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COD4
1, F.N.G
Gaz: Good news first: the world in great sharp. We've got cvil war in Russia, government layalists against Ultranationalist
rebels, and 15,000 nukes at stake.
Price: Just another day at the office.
Gaz: Khaled Al-Asad ,currently second most powerful man in Middle-East. Now, word on the street is he's got marnials
to be top dog down there. Intel's keeping an eye on him.
Price: And the bad news?
Gaz: We've got a new guy joining us today, fresh out of selection. his name's soup.
Gaz: There is good news, the world is generally good, Russia is in Fighting a civil war. Government forces are fighting against ultra-nationalist rebels and have 15,000 nuclear weapons ready to go.
Colonel Price: Nothing more.
Gates: Clyde Alassad is the second most powerful figure in the Middle East. People are whispering that this guy is now number one out there and our undercovers are watching him.
Colonel Price: What about the bad news?
Gates: Today we have a new recruit who has just passed the selection and his nickname is "Soap".
2, Crew Expendable
Captain Price: Bravo team, the intel on this op from our informant in Russia^
Captain Price: The package is aboard a medium freighter, Estonian registration number 52775^
Captain Price: There is a small crew and security detail on board.
Gaz: Rules of engagement sir?
Cpt Price: Crew Expendable.
Colonel Price: Knife Squad, the intelligence for this operation came from our undercover agents in Russia...
Colonel Price: Target The cargo is on a cargo ship registered in Estonia, number 52775...
Colonel Price: There are a small number of crew and armed personnel there
Gates: Sir, combat What about the rules...?
Colonel Price: Kill without mercy!
3, The Coup
NO COMMENT
No words
Act One
1, Black out< /p>
Gaz: Captain Price, Al-Asad just executed President Al-Fulani on national television.
Cpt. Price: The Americans have plans for Al-Asad.And it's too late to do anything for Al-Fulani. But in less than three
hours, code-name Nikolai will be executed in Russia
Gaz: Nikolai, Sir?
Cap . Price: Nikolai is our informant in the Ultranationalist camp. He supplied the intel on the cargoship operation.
Cap. Price: Nikolai 's in hell right now. We're gonna walk him out^
p>Cap. Price: ^We take care of our friends. Let's move.
Gates: Colonel Price, Al-Assad just executed President Alfani on live national television< /p>
Colonel Price: The United States has made a plan to capture Alassad. It is too late for Alfani to do anything now, but our informant codenamed Nikolai is still alive. ,
He will be killed in Russia in three hours.
Gates: Who is Nikolai, Colonel?
Colonel Price: He is an undercover agent we planted among the ultra-nationalist rebels. He provided the intelligence on the last freighter.
Colonel Price: Nikolai is at a critical moment of life and death, we will rescue him immediately...
Colonel Price: We are sentimental and righteous people, let's set off.
/p>
It’s actually a bit ironic)
Lt. Vasquez: Marines! Spotters have a possiable fix on Al-Asad in a building at the west end of this town.
< p>Lt. Vasquez: We're gonna secure the perimeter and grab Al-Asad. Oorah? Lock and load!Lt. Vasquez: Marines, the reconnaissance plane may have spotted Al-Asad. Located in a building in the western part of the town.
Second Lieutenant Vaz Guishi: We must clear the surrounding area and arrest Alassad. Do you understand? Come on!
3, The Bog
News Caster: After heavy fighting today, U.S. Marines began their push into the city where Al-Asad is making his last
stand ^
News Caster: Fighting has intensified in the Capital City. Anti-Aircraft fire and burning buildings light the night
Command: Roger on location. Repeating. Map Grid 52761-niner, over.
Lt. Vasquez: Bravo Six copies, over.
Command: Bravo Six we have an Abrams dead in the water. Callsign "War Pig".
< p>Command: Lt. Vasquez, your unit is shotgun, over.Lt. Vasquez: Bravo Six is ??inbount. Tell "War Pig" to stand by. We're on our way. Out
p>Announcer: After a day and night of fierce fighting, our heroic marines began to advance towards the city where Alassad is located. His end is not far away...
