Funny joke.

Tired: I fell asleep unconsciously during defecation.

Worth it: I spent fifty cents defecating in the public toilets of tourist attractions.

Save water: shit in the Woods.

Long-winded: stand up after pulling, and stand up and want to pull.

Yu Wei: After you came out of the bathroom, nobody dared to go in for eight hours.

Stuttering: pull rabbit shit.

Frank: Final decision.

Be careful: break it with a stick before flushing.

Stage fright: I always want to shit before the game.

Sharing: shit with the door open.

Ecstasy: The feeling of diarrhea after constipation lasts for four days.

Clever: can avoid splashing water in the toilet in time.

Hard work: the blue veins are exposed, my cheeks are purple and I am shaking all over.

Haunted: I feel pulled out. There are traces on the toilet paper, but nothing can be seen in the toilet.

Smart: Never take a shit after work.

Habit: Be punctual every day, and be sure to defecate then.

Wandering: I can't pull it out, but I always feel that there is.

Lucky: the bottom of the toilet left a mark like a sudden brake.

Unfortunately, it's over before you take off your pants.

Cleanliness: No matter how you wipe it, there is nothing left on the toilet paper.

Show off: Be sure to show everyone before flushing.

Ghost: There is shit in the toilet, but no one has been to the toilet.

Courage: Try to fart when you are upset.

Naughty: Draw conch while defecating.

Risk: the first flush, the toilet is full, will it be flushed again?

Hypocrisy: It looks like shit, but actually it doesn't even fart.

Vision: prepare enough rolls of paper and sit in the toilet immediately after eating laxatives.

Anxiety: A family of three has a stomachache, but there is only one bathroom.

Stubborn: always floating on the water, can not be washed away.

Suddenly: defecating without any psychological preparation, such as farting, rectal examination, and making out with your lover. ...

Romance: You can't shit without music and coffee.

Frank: You can see what you ate yesterday from your stool.

Ostentation and extravagance: You must fart three times before defecating.

1 A middle-aged couple had a baby. His mother said, "What's the name of the youngest son?" His father didn't hear clearly, so he called his son "ah". After three or five days, she took her son back. Her mother said, "What's the name of her youngest son?" His father farted, so his second son was named "fart". For a long time, fart went to prison for crime, ah, visiting prison. The watchman said, "May I ask your name?"

"ah"

"What's your name?"

"ah"

What can I do for you? The night watchman was angry.

Do you want to know? Want to say something?

"If you fart, I'll leave!"

2

Teacher: "I have two questions;" If you can get the first question, you can not answer the second question. " "How many hairs do you have? "The teacher asked." 1.200 million. "The student answered." How did you know? "The teacher asked." There is no need to answer the second question. "said the student.

A traffic policeman just came out of the restaurant after drinking wine and found an old farmer driving an ox cart. He wants to play a joke on the old farmer. The traffic police stopped the old farmer. Old farmer: What's the matter? The traffic police said: Does your car have a license plate? Old farmer: No! Does this car still use the license plate? Traffic Police: Of course! Do it at once. The old farmer thought for a while and hurried into a nearby stationery store. Not long after, the old farmer took the handwritten license plate and put it behind the ox cart. The traffic police almost died at first sight. The license plate handwritten by the old farmer is Niu B 74 1 10.

4 a township meeting, because of homophonic, the township head said; Rabbits and shrimps, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive. Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said; Sausage and melon with pickles, please. (Now please speak to the head of the township) The head of the township said; Rabbit, shrimp and dog ate today's meal. Everyone is a turtle. Comrades and villagers, enough food for today. Let's make a big bowl. Don't be a pickle, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. Stop it, I'll tell you a story. ) Someone may eat this shit. Someone may know the story. Don't worry if you can't eat (don't know and don't worry). I'll pull it for you now ...

Get married in our village. The conditions in our village are not bad: clothing depends on spinning, eating depends on the party, getting rich depends on grabbing, getting married depends on thinking, traffic depends on walking, communication depends on yelling, public security depends on dogs, and heating depends on shaking!

[Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

(proudly): Greater China ...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.

Boy n: no, thanks.

Teacher: ...

Zhuge Liang left Qishan six times and was ill in the former army. ......

Zhuge Liang: "I have decided!" " "

Wei Yan: "Oh! Has the Prime Minister decided whether to be buried or cremated? " ,

Zhuge Liang: "Bah! Who said I was going to die? I will borrow my life from God through prayer. "

Wei Yan whispered, "I didn't expect the Prime Minister to be so superstitious, cut!"

Jiang Wei whispered, "not necessarily. My master is very capable. He has a friendship with God. He borrowed Dongfeng that year. "

Wang Ping whispered, "But how can I repay it if I borrow it?"

Liao Hua whispered, "you don't understand this. The prime minister never returns anything he borrows. He borrowed the east wind, the bow and arrow and Jingzhou. When will he return it? So every time he asks me for money, I scream? ! ?

"Oh ..." People nodded in unison.

Zhuge Liang said, "Jiang Wei, go and lead 49 soldiers, each holding a soap flag and wearing soap clothes, and stand around the tent; I prayed for Beidou from my account. If the main light doesn't go out within seven days, my life can be increased by one year; If the light goes out, I will die. "

Jiang Wei: "Don't worry, master! I'll watch the light for you. I am a lamp, the lamp is out ... I am still there. "

Zhuge Liang has been praying in the tent for six days. On the seventh day, Zhuge Liang was sitting in a tent, holding a sword and saying, "Don't spit grape skins if you eat grapes, and don't spit grape skins if you don't eat grapes ..." (I don't know how to pronounce the spell, whatever. )

Suddenly, he heard a shout outside the village, and he wanted to find out. Wei Yinfei came in and said, "Wei Bing has arrived!" I was in a hurry to put out the main light. Kong Ming gave up his sword and sighed! "Life and death have a life, but they can't get it!" "

The above is written in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but according to the top secret document No.6 of Shu at that time, the situation at that time was like this. ......

Wei Yan rushed in and shouted, "Prime Minister! No, the enemy stole the camp! "

Zhuge Liang: "Don't panic, it's not surprising that there is a little harassment. You see, you are in such a hurry that you don't even close the door when you come in. Don't blow out all my lights because of the strong wind outside. Okay ... Boyo, the fire is not big enough. Add some lamp oil. "

Jiang Wei: "Yes, master, don't worry. I am quick, I will do it. "

Zhuge Liang: "Well! Might as well be an apprentice. This is ... no, Jiang Wei, the bottle you are holding is water, and the lamp oil is over there. "

Jiang Wei: "Ah? What? But I have fallen. This, this is how to return a responsibility ... The main light went out? "

However, according to Wei Yan's autobiography Zhuge Liang and I-Fighting for Twenty Years, the story goes like this. ......

Wei Yan: "Prime Minister! Big things are not good! "

"What's there to panic about? Rude, come in without saying hello or knocking, organized and undisciplined! Get out! " Zhuge Liang was very angry and threw away his sword with a wave of his hand. ,

As a general, Wei Yan looked around and listened to all directions. He quickly "Huanglong turned around" and showed his sword. The sword missed Wei Yan, but hit the washstand. The washbasin flew up and knocked over the bamboo slips on the table. Bamboo slips knocked over the dining table, and a bowl of chicken soup knocked over the dining table, just putting out the main light ... (very complicated)

However, according to "The Great Teacher-Zhu Gekongming" written by Jiang Wei in the future, it was like this at that time. ......

Wei Yan: "No, Prime Minister! Wei Jun is coming! "

Jiang Wei: "Be careful, don't step on the main light."

But Wei Yan's foot couldn't catch up, but he kicked the main light and the light flew in the air. This is called flying late. I saw Jiang Wei soaring, and a Dapeng spread its wings in the air, and then turned it over for three and a half weeks. The last group somersaulted behind the swallow, turning 720 degrees, and his feet landed firmly. (lightness skill+diving+gymnastics)

Zhuge Liang: "Good disciple, did you catch the main light?"

