat ear and a loyal dog, Zheng Taigou, have a magical life.

Cat's journey

The woman crossed into a cat's body in a car accident, and then secretly ran to the game warehouse bought by the owner at home to start the game. Later, she let her master know the fact that it was actually a cat by typing on the computer. At first, the woman was confused and didn't know anything about the game, but she was lucky because her little white became the only seven-series wizard player and made many friends. That man is cold.

The evolution of goblins

Marry me ~ some babies are spoiled ~ I'm your uncle! But we took a shower together ~ at that time, you were three years old and someone approached to run. Well, then, I've decided to take the responsibility for your loss, which is unnecessary! Then you are responsible for me ~ an era when ghosts and gods are rampant and monster beasts are becoming scarce, and the evolution history of a demon!

Legend of the fox

A strong businesswoman with frustrated feelings can't get out for a moment. She committed suicide by jumping into the sea, but miraculously survived in a foreign land and became a fox sacrifice. Moreover, her racial power has awakened. How should she face this new life?

Qiang Bing, a rich country, founded schools and took the road of saving the country by industry, which made the barren land full of vitality and made the poor Bimeng Empire stand on the top of the mainland.

Six-year-old little snake queen

A scream disturbed her good dream, ya drop, which dare to disturb this young lady's sleep regardless.

Yes, something is wrong. How did she become a little white snake?

Are you wearing it?

Wear it for the sake of this snake's noble position. She accepted this ridiculous crossing. But she refused to be a six-year-old silly princess who was too kind to be even. She is who she is, unique and cold.

Pat *, she left. A six-year-old girl can also set off waves and play with the world in her palm.

Save the snow wolf, collect the fox, lower the mink and catch the golden snake. We are half man and half demon.

Yes, this old woman with a palette wants to play her own game. Good. She won't be killed.

But who is this man? I can't believe I want to stop her from having fun. However, seeing that his appearance is not bad and his servility is strong enough, she is reluctant to let him spend his life atoning.

He is a noble prince of Yueyan country, handsome and peerless, with a pair of purple pupils that hook people's hearts, extremely cold and arrogant. Will you step on all the women's like eyes, or? ......

Emperor's pet

Just too lazy to move, just sitting in the bedroom reading novels, was inexplicably summoned to different time and space, and became the guardian of an ancient dynasty.

Wait, what, beast? !

Oh, my God, the earth, cry, thinking that I am a beautiful girl in the 2 1 century, and have been summoned as a pink and chubby mini pig? Also forced to shoulder the historical responsibility of making weak countries rich and strong? !

Cold and cruel ancient emperors, timid and lame Buddhists, secular exiles, majestic beasts of the other four countries, monsters and ghosts everywhere ... God, what a world this is!

There is no magic, except eating sleeping pigs, facing a strong survival crisis. ...

Longlonglong

Crossing! Crossing! Crossing! A different world is a different world. Why did she become a dragon? The fantastic forest and lake set off the delicate white body, the blond swordsmen trapped in the past gathered the brilliance of the sun fragments, the beautiful teenagers imprisoned in the tower showed innocent smiles, and the red hats danced and kissed gently in the moonlight. This is an unimaginable and wonderful world ... with unfortunate thieves and beautiful teenagers with amnesia, Yi Longlong embarked on a journey in the name of dragon. A world-famous city, a world-famous university. As well as the unknown girl dragon who came here, the wind of freedom stands deja vu buildings, the elf bookkeeper sticks to the secrets that no one can understand, and the magical clues that run through more than 700 years are forced to come-those brilliant, magnificent, low, distant, from all directions, or whistling, or lingering in the heart. Moonlight shines on the Millennium monument: the foot of the bed is bright, is there frost? . Looking up, I found it was moonlight ... When no one knew it, the smiling devil returned silently. Crystal-like teenagers leave a faint kiss and bright stars all over the world. "Where are you and where am I?" Everyone agrees that we should be together and never part. Even if he said goodbye forever, she would pursue it, just to meet again and again. Seven hundred years ago, there were two cunning fools. Seven hundred years later, there were two sincere fools:-I am willing to give everything, including my life. -If this is love, then I love you.

I have an appointment with a fairy.

Introduction to Thunderbolt Edition: I am a super expert in room art, although it is only theoretical.

Introduction to Tough Guy Edition: Although I had a bad life in the first half of my life, I was at least a demon, and then I started to have a good life.

Introduction: My mother said: Some people, no matter how much they love each other, are doomed not to be together. I don't believe it.

Message: Yang Jian, 8 o'clock tonight, be there or be square.

Text message: Yang Jian, I'm sixty-six, and I've already practiced three tails. Don't look. Miss you, love you, kiss you, don't reply to text messages, readers are all here, which is inconvenient.

Slogan: The female version of Inuyasha's struggle history and love history, don't miss it when passing by.

The New Legend of the White Snake Through Edition

Crossing, crossing, these days, some people pretend to be princesses, some people pretend to be ladies, and at worst, they can wear beggars. Why do I dress up as a white snake as soon as I put it on? What rice, the little white snake has a name? Xiaobai, plain and innocent, plain and innocent, good name! But, but, Guanyin, I'm not the white lady who married Xu Xian, I'm not the white lady who was chased by Fahai, I'm not the white lady ... but, but why are frogs and foxes around me instead of Xiaoqing? Qin: Although I am a toad at heart, I also have dignity ~ ~ Hu Meili: You should play with us. Do you remember today's formula White Snake: OK, OK, I can't believe it. Without Xiaoqing, I wouldn't have met the snake demon of Xu Xian ~ ~ White Snake, and my life was very beautiful. ......

