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This article comes from the daily joke network Beidu Village? Hope to adopt, thank you.

Love jokes:

1. In order to master one more eating skill, I'm going to start practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

2, insiders look at the doorway and travel by the sidewalk.

3, the index dried up and funds flowed into the sea. Lose a floor because you don't have a thousand miles.

I used to have long hair, just like Beethoven. When you touch it, you become Zidane. You touched it, and then it became C Ronaldo! ! !

5, naked, in order to show the body; Not having enough to eat is to keep healthy.

6. In order to save water, try to take a bath with your female partner;

7, WC slogan: close to civilization, close to convenience.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

9. The tap water pipe burst and there was no water to drink for several days, so I turned on the tap, hoping to know the incoming water as soon as possible. Who knows, the damn water company released water in the middle of the night, and the house was flooded.

10, I'm afraid of it, even when the teacher comes to my house. Sitting on my pier and drinking my tea, my mother beat me as soon as the teacher left.

1 1, the college entrance examination chain test: children in July, Laozi (running relationship) in August, and tickets (paying ointment) in September.

Love joke highlights 2:

One night, an old man rode past a hillside and suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, so he put his car on the hillside to go to the toilet, only to find that his bike was gone when he came back. I thought, "What a mess! Far from home! "

As a result, there is a hotel not far away. The old man came in and said, "Boss, do you have a room?"

The boss said, "No, it's all full."

The old man said, "Help, it's getting dark, I can't leave ..."

The boss said, "There is a newly married couple outside, so you can hide under their bed for one night!" " ! ~"

Old people allow ...

It was late, when the newlyweds came back, only one man said, "Let's go to bed!" " "

Then the man took off his clothes and said to the woman, "What do you see?"

The woman said, "I see an endless plain."

The woman took off her clothes and said to the man, "What do you see?"

The man said, "I see two small mounds."

As a result, the old man said, "Have you seen my bike?"