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Who is this person? Why is it always related to learning? Where does it come from? It seems that the other pictures I saw are similar.

1. In the following sentences, punctuation characters are used inappropriately. Please modify them and explain the reasons.

1. The "Being a School Worker for a Day" experience activities carried out by the school include inspecting the campus, delivering letters, clearing weeds, etc.

2. This afternoon, the students are going to watch the movie "A World Without Thieves". Are you going? Or not?

3. "Whoever speaks of the heart of an inch of grass will be rewarded with three rays of spring light." "Nostalgia" by Yu Guangzhong is the deep and beautiful love story of overseas wanderers.

4. National Development and Reform Regulations: Starting from March 1, the pricing of Chinese drugs must go through five steps: cost investigation, expert evaluation or demonstration, listening to opinions from all sides, collective discussion, and collective deliberation.

5. We often say that "humility makes people progress, and pride makes people fall behind." If you want to achieve results, you should maintain a humble attitude.

6. As soon as I entered the school gate, I saw the banner slogan "Study diligently to be the master of the 21st century!"

7. Grandma suddenly said: "Forget it, it's not a good idea." Mom stood up and handed over the candy box and said, "You don't know what a precious wood carving it is!"

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8. What Mr. Lu Xun said, "What I eat is grass, what I squeeze out is milk and blood," is also a portrayal of the pine tree style.

9. Chloroplasts absorb the sun's light energy and synthesize carbon dioxide and water into high-energy organic substances. (Mainly carbohydrates)

10. I asked the oyster man: "How much should I pay you, sir?"

11. Zhuge Liang said in "The Book of Commandments": "Quietness is used to cultivate one's morality, and frugality is used to cultivate virtue."

12. I want to bloom because I know that I have beautiful flowers. I want to bloom because of To fulfill my solemn mission as a flower, I want to bloom because I like to use flowers to prove my existence.

2. The correct use of punctuation marks in the following sentences is ( )

① "Okay, you bite? Damn it!" Ochumelov suddenly heard Shouting, "Guys, don't let it go! It's not okay to bite people in this day and age! Catch it! Ouch... Ouch!"

②"He has been out for many years and has forgotten all about it. You should remember it." Then he said to me: "This is Mrs. Yang across the door... who owns a tofu shop."

③ Only then did I realize how small I am: the world outside the mountain is so big. There are so many good things to see in the city.

④The red flowers are a masterpiece of nature; they are also the result of artificial cultivation.

⑤ Could it be that Lu Xun couldn’t even afford a pair of cotton trousers? Of course not; was Lu Xun stingy? Of course not.

⑥ Dickens said: "I never believe that any innate or acquired talent can achieve success without certain qualities."

⑦ In the stands, the students kept shouting: "Come on! Come on!" to encourage the athletes.

⑧Although the flowers are well planted, they are colorful and fragrant, and they can only be admired; the vegetables are well planted, and they have tender green leaves, plump roots and fruits, but they can be eaten. As the saying goes: "Melons and vegetables are enough for half a year's food."

A. ①④⑦⑧ B. ②⑤⑥⑧

C. ①③④⑥ D. ①③⑤⑧

1. Punctuation marks in the following sentences The correct one to use is ( )

A. Good prose, whether it is narrative, describing people, chanting objects, or painting scenes, should be exquisite and fascinating.

B. The mascot of the annual meeting consists of five cute dolls, collectively called "Fuwa".

C. The State Environmental Protection Administration has determined that the Chinese theme of this year's World Environment Day is "Pollution Emission Reduction and an Environmentally Friendly Society."

D. In spring, the air is fresh and the sun is bright, so it is known as Qingyang. Chen Ziang has a poem that says, "Whenever the day does not return, the Qingyang will fade away."

2 .In the following sentences, the correct use of punctuation is ( )

A. The "Being a School Worker for a Day" experience activities carried out by the school include inspecting the campus, delivering letters, clearing weeds, etc.

B. This afternoon, the students are going to watch the movie "A World Without Thieves". Are you going? Or not?

C. "Whoever speaks of the heart of an inch of grass will be rewarded with three rays of spring light." "Nostalgia" by Yu Guangzhong is the deep and beautiful love story of overseas wanderers.

D. The National Development and Reform Regulations stipulate that starting from March 1, the pricing of Chinese drugs must go through five steps: cost investigation, expert evaluation or demonstration, listening to opinions from all sides, collective discussion, and collective deliberation.

3. Among the following sentences, the one with incorrect punctuation is ( )

A. MMS pictorial, Internet, express, ring tones, games, TV... This World Cup, It is more colorful because of your concentration, concentration and thoughtfulness.

B. In summary, it is "respect knowledge, respect talents". The key to success or failure is whether talents can be discovered and used.

C. If you want to achieve results, you should maintain a humble attitude. "Humility makes people progress, and pride makes people fall behind."

D. As soon as I entered the school gate, I saw the banner slogan "Study diligently to be the master of the 21st century!"

4. Among the following sentences, the correct use of punctuation is ( )

A. Grandma suddenly said: "Forget it, this is not good." Mom stood up , while handing over the candy box, he said: "You don't know what a precious wood carving it is!"