Announcer: The war is here The battle in their capital was brutal, with anti-aircraft fire and burning buildings reflecting the entire night sky.
Enemy Front Committee: Received the position report, repeated the map coordinates 52761-9, completed.
Second Lieutenant Watts Guishi: The sixth team of the Sharp Knife Squad has received it, completed.
Enemy Front Committee: The Sixth Group of the Knife Squad, we have an Abrams that was paralyzed in the mud, code-named "Porcupine"
Enemy Front Committee: Watts Guishi Lieutenant, your team is like a shotgun, over.
Second Lieutenant Watts Guishi: The sixth team of the Sharp Knife Squad is rushing to assist, telling the "Porcupine" to hold on, we have set off, it's over.
4, Hunted
Gaz: We've got Nikolai! We're taking him to the safehouse in Hamburg!
Gaz: E.T.A. Oh-seven- hundred hours! Out!
Gates: We have successfully rescued Nikolai and are on the way to Hamburg (Germany)!
Gates: We’ll be there in about 70 hours. It’s over!
5, Death From Above
NO COMMENT
No words
6, War Pig
News Caster : Sporadic fighting can be heard as the bulk of Al-Asad's forces fall back towards the Presidential Palace.
Lt. Vasquez: Command this is Lt. Vasquez. War Pig is en route. We're not missing this party^
Announcer: As most of Al-Assad retreated to his presidential palace, the sounds of fighting became scattered.
Second Lieutenant Vaz Guishi: Former enemy committee member, I am Second Lieutenant Vaz Guishi. The "Porcupine" has been repaired and has entered the war. Here we are...
7, Shock and Awe (Shock and concussion, all US troops were suspended at this level, Al-Asad detonated the nuclear bomb in panic)
Command: Marines, we have a possiable fix on Al-Asad in the capital city. 1st Battalion is en route
Command: Intel gathered by S.A.S. indicates that Al-Asad may have a Russian warhead. Speed ??is critical NEST teams
have been deployed to the area.
< p>Command: Force Recon and Wild Weasel units have taken out most of the air defenses but Al-Asad's ground forces stillpose a serious threat.
Lt. Vasquez: Look like we're rollin' in with everything we got. We get Al-Asad, we end this war right here, right now:
Lock and load Marines.
Former enemy committee member: Listen Well, we discovered Alassad's possible hideout in the enemy's capital, and the battle has begun
Former enemy committee member: According to intelligence collected by the British Special Air Service, Alassad may have a Russian-made weapon strategic missiles. The National Emergency Destruction Team has arrived there
Former enemy committee: The reconnaissance team and rangers have taken out most of the enemy's air defense forces, but the enemy's ground forces still control the key areas.
Second Lieutenant Watts Guishi: It seems that the time has come for us to take the field. Alassad will be arrested by us, and this battle will end in my hands here and now. Rush.
8, Aftermath:
NO COMMENT
No words
Act Two
1, Safehouse
p>Nikolai: This man is a coward, Captain Price, Al-Asad would never sacrifice himself.
Nikolai: There is a safehouse in Azerbeijian that Al-Asad has used in the past. I am sending you the coordinates.
Captain Price: Understood Nikolai. Gaz, assemble the team. We're going to Azerbeijian.
Gaz: Yes sir. I hear it's lovey this time of year^
Nicholai: Colonel Price, Alassad is a coward. He definitely hid and did not die with the city where the nuclear bomb exploded.
Nikolai: Alassad used to use a secret hiding spot in Azerbaijan. I will send you the coordinates.
Colonel Price: Thank you, Nikolai. Gates, gathered troops and sent troops to Azerbaijan.
Gates: Okay, Colonel. I heard that it's a time when a hundred flowers are blooming there.
2, All Ghillied Up
Captain Price: I was just a 'leftenant' back then^doning some wetwork
Captain Price: Chernobyl. Christmas for the bad guys. Even a decade later, a lot of'em still used it to get their hands on
nuclear material. A lot of'em^including one Imran Zakhaev.