"Nine-year-old little demon queen", also known as "beautiful little demon queen"

The first volume:

I heard that her birth was a mistake.

Her delicate maid mother met the father of the drunken general, and she was born. The servant girl's mother became the general's concubine, but she was a wicked concubine who was forgotten by the general she slept with, excluded by other concubines and murdered. I was pregnant in July and gave birth to her, but I reported it to the prince early.

Without her father's pain and her mother's love, she still lives wonderfully. You know, in fact, she is a beauty from 2 1 century, with 200 wisdom, first-class boxing and mysterious spiritual strength. Want to bully her? Go to hell! Despise her and find a cigarette. Dare to command her, owe a flat. No matter you are my father or the king Lao Zi, if you dare to mess with me, I will show you what a little witch is.

The second volume:

Not in line with the ceremony? Palace rules? Ancestral system? It's all bullshit in his eyes, and he's at night. The youngest king of Tianyao Dynasty ascended the throne at the age of twelve. In just six years, he became the emperor of the world. Arrogance, there is nothing he can't get, as long as he wants it. Determined to challenge those pedantic old guys, he set up a nine-year-old little witch as the queen at the general's house in Zhenbei.

Little witch in the world? Arrogant? He likes it. He just wants to see how this nine-year-old girl is taller than him.

I am a beautiful snake.

Sunny and crisp in autumn, it is a good day for lazy bones to bask in the sun. It would be better if there were no harsh noise! But unfortunately, the source of the noise is me! "I am a snake, a golden python, a beautiful little female snake ..." I hung on the highest trunk of Shan Ye forest and sang happily in the sun. "Pa" a gray tail flew over and hit my sharp snake head accurately. "It hurts!" "murder!" On the trunk on the right, a beautiful boy with crooked figure and silver hair on his stomach is my cousin's blood guy; Look at me with a look of "you are useless"-a fat golden python. And that swaying silver-gray tail is the evidence that he hit me. "What are you doing?" I spoke lazily. "If you think the sunshine in my seat is good, I will let you!" " Why did you hit me? ""noisy! "He spit out a word and closed his eyes, which is cool.

I am a rabbit demon.

I am a pure white rabbit, no, to be exact, a Kyubi no Youko rabbit demon. In fact, I was alone ... Oh, don't mention it again. .........

Fairy plays dust.

She is the flower fairy in the sky.

She is a socialite of 2 1 century international Chinese teachers group and a talented woman with high IQ.

She is Princess Longyue.

The Lord of Baihua Palace, respected by people in Jianghu.

And the head of the killer organization that everyone is afraid of.

Is the spiritual pillar of some people, some people love her, some people are afraid of her, some people hate him, but no matter what kind of people have seen her, they will never forget it.

She is the only one who will never forget the leader of the killer demon.

Even the owner of the first castle in the world dotes on it.

Two of the best brothers in the world are dedicated to her.

At the same time, he is also the only one who dare not put the so-called arrogant Xuanyuan Emperor in his eyes and dare to tell people what to do.

The mysterious, strange and evil Valley Master was troubled by her dream.

Countless men are frivolous for her, and countless women are fascinated by her.

It is such a person who has countless identities and countless wealth. She and they created a myth and legend about the red moon continent.

It has become a permanent landscape in people's eyes.

Become a fox again

Lin Si didn't expect that this little fox he originally wanted to make gloves was so cute. Round, hairy, watery eyes with stars shining. Whenever you eat, you should serve the table, wash your hands after eating, and behave like a person ... Is this cute little fox here to "pay off debts"? Tang Xiao didn't expect that when he opened his eyes, he became a fox. Isn't it said that the protagonist must be a hero in troubled times as long as he travels through time and space? Why is he in such pain? But fortunately, the owner who raised him is rich and gentle with him. He can't help but want to return to human form and repay him well. ......

Pansidong no.38

What should people do when they become spiders?

What should I do if I practice hard to face the persecution of Taoist monks?

How to choose between the person who loves you and the person you love? This is an eternal question.

Peach blossom view, pansi cave, the sad and happy story of March 8.

Personal experience

He is the seventh son of the ancient dragon god. When he was young, his soul accidentally drifted to a thousand years later and met her.

Conceited and domineering, he never thought that she would be an unavoidable doom for him ... it turned out to be him, and evil forces could not be crossed with one blow.

Buddha said: life is like being in a thorn. If the heart does not move, people will not move, and if they do not move, they will not hurt. If the heart moves, if people move wildly, it hurts the body and bones, so they realize all kinds of pains in the world. 1966 London, Po, a girl who turned into a zombie inexplicably met a mysterious boy wandering in another world. Opened a magnificent legend that has been passed down for thousands of years-

He has been with her for so many years.

In his life, there were few happy hours, but many painful ones, all given by the same person.

She taught him love and gave him pain. Who owes who? Who lost who?

Devil's face and beauty

Growing up in such an environment, Lin Yijing is inevitably a little more simple-minded, which is even more lovely for a woman who looks coquettish but so simple. There are naturally many people who like Lin Yiqing. There are dozens of handsome guys chasing her in college alone. The name of the school flower is also worthy of the name, which makes the girls jealous. Even if someone makes trouble occasionally, Lin Yiqing doesn't care After all, there will always be someone to solve the trouble in front of her, so she naturally won't worry. As for who helped her, I'm sorry, it's not within her consideration.

Fox's Journey to Another World

I'm a newcomer to the game. Let me see the Boss as soon as you come?

Is this luck or misfortune?

Hey ... that boss is my mother?

The curse of the black cat

Others can become men, women and transvestites by playing games. Why did I become a cat? But the game will continue, and I'm not so easy to give up! Let's see how a black cat wanders in the game!