Jiang Wei: "No, I was so busy doing somersaults that I forgot to take the lamp."

Zhuge Liang vomited blood. ......

"The Prime Minister can rest assured that he didn't catch it, but I caught it." I saw Wei Yan holding the main light in his hands in front of him and saying, "Actually, there is no need for so many fake moves. I stood on the ground and grabbed the lamp. How's it going? Awesome! Ha ha laugh ... aah! Sorry, I caught a cold these days, huh? Is the light out? " (Will you catch a cold at a critical moment?)

But according to the memoir "History of War and Tears" of the soldiers who stood guard at the door at that time, it was actually like this. ......

There was a noise outside the village, and Zhuge Liang said, "Bo Yue! Go out and see what's wrong. "

"Yes!" Jiang Wei took the order and rushed out, ran to the door and ran into Wei Yan who came in.

"ouch!" Jiang Wei was beaten away and fell to the ground.

Wei Yan: "Sorry, sorry, the enemy has attacked. I was in a hurry, so I didn't pay attention to you. "

Jiang Wei: "Why do I feel so hot? No, my ass is on fire! " (No way, oil lamps are everywhere, which is inevitable)

"Job, don't be afraid! Let me help you put out the fire! I step, I step, I step, I jump, I jump, I jump, I die, I die, I die. " After a "battle" by Wei Yan, the fire was finally put out.

Jiang Wei stood up from the ground: "Wen Chang, thank you, I ... eh? Lights, lights ... why are the lights out! "

Wei Yan: "Ah? I don't know, I only remember that I just stepped on the flame, and I thought, maybe, maybe, maybe ... I let it out by the way. " ,

Later, after repeated argumentation by many experts, there was still no consensus on the question of "Who put out the main light". What is certain, however, is that the light did go out. Later, he gradually witnessed the scientific nature of folk sayings such as "oil dries up the lamp", "people die and the lamp goes out" and "blowing out the lamp and pulling out the wax", and Zhuge Liang failed. ......

A few days later, in the big account.

Zhuge Liang: "I ... I can't, I ..."

The generals knelt down and cried bitterly, "Prime Minister! ! ! "

Zhuge Liang: "Don't cry. I'm not dead. Can I not worry about it until I tell you? "

Jiang Wei said with tears in his eyes, "Master, if you have anything to say, please tell me."

Zhuge Liang said, "After I die, I must not send out mourning. I should retire slowly and don't worry ..." Then I tilted my head. ......

The generals knelt down again and cried bitterly, "Prime Minister! ! ! "

Zhuge Liang: "Nothing, I haven't died so fast."

Yang Yi: "Prime Minister! What else do you have to say? "

Zhuge Liang: "My funeral must be simple. The economy of this country is not very good now. Save a little ... Yes, there were more than 300 guards of honor at Liu Bei's funeral. I don't need so much. Two thousand people are enough. "

Yang Yi whispered, "The Prime Minister is dying, and I can't count it."

Zhuge Liang: "Bo Yue!"

Jiang Wei: "Disciple is here."

Zhuge Liang: "This is the method of connecting crossbows, which has never been used. A crossbow can shoot ten arrows. Here are the drawings. Can be made according to law. " ,

Jiang Wei: "Yes!"

Zhuge Liang: "Remember, the crossbow must be patented. With a patent, it can be protected by law. Don't be pirated by Sima Yi like herding cattle Liu Ma. In addition, cow Liu Ma must also be sold at a reduced price, which can encourage consumers to resist piracy and buy genuine products. "

Jiang Wei: "I see."

"I am ... going ..." Zhuge Liang suddenly tilted his head again. ......

Once again, the generals fell to their knees and cried bitterly, "Prime Minister! ! ! "

Zhuge Liang: "Don't worry, I'll practice first."

