Classical quotations of raising pigs

1, it is accidental to meet you, it is natural to like you, it is firm to fall in love with you, it is inevitable to get you, and it is inevitable to have wisdom.

2, the love for the baby pig can be: you are happy. People who belong to pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you speak clearly, and the second thing is that you can understand. This was read by a literary pig and said by a pig in the world.

I haven't heard from you for a long time I always miss you these two days. I am a mess. I looked everywhere for your favorite pond, restaurant and sleeping lawn, but I still didn't see you. My heart is almost broken ... how can such a big pig disappear?

4. Are you busy? Nothing, I just don't want to bother you to tell you that I am thinking of you! I hope that when you read this passage, your mouth is smiling and your nose is arching. Hum twice to let other piglets know that your master likes you best!

5, the sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of vitality to meet the wonderful today, ok! Get out of the nest! Shake pig hair, wash pig face and work hard for feed!

6. The sound of falling rain reminded me of infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I miss you. When the weather is fine, I will take you to the grassland, but it is agreed in advance that pigs are only allowed to eat grass and are not allowed to arch the ground!

7. I met you and I was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose pig is so hungry?

On your way to xishuangbanna tourism, you were besieged by a group of wild boar. The tourists offered food and money, but the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried: Brother, we found you!

9. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly ... I really envy you, alas, sometimes I think a pig like you is really good.

10, do you know? I have always had a crush on you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, help me cut that pig head in half."

1 1. You and hundreds of friends oppose it, demanding to improve the living environment, improve supporting facilities and build more amusement places. The next day, the government issued a new decree: vigorously rectify all pig farms! Funny article

12 You are the best. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. I feel that my love for you is deepening every day. That's because someone told me ... the price of piglets has gone up: you are valuable again!

Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you can't take care of yourself. Every time I leave, you jump out of the pigsty.