Captain Price : Of course we couldn't just let that happen. Cash for spent fuel rods? That's one hell of a recipe for
destruction.
Captain Price: It was the first time our The government had authorized an assassination order since the sencond world
war^I was under the command of Captain MacMillan^
Colonel Price: That was because I was still an innocent Chinese I go to school and sometimes do some wet work. (Price falls into flashbacks)
Colonel Price: Chernobyl, a paradise for bad guys. Even ten years later, many people still use its cover to complete transactions of nuclear materials. One of them is called "Man-Zaraev"
Pule Colonel Si: Surely our government is not going to sit idly by while money is spent on fuel rods? That's hell for getting the recipe for a nuclear weapon.
Colonel Price: That was the first assassination operation authorized by our government since World War II. My immediate boss at the time was Colonel McMillan
3, One Shot, One Kill
NO COMMENT
Speechless
4, Heat
Gaz: E.T.A. on the chopper's at least a half hour, Captain Price.
Captain Price: No good. We'll be corpses for ten minutes by then.
Captain Price: Every Ultranationalist psycho in Zakhaev's pocket is about show up on our doorstep, coming to claim Al-< /p>
Asad.
Gaz: Or what's left of him.
Captain Price: Right. We'll set charges alone phase line Alpha on the southern hill^< /p>
Captain Price: and more alone phase line Bravo.
Captain Price: We'll delay them all the way back to the top, and hold our ground at the extraction point in the fields
around the farm. Any questions?
Gaz: Let's do this
Gaz: Helicopter support will arrive in at least 30 minutes
Colonel Price: Damn, we'll be blown to pieces in less than 10 minutes.
Colonel Price: All the guys - the fanatical ultra-nationalists under Zakayev are approaching us step by step, and they are here to get Alassad.
Gates: His remains.
Colonel Price: That's right.
We laid bombs along Line A at the bottom of the southern hillside...
Colonel Price: Laying more bombs along Line B
Colonel Price: Laying stairs to the farm The bombs are designed to delay their attack, and then they gradually retreat to the farm. Got it?
Gates: Let's do it
5, The Sins of the Father
SSgt. Griggs: Well, we got that bastard.
p>
Captain Price: Still, he's not the one responsible for killing your Marines. Sorry, mate.
Gaz: Imran Zakhaev huh? Man's ghost. Intel says he's gone underground.
Captain Price: Well I got a plan to find him.
SSgt. Griggs: I'm listening.
SSgt. Griggs: Daddy's boy.
< p>Captain Price: Zakhaev's son. Command of the Ultranationalist forces in the field. Rotten apple doesn't fall from thetree.
Captain Price: The loyalist Kamarov has got a location on the kid.
SSgt. Griggs: And the little punk'll know how to find Zakhaev.
Gaz: The sins of our fathers^
SSgt. Griggs: Ain't it a bitch?
Sergeant Griggs: Yeah, we killed that bastard Alassad.
Colonel Price: He is not the real mastermind who killed your Marines, sorry.
Gates: It’s Mr. Zakayev, right? A demon of humanity, informants say he is in hiding.
Colonel Price: I'm sure I can find him.
Sergeant Grigi: I would like to be taught.
Sergeant Gregor: My son?
Colonel Price: Zakayev's crown prince, actually commands most of the ultranationalist forces. A fallen apple never falls too far from the tree, right?
Colonel Price: Our friend, Kamalov knows the whereabouts of this socially delinquent young man.
Sergeant Griggy: Got it, this kid knows where his dad is.
Gates: My father's sins...
Sergeant Gregor: Kill him
Act Three
1, Ultimatum
Imran Zakhaev: Our so-called leaders prostituted us to the west^Destroyed our culture^Our economies^Our honor.
Imran Zakhaev: Our blood has been spilled on our soil .
Imran Zakhaev: My blood^
Imran Zakhaev: On their hands.
Imran Zakhaev: They are the invaders.
Imran Zakhaev: All U.S. and British force will leave Russia immediately.
