Humorous short sentences of Double Eleven Singles' Day

1, Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

2. Singles Day is like Singles Day.

3, the bachelor is bitter, the bachelor is bitter, it is already twenty-five, and the clothes are broken and no one makes up; Bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry.

4. Now children break up and choose Valentine's Day, and they choose Singles Day.

If you don't find someone else, it's too late. Express your love on June11/and eat apples on Christmas Eve on February 24th, 65438+February 25th, and make Christmas wishes together on June 24th, 65438+February 3rd1.

6. Part I: Last year, I was single. This year, I seem to be single next year. Bottom line: there is a master at the same table, a classmate has a master, and all peers seem to have a master. Horizontal batch: I am single.