What are the classic sentences suitable for the double twelve circle of friends?

1. Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Twelve reminds you of poverty.

Singles' Day is coming. Let's stick to the ideological line that I am single and happy, take my world as the principle, take marriage first as the strategic policy, adhere to liberalism and independence, and cherish every day left before marriage.

Happiness can be bought, such as Taobao.

4. Come on, come on, double 12 fertilizer, and continue to accumulate strength.

5. Double-brand coupons12 billion yuan, 65438+February 65438+discount after February, and then immediately robbed.

6. The trouser pocket is cleaner than the face.

7. Fish said: No one knows I'm crying because I live in water.

8. Double 1 1 You chop your hands, but I have to keep my hands to move bricks.

9. Double Twelve is just around the corner, and the outbreak is now.

10. When I can't see you, my heart suddenly splits into two parts: half happy for you and half worried about you! 12 12 love day, I want to ask you: please let us be together!

1 1. Double twelve makes every god smile.

12.BBK music mobile phone, where it doesn't ring,

13. Life is precious, love is more expensive, and the explosion of double eleven can be thrown away.

14. Dear, every once in a while, your mood will be high. Are you ready?

15. Please open the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.