Imran Zakhaev: Or suffer the consequences^
Captain Price: It's quite simple. Either we retake the launch facility or we won't recognize the world tomorrow.
Captain Price: Green light to HALO. Charlie Team go.
Captain Price: Second drop approaching. Bravo Team stay tight. Go.
p>Man-Zakayev: Our so-called leaders betrayed us to the West, destroyed our culture, corrupted our economy and burned our honor
Man-Zakayev Husband: The blood of our nation was spilled on the land of our motherland
Man-Zakayev: Including the blood of my son
Man-Zakayev: He is dead
Man-Zakayev: They are all invaders
Man-Zakayev: The American imperialists and the British people all get out of Russia, immediately.
Man-Zakayev: Otherwise, there will be consequences at your own risk...
Colonel Price: Very simple. If we do not seize the launch base, the world will be different beyond recognition.
Colonel Price: Start parachuting, drop at a high altitude, and open the parachute at a low altitude. Courage group, jump.
Colonel Price: The second group jumps, the sharp knife group follows up and jumps.
2, All In
Unknow: we're still working with the Russian to take the launch codes. We shall have them shortly. Keep moving, out.
< p>Unknown person (United States): We are still discussing with Russia how to obtain the launch code. It should be soon. You are heading to the base. Over.3, No Fighting in the War Room
Gaz: Team One moving in.
Marine: Team Two heading for base security.
< p>S.A.S: Team Three has entered the base.Command: Brove Team, we got good news and bad news. Launch control is located southwest of your position, less
than half a click away.
Gaz: That's what you'll need to upload the abort codes to destroy the missiles in flight.
Captain Price: Gaz, go with the Yanks and hit the security station. Soap, Griggs, and I will head for launch control.
Gaz: Roger, Command, what's the bad news?
Command:Uh^the bad news is we' re still trying to get those abort codes, over.
Captain Price: The hell with it. We'll give it our best shot. Out.
Gates: Team One Go underground.
Marine Corps: No. 2 Squadron moved in the direction of the anti-government armed personnel
British Special Air Service: No. 3 Squadron went underground
Former enemy committee: Knife Team , there is good news and bad news. The launch control room is located southwest of you, less than half a mile
Gates: When you get there, enter the termination code, and the two nuclear bombs that are about to become geosynchronous satellites will automatically explode.
Captain Price: Gates, you and the Yankees will take out the enemy's depot. Thorpe, Grigg and I will go to the enemy's control room.
Gates: Got it, former enemy committee member, what’s the bad news?
Former enemy committee member; Oops, we haven't gotten the termination code yet.
Colonel Price: Fu**ke, we'll do our best, let's go.
4, Game Over
Command: Primary exfil point has been compromised. Proceed to Secondary Extraction South of bridge.
Command: Enemy presence^substantial.< /p>
SSgt. Griggs: It's just too hot man^But room temperature?Please, A beer should be ice cold!
Captain Price: A lager maybe. or a glass of water like you drink. But a point of stout?
SSgt. Griggs: I'm gone have to school ya both when we get back stateside.
Gaz: Either way, we're stopping in London first. I'm buying.
SSgt. Griggs: Well, at least the world didn't end^Hit it.
Former enemy committee: preferred extraction point destroyed , the alternative extraction point is to rush to the south of the bridge.
Former enemy committee member: There are many enemies
Sergeant Grigi: It’s unbearably hot outside. Will it be better indoors? I really want to drink cold beer to quench my thirst!
Colonel Price: Would you like more, or a tall glass of water, or a stout?
Sergeant Gregor: I will go to school for further study as soon as I get back.
Gates: Whatever, let’s go to London first and I’ll pay the bill.
Sergeant Griggy: Alas, we are still alive anyway, let’s fight
Epilogue
1, Mlie High Club
unknow A: We are going deep and we are going hard
unknow B: Surely can be serious.
unknow A: I'm serious
unknow B: And I wish we come early
Player A: We are going inside, the battle will be harsh
Player B: Take it seriously
Player A: I Very clear
Member B: I hope we are not too late
COD5
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COD7
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