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Excuse me, what is a diving bending machine?

Diving afraid of bending machine is the golden sentence of a poster in the fifth reading material of China HKCEE Chinese Test Paper in 2008. This noun includes diving and bending machine, and it is the slogan of a poster "Stop it, diving is afraid of bending machine". However, the explanation of various terms in the test paper made some candidates dissatisfied, and many netizens took this opportunity to spoof and publicize various trendy terms in the test paper. China Hong Kong Examinations and Assessment Authority (HKEAA) has once again become the target of spoofing by netizens. The meaning and origin of "diving is afraid of bending machine" is explained by the trend language in "Top Ten Trend Language Rankings of Students in Xiangcheng in 2007", that is, "divers who can't get out of the water give in because they are afraid of not winning". Some people say that "diving machine is afraid of bending" originated from an ancient video game. The game has a level where players can dive into the water, which greatly reduces the function of the opponent's bending machine; Let the opponent not win because he can't beat the diver. So the whole sentence means "even if I can't compete with it, I can make the other side unable to knock me down and make the other side unable to be the first, because it can't beat you" (because it is really the first beyond all talents). Mobile suit is as famous as VS series games, in which most of the body's ability to fight in the water is reduced, and there is a situation of "diving afraid of bending machine".

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Diving = hiding

Fear = fear

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He is Chaozhou dialect "diving afraid of bending machine". Diving is "flashing" and "shrinking sand". When you see something you can't cope with, you will choose to leave. This behavior is called diving. The bending machine comes from a street fighter, which means that during the war, the stronger side keeps attacking the other side, making it impossible for one side to fight back. We call the offensive behavior of the stronger side "bending machine" and "bending machine" in narrow sense and broad sense. Due to the strict use of the "narrow bending machine theory", there are difficulties and shortcomings in application, so the "broad bending machine theory" came into being. Based on the origin of "bending machine", the decomposition is as follows: In the theory of "narrow bending machine", the word "bending machine" should be separated first. The first is "bending", which can be interpreted as bending, obedience, coercion and so on. For example, "You are obviously wrong!" You are convincing on purpose! Sometimes you can hear "You are old! That's right! "Ming" is intentional, the horses and chariots are clear, and "old" is hard. Another example is: "one hand bends one finger", "Qu Jinxiang" and so on. In addition, the word "machine" is generally interpreted as "machinery", mostly hard equipment. Such as "airplane", "mobile phone" and "computer". The word "machine" has temporal objective conditions such as "opportunity" and "motivation". Therefore, the narrow "bending machine", combined, can only be interpreted as "doing something convincing and impossible." Imagine how impeccable it is to smash a plane! "Generalized Bending Theory" is the most wonderful! What kind of machine is lazy to him/her? Also lazy to be said to be human! In short, you can use the word "bending machine" for both "helpless refutation" and "helpless conviction"! For example, if you see a person's nose is big enough to hold an orange and make fun of your nose, but you can't, then you can point to this person who makes you very helpless and say, "You have to bend your nose!" " Or, Liu Xiang, who pointed out that he couldn't help but be impressed by the fruit department and turned to participate in the "opposite attack", shouted: "You have to give up!" ",or" you are not arrogant! Therefore, when you feel that there is nothing to refute and you are helpless, you can use a generalized "bending machine". In addition, you can use the word "bender" to fill the gap between sentences, or hide that you are weaker than others, which is the best. Therefore, "diving is afraid of bending machine", and some weak people have the intention to escape when they see the storm.

Reference: Yahoo Knowledge