Person: "#%? #￥%"

Zhuge Liang: "Job, this is my art of war book, especially the chapter on disposal, which talks about dozens of battle formations, including 3-5-2; 4-4-2; 4-5- 1; 3-4-3......"

Jiang Wei: "Master, you took it wrong. This is the football magazine I read. "

"ah? No wonder it is so inconvenient to hold it. " Zhuge Liang: "Look, this is my art book, which talks about various array methods, including square array, round array, cone array, sky array, ground array, yan zhen array, configuration array, weir array, Huanglong array, dragon snake array, Erlongshan water array, three talents array in heaven and earth, four gates array at the bottom, five elements of plum blossom array, six tripods and six armour array, and seven-star renju array.

Jiang Wei muttered in a low voice, "Do you speak so fluently and in such a spirit that you look like a dying person?"

"I ... this time, I really ... want to go ..." Zhuge Liang said, tilting his head again. ......

The generals continued to kneel and cry: "Prime Minister! ! ! ",

Zhuge Liang: "Wait, I'm not dead yet. I have something to say."

Jiang Wei cried and said, "Please, master, say something quickly. Don't you think we are tired of kneeling and listening! Please hurry. "

Zhuge Liang: "Soon, soon. Remember, Bo Yue, the Central Plains has been an inseparable part of our Han territory since ancient times, so the banner of recovering the Central Plains must not fall. "

Jiang Wei: "I see, if you don't fail, you won't fail."

Zhuge Liang: "The Northern Expedition will continue. If you fail once, don't give up. Be prepared for a protracted war. I'm in poor health. I can't play six times. You are young and strong, and it is not a problem to play nine times and ten times. You must insist on playing. "

Jiang Wei: "Yes, fight!" " ,

Zhuge Liang: "Be kind to soldiers."

Jiang Wei: "Thick, be sure to be thick!"

Zhuge Liang: "And we must support our ancestors."

Jiang Wei: "Protect, protect!"

Ge Liang: "Never rebel."

Jiang Wei: "Anti-reverse, definitely anti-reverse!"

Zhuge Liang: "What?

Jiang Wei: "No, no ... Yes, definitely not, definitely not."

Zhuge Liang: "Then I can rest assured."

Jiang Wei: "Then you'd better go. It is getting late. Liu Bei and General Wu Hu are waiting for you there. Go! " ! Everyone said it, right? "

The generals echoed in unison: "Yes, yes ... Prime Minister, hurry up."

Zhuge Liang: "Are you looking forward to my early death? I want to grab the class and seize power so soon! "

Yang Yi: "Prime Minister, we don't expect you to die, but if you don't die, we will die soon. Everyone has been kneeling on the ground for a long time, and the weather is hot. Six soldiers kneeling outside the door fainted from heatstroke. No matter how long it takes, we will die soon. "

Zhuge Liang: "Can you blame me? The director admits that there are too few scenes in the original script, so let me drag on a little longer. "

Yang Yi: "Well, then hurry up. Help me. I'll treat you to a snack. " ,

Zhuge Liang: "Well, my last words are over. I have ... gone ... "He cocked his head again. ......

The generals didn't cry for a while. After watching it for a while, Jiang Wei whispered, "Is it really dead this time?"

Yang Yi: "It seems that this time it is true, and it should be dead."

"Oh!" The generals breathed a sigh of relief and finally fell to their knees again and shouted, "Prime Minister! ! ! "

"Wait a minute, I have one more thing." Zhuge Liang is still alive.

"Come on, and' that'. Just let go. If this continues, someone will come up even if they don't die. You were strangled. " Jiang Wei said and squeezed.

Zhuge Liang: "Don't worry, I'll do it. I will die when I am finished. "

Yang Yi: "Come on!"

Zhuge Liang: "Did you write a eulogy after my death?"

Yang Yi: "I wrote it."

Zhuge Liang: "Read it out and I'll listen."

Yang Yi: "Do you want to hear this?"