B. Every time I look at it, I find that there is never a bee or a butterfly flying around. Poor little peach tree.

C. I never knew that there were so many new things in the world: there were such colorful shells on the beach, and the watermelon had such a dangerous experience. I only knew that he was in the fruit shop.

D. Mr. Lu Xun said, "What I eat is grass, what I squeeze out is milk and blood," which is also a portrayal of the pine tree style.

5. The use of punctuation marks in the following sentences is correct ( )

A. "Spring breeze ten miles along Yangzhou Road." Is this a poem by Xiao Du? Tasty, fresh, and rich; it has been passed down through the ages and will endure for a long time.

B. An Italian man was knocked to the ground with an "iron fist" by a humiliated gorilla and searched for his knocked out front teeth.

C. The Dead Sea contains many minerals: sodium chloride, calcium chloride, potassium chloride, etc., as well as bromine and strontium.

D. Chloroplasts absorb the sun's light energy and synthesize carbon dioxide and water into high-energy organic substances. (Mainly carbohydrates)

6. Among the following sentences, the use of punctuation marks is not completely correct ( )

A. I asked the oyster man: "How much should I pay you, sir?"

B. Life taught me about bridges - buildings across rivers that are inseparable from the water.

C. The unknown soldier carefully fiddled with the matches one by one, counting in a low voice "One, two, three, four..."

D. Zhuge Liang said in "The Book of Commandments": "Quietness cultivates one's character, frugality cultivates virtue."

7. One of the improper use of punctuation marks in the following sentences is ( )

A. Life becomes better, harder to be stained, and more worthwhile because of music, isn’t it?

B. I want to bloom because I know I have beautiful flowers. I want to bloom because I want to fulfill my solemn mission as a flower. I want to bloom because I like to prove it with flowers. own existence.

C. "Suizhou is the hometown of Shennong, with outstanding people and rich products. It is an ideal place to start a business." Mr. Ye said emotionally at the Suizhou Top Ten Economic Figures Award Ceremony.

D. Look, green radish, purple eggplant, red pepper, red and yellow tomatoes...

8. Use the correct punctuation marks in the following sentences One item is ( )

A. I don’t know who this person is?

B. He seemed to see a red fire. He is hugging this comrade and snuggling by the fire...

C. Mencius said that "it is better to have no books than to have all books," which means to teach us to be a little skeptical and not to blindly follow or be superstitious.

D. As soon as the soldiers landed on the enemy's shore, they rushed towards the base of the reactionaries, the city of Nanjing, under the banner of the reactionaries.

9. Among the following sentences, which punctuation mark is used correctly is ( )

A. It is necessary to further reduce inequalities caused by differences in age, gender and seniority, and create a fair environment for young talents to stand out.

B. Should we support this approach? Or should we criticize?

C. A few countries, out of motivations such as strengthening their own capabilities, vigorously advocate "meditated affairs" in the international community.

D. Zhongguancun enterprises strengthen independent technological innovation and make great strides forward from "China" to "Created in China".

10. Among the following sentences, which punctuation mark is used correctly is ( )

A. It is necessary to further reduce inequalities caused by differences in age, gender and seniority, and create a fair environment for young talents to stand out.

B. Should we support this approach? Or should we criticize?

C. A few countries, out of motivations such as strengthening their own capabilities, vigorously advocate "meditated affairs" in the international community.

D. Zhongguancun enterprises strengthen independent technological innovation and make great strides forward from "China" to "Created in China".

Answers to punctuation training:

1. B Tip: The second, third, and fourth commas in item A should be changed to pauses. Pauses represent small gaps between parallel words in the sentence. Pause; in item C, "Pollution Emission Reduction and Environmentally Friendly Society" is the theme, which is a part that needs to be emphasized, and the book title should be changed to a quotation; in item D, "Qingyang" is a specific word that should be cited, and the words after "Shiyun" The content is a direct quote and should be taken as a joke.

2. D Tip: In item A, omit the redundant; in item B, the first question should be a tease; in item C, the sentence should be in the quotation.

3. D Tip: The exclamation in the introduction should be removed.

4. A Tip: The end of item B should be exclamation; the ammo after "shell" in item C should be changed to "fen"; it should be "dou"; the ammo in front of item D should be removed.

5. B Tip: Item A is redundant; item C is omitted and repeated with "etc."; item D and its content should be moved into the sentence.

6. D Tip: "The Book of Commandments" is an article by Zhuge Liang. The title of the book should be used instead of citations.

7. B Tip: The correct answer to this question is B, because this is a set of parallel sentences, and points should be used to pause between each clause in the sentence.

8. D Tip: Although the pronoun "who" is used to express questions at the end of item A, judging from the tone of the entire sentence, it is a statement, not a question, so it is wrong to use a question. . The two sentences in item B are closely connected, so sentences cannot be used in between, but commas should be used. Since item C is taken from the words of Mencius, the teaser should not be used inside the quote, but should be placed outside the quote.

9. D Tip: In item A, use a pause after "age"; in item B, the first question should be changed to amuse; in item C, the sentence should be placed after the quotation.

10. D Tip: In item A, use a pause after "age"; in item B, the first question should be changed to amuse; in item C, the sentence should be placed after the quotation.

Is that enough? Are there any bad sentences?

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