Humorous stories about buying and selling shoes

A countryman from A Zheng wants to buy a pair of shoes. He measured his feet with a rope in advance, but left the rope on the seat and went to the market to buy shoes. He came to the market, found a pair of shoes in a shoe stall and wanted to measure them. I felt in my pocket and found that I forgot to bring the rope. He hurriedly put the shoes back to the shoe stall and said to the shoe seller, "I forgot the size of the shoes." I will buy it when I get home. " By the time he got back, the market had already dispersed, and as a result, he could not buy shoes. His eyes were so angry that he could not speak. Someone saw him depressed and said to him, "Why don't you try it with your own feet?" He said, "I'd rather trust my size than my feet." -Feng Ming Meng Long's "Ancient and Modern Talk" is this? If it is. Please adopt! Cut your feet to fit your shoes, and buy shoes to decorate your feet. Classic joke: When buying shoes, the mother took her son to the store, first bought a pair of shoes for her son, and then planned to buy a pair for herself, so that the salesman could take a size 6.5, and the son scrambled to correct: "You should take a size 7.5, so that you can't wear it when your feet grow up next year." 1 one day, the caterpillar said, "centipede, help me sell something, come back quickly!" " After a while, I didn't see the centipede. The caterpillar found the shadow of the centipede and said, "What are you doing?" The centipede said, "I'm finally going to put on my shoes!" " Caterpillar: "…" Morrison bought a new pair of shoes, but she didn't wear them. A week later, his wife asked him, "Why don't you wear those shoes?" "You can wear it tomorrow. When buying shoes, the salesman told me that in the first week, these shoes would pinch a little. "