Zhuge Liang: "Yes, I can't hear you after I die. Of course, I have to read it while I am alive, so that I can listen and write. "

Jiang Wei: "Forget it, meet his last request, or he won't die."

"Well, listen, uh-huh ..." Yang Yi: "Great statesman, strategist and prime minister Zhuge Liang ..."

Zhuge Liang: "Stop, I only have two titles."

Yang Yi: "Aren't politicians and militarists enough?"

Zhuge Liang: "Of course not. I wrote the Art of War. Is the military theorist finally on? "

Yang Yi: "OK, I'll add something to it for you."

Zhuge Liang: "Besides, I decided to get three points before I became a rookie. Longzhong, yes. Is it a strategist? "

Yang Yi: "OK, add something."

Zhuge Liang: "Well, my literary talent is not bad. I wrote a model ... "

Yang yi: "ok, plus the screenwriter."

Zhuge Liang: "I also joined hands with Wu Dong ..."

Yang Yi: "OK, plus diplomats."

Zhuge Liang: "I also rectified the economy of Shu ..."

Yang Yi: "OK, plus economists."

Zhuge Liang: "I also taught a good apprentice, Jiang Wei ..."

Yang Yi: "OK, plus educators."

Zhuge Liang: "I still ..."

Yang Yi: "What else?"

Zhuge Liang: "... not for the time being. "

Yang Yi: "Now it is changed to Zhuge Liang, a great politician, strategist, military theorist, diplomat, writer, educator, economist, one of the founders of Shu and Han Dynasty and prime minister, who died of illness on XX, XX, XX ..."

Zhuge Liang: "What XXXXXX?"

Yang Yi: "I don't know when and where you will die, so I can only use XXX."

Zhuge Liang: "I didn't die today, I died here."

Yang Yi: Today?

Zhuge Liang: "Today!"

Yang Yi: "Are you sure?"

Zhuge Liang: "Good!"

Yang Yi: "No change?"

Zhuge Liang: "Don't change!"

Yang Yi: "Are you sure you won't change it?"

Zhuge Liang: "Of course!"

"Congratulations, yes! Oh, no, this is ... dead. " Yang Yi: "The eulogy is now changed to: Zhuge Liang, a great politician, strategist, military theorist, diplomat, writer, educator and economist, one of the founders of Shu and Han Kingdom, and the prime minister, died in Wuzhangyuan Barracks on August 23rd of 12 at the age of 54. Zhuge prime minister's life is a glorious life, a great life, in the era of warlord regime and world disputes ... "

Zhuge Liang: "I don't worry, it's well written. Don't worry, I'm serious this time. I am ... dead ... "

Li Fu: "Hey! Wait, wait, don't die yet! "

Zhuge Liang: "What's the matter? I don't want to die. You want me dead. I really want to die, but you won't let me die. "

Li Fu: "No, I forgot there's one more thing I didn't ask. Prime Minister, please hold on for a while. "

Zhuge Liang said, "Hurry up, I don't have time. Liu, Guan and Zhang are all urging me to go there. They are waiting for me now. "

Li Fu: "I want to ask the Prime Minister who can do great things in a hundred years."

Zhuge Liang: "That's all."

Li Fu: "Oh! Jiang Wan (end). Okay, good choice. I'll write it down. Who can succeed after Jiang Wei? "

Zhuge Liang: "Ah? I haven't said yet, you heard wrong, not necessarily ... "

Li Fu: "Oh! After Jiang Wan, let Fei Yi take the place (not necessarily), I see, I see! Who can succeed after Fei Yi? "

Kongming didn't answer. The crowd was expecting it and died. (I'm probably depressed to death),

Yang Yi: "Is it really dead this time?"

Jiang Wei: "Really dead."

Yang Yi: "Are you sure?"

Jiang Wei: "OK!"

Yang Yi: "No change?"

Jiang Wei: "No change!"

Yang Yi: "Are you sure you won't change it?"

Jiang Wei: "I will definitely not change!" "

Yang Yi: "Congratulations, a few more tears, and we'll call it a day."

