A humorous warning sign that gently closes the door

Honey, turn off the light. Did you fall? Did you turn off the light? Did it collapse? Captain Teemo is on standby, turn off the lights at any time. Do you want to chase me? Can you catch me? Please turn off the lights first. Use my hands to realize your dream. My dream is to close the door behind you. I only have two guns, one is called shooting. Please turn off the lights first. Turn off the lights or something, favorite, long live demacia or something.