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Classical short sentences

1. Love and marriage are like picking up shells. Don't pick the biggest and most beautiful ones. Pick up what you like best and suit you best. Besides, don't go to the beach again if you find it.

The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

3. Marriage is probably like this. Two people share all the memories together, or share great vicissitudes, or small details, such as a small flower.

Only tolerant love and mutual understanding can help each other grow old in marriage.

5. Marriage is established by God, and a happy marriage is given by God; May our God give you and your family all the blessings in the sky and the blessings hidden underground!

6. Marriage is like picking up shells. Don't pick up the biggest and most beautiful, pick up what you like best, and don't go to the seaside again when you find it.

7. Marriage is a cup of boiled water. When you are impatient, it will burn you. Drinking cold will give you an indescribable feeling. Drinking it seems tasteless, but it can quench your thirst. You can skip fish, but you can't skip water.

8. What is marriage? We met for the second time, held hands for a long time, and we were lucky all our lives. We met you in spring, and love was sweet, happiness came, and the word Fu hung high. I love you forever.

Tik Tok's golden sentence about marriage.

If marriage is to be happy and love is to be successful, both parties should remember not to criticize each other's parents and not to talk about each other's family. This is the minimum accomplishment.

10. A well-run marriage is a honeypot. If it is not well managed, it is a pit of fire at best. As long as it's cooked comfortably, what's wrong with the fire pit? It's warm.

1 1. Marriage is a lottery ticket. Women bet on happiness, men bet on freedom. If you don't lose, you win. If you don't lose, you win.

12, marriage is a keyboard, too much order and rules; Love is a mouse. It doesn't work at all. Men are more important than their masters, and memory is the most important; Women are like monitors, they can see everything.

13, married driving requires certification. Disappointed with marriage _ marriage vocabulary _ phrases describing marriage happiness. Driving requires a driver's license; Marriage requires a marriage certificate.

14. Marriage was originally a public utility aimed at benefiting the society, but now it has become a private affair aimed at satisfying personal desires. Marriage used to be our business, but now it's only about me.

15, marriage tastes like strawberries. It was sweet and sour when it was first picked, and it became sour after a while. Later, the sour taste slipped away and became tasteless and inedible. In fact, only in this way can we really understand marriage.

16, marriage is like hanging, don't think that when you pull your feet, you will fly, and the rope will soon end. In fact, you have to go through a period of struggle, spasm and suffocation to reach a calm stage.

Tik Tok's golden sentence about marriage.

Marriage is a refrigerator. Its purpose is to keep love fresh, but the result is to make love cool.

18. In the world of marriage, there is nothing wrong with confession. What is wrong is that you mistakenly think that confession can save your conscience, but you ignore the harm to each other.

19, marriage is a keyboard, too much order and rules; Love is a mouse click. Men are more important than their masters, and memory is the most important; Women are like monitors, they can see everything.

20. Marriage is also a business for women. If one day the end of the world comes, your mind will definitely not think about your career, but your family.

2 1. What is marriage? When we met, we met for a long time. People are holding hands. We are lucky to meet you. When the season comes, love is sweet, happiness comes, and the word is dead. I love you forever.

22. Marriage is only an illusion in the eyes of others, and only people in the circle understand it! Marriage is more about responsibility and affection! No matter what decision you make, don't regret it in a few years!

23. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect.

24. Marriage is the grave. People who approach marriage are like approaching the grave of marriage. Is that so?