Jiang Wei: "But we can't cry any more. We cried six times and we have no strength. "

"Let's work harder and listen to my command." Yang Yi shook her hand and shouted, "One, two, three!" "

"Prime minister! ! "People cry for the last time. ......

I forgot to take the paper when I went to the toilet. There are only photos of my girlfriend and 100 yuan (1) 1 building in my pocket. I forgot to take the paper when I went to the toilet. I only have a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan in my pocket. Which one should I use? Who will tell me?

Second floor. Use your fingers! ~ rinse with water again! ~

Third floor. Use one hundred. Don't you think it hurts to use photos? The photo is too hard.

Fourth floor. Use a hundred dollars, wash it and spend it.

Fifth floor. The things bought upstairs are still fragrant after washing.

Sixth floor. Haha, I'd better use what others have used in the wastebasket. (-_ _-This answer is really huge. . )

Seventh floor. You should lift your pants and leave after you go to the bathroom. . . . . . . . . (Dude is so angry)

Eighth floor. Cry ~ I'm eating

Ninth floor. Liar. ................ doesn't even have shoes? Scrape with your shoes (how the hell does Big Brother scrape-_ _-||)

10 floor. Simple ~ ~ reluctantly give up what one favours ~ ~ use underwear ` ~

1 1 building. Just buckle with your hand ~ ~ Remember to wash your hands.

12 floor. Using socks is the same as using shoes. . . )

13 floor. You didn't put this in the toilet, did you ... Honestly, what did you use? ...

14th floor. India does not use paper.

15th floor. Tear 100 into five equal parts. Use a photo. There are still 80 yuan left. It's very profitable. I'm a girl's boyfriend. Of course, I can't use it! ~ ~ (Jie Nv Di really has an economic mind)

16th floor. Use both, because one is not enough (-_-|||)

17th floor. Call for help!

18th floor. The photo faces inward, let your girlfriend carry you, and then scrape it, so that you can compare it in your mind. . )

19 floor. Tear the photo into two thin pieces ~! ! Wipe it with the non-tattooed side ~ ~! ! ! (more cattle. . )

20th floor. It's true that he * * finds a hair dryer to blow it off.

I can't. My ass is dry.

Don't bother me with such questions next time.

(Good sweat! ).

2 1 building. Can't you call 1 10?

22nd floor. Stupid! There must be a faucet in the toilet. Just go out and get a hose, plug it in the faucet and squat down to wash it.

23rd floor. Both are two things I can't bear. ........... is definitely ~ ~

Then tear off the girlfriend's head in the photo as a souvenir.

Then wipe PP ~ ~ ~100 ... keep it for use ~ ~ ~

24th floor. So what do you do? I think so too. . . . .

You should pull your brother over and flush him with your own urine.

Not bad, still considerate of you (orz)

25th floor. You climb to the ladies' room and see if there is any.

26th floor. After taking the tuba, pursed the PP, and then began to throw it for about 5 minutes, using centrifugal force to throw the poop left on the PP clean, and then it was ok, but it was time-consuming and a little tired ~ ~ ~

The 27th floor. Upstairs hip strength is really strong

The 28th floor. Is there no wall in the toilet? Wipe them on the wall.

The 29th floor. Hold your breath.

Spray the residue outside PP

I really can't get it in (go, where are you practicing? )

30th floor. Wait a minute. Let me wipe it for you.

3 1 building. Be generous! Dora. Block the toilet! When someone else comes in to repair it, you threaten: no paper! Never go out! ! ! Don't you need it?

The 32nd floor. Stick the gum in your mouth, just stick it clean. If it is still too sweet to throw away, keep chewing (the worst is you, O_O).

The 33rd floor. Blow it with your mouth, and when it's dry, you can dig off the shell.

The 34th floor. Have you ever practiced yoga? You can lick it yourself, but it is more difficult.

The 35th floor. What if I have diarrhea? Then 100 is not enough.