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A domineering talk about quitting smoking and drinking

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A drop of wine for the driver brings thousands of tears to the family.

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It is virtuous for a gentleman to drink carefully and observe the precepts.

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Drinking your own wine is paying for your life.

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Drunken and murderous, the country loses its life.

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Save money on cigarettes and alcohol, and ask for help in times of emergency.

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Alcohol is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes people.

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Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not drinking.

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If you want to live longer, you must first stop smoking and drinking.

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Quit drinking, quit drinking, and quit smoking.

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A glass of wine, a lifetime of sadness.

11. The smoke is lingering, and health is gone; the smoke is rising, and the disease is at its best; if you don’t quit, your life will be in danger; quit cigarettes, you will feel refreshed and proud; your body will be strong, and you will be free and happy. When May 3rd comes, you must put out your cigarettes; World No Tobacco Day, you and I must remember it!

12. What’s wrong with you? What? Didn't you say you should quit smoking? You also said you wanted to quit smoking, and you said you smoked one cigarette a day. I don’t know how many cigarettes you smoked, and I don’t know if you were telling the truth or not. Miss, you have asthma. If you don’t stop yourself, how can you teach others to care about you? I didn't say I wouldn't quit. But you said you can't think of a reason to quit smoking. That's how you are, you never explain clearly and don't even know what you are saying. I don't know what you said either. What should I say? I don’t even know if you are real or fake. I mean it. I don't think so, I haven't said it yet. I said it. when? If you are not ready to start with other people, it doesn't matter Zhang Zhiming, just say something, I understand, I am three years older than you, I don't have time to guess what you are thinking every day, I can't understand what you said, I really don’t understand what conspiracy theories everyone has behind their backs, and I’m tired, you know? I'm direct and simple. (Zhang Zhiming goes to get her mobile phone) Hey, what are you doing? What to do? What are you looking for? (Zhang Zhiming typed a string of words on Yu Chunjiao’s phone. Yu Chunjiao read it and laughed) Fools, why don’t we quit after smoking this cigarette? OK. What to do with those cigarettes? Let's put it here first, I'm not in a hurry. Hey, actually, I'm four years older than you. Source: Zhiming and Chunjiao

13. Dad has a history of smoking. His smoking posture is very mature, and he seems to be very intoxicated when he smokes. My mother often nags me, saying that smoking costs money and is bad for my health, but my father just doesn’t listen. As I grew older, I understood the harmful effects of smoking and began to oppose my father’s smoking together with my mother. Sometimes, when Dad is smoking, I will rush over and snatch the cigarette from his mouth. Dad said helplessly: It seems I should quit smoking. After all, he couldn't quit. I reasoned with him: quitting smoking is just like studying. You must have perseverance and perseverance, otherwise I will not listen to you in studying in the future. After hearing this, Dad smoked less and less.