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Snails can't decipher slogans.

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Today, my mother and I went to the country. I walked alone on the path in the field. Walking, a small animal crawling slowly caught my eye.

On closer inspection, it turned out to be a small snail. It suddenly occurred to me that I want to walk with this little snail. So, I walked slowly, for fear that the little snail could not keep up. I walked a few steps and looked back. The little snail was so far away from me.

I pushed behind it, but it still crawled so slowly. I urged it, I bluffed, I blamed it, and the snail looked at me apologetically, as if to say, "I have tried my best!" " "

Snails can't climb fast, but they still climb. In order to get where I want to go, in order to complete the goals set for myself.

What's our goal? How do we achieve these goals? Snail achieved its goal by its own efforts and the spirit of never giving up. We should learn the spirit of snails and accomplish our goals!

Life often gives people inspiration, however, life will not take the initiative to send "inspiration" to your door. Life goes on according to its own appearance and laws, and everyone has the right to get inspiration from it. It gives everyone a chance, but the question is whether we can find "enlightenment" from it. People who are diligent in thinking, in a sense, are people who try to find inspiration-with all kinds of doubts. Think about life itself and all kinds of phenomena in life, and you will receive the gift of life.

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Around us, there have been some small things happening: students sigh because of too much homework; Complain about poor grades; Two students do their best for honor; Waiting in line to eat caused public anger. ...

Some have heard of these phenomena, some have seen them with their own eyes, and some have happened to themselves. In the face of these, I can boil down to one reason, that is, "inner restlessness." Imagine that if we face every day with a calm mind and everything with a smile, there will be no resentment and haste in our hearts, but peace and happiness. This is the harmony of "not being happy with things, not being sad for yourself".

The salesman received counterfeit money, and she learned her lesson; Car owners go to the coffee shop to ask for compensation, admire each other's reason and become friends; The two sides of hatred met and talked, only to find that it was a misunderstanding. ...

We did our homework patiently and seriously, nothing happened; If we work hard and make progress, we won't regret it; Everyone voted, although there is only one excellent, but we have two in mind; Line up, it will be your turn soon.

As a result, people have comfortable smiles when they meet, and friends are everywhere. An almost ideal harmonious society has been quietly established!

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Listening to the news and reading newspapers, those sensational things are not uncommon. Some corrupt officials were originally incorruptible, because they were insatiable and pushed themselves to the abyss; Some delinquent teenagers are excellent in character and study, but they are gradually degenerating because they can't stand the temptation of the world of flowers and flowers. And they don't want to do this, just because of different ideas, because they lost their perseverance in an instant and ruined their future.

Looking back at the text "The Meaning of Xu Zhongping" that we have learned, we can also feel the great influence of the difference of one thought on people. Xu Zhongping "crossed the river in summer and was very thirsty". Faced with the temptation of "Tao is a pear" and the influence of "everyone struggles to vomit (eat)", he can "sit alone under the tree" as if unmoved. Doesn't he want to quench his thirst with a pear in the hot sun? Won't he feel bad if he doesn't eat? No, neither. He may struggle with himself again and again, and he may stretch out his hand to pick pears several times but shrink back. He has had this "one thought" several times, but not because "the pear has no owner, and my heart is lonely?"

Therefore, before the mistakes happen, we should manage ourselves well, and don't let the differences in thoughts hurt ourselves-think more about "my heart is taken"!

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Tagore once said, "Bees sip honey from flowers and thank them when they leave." The grandiose butterfly thinks that flowers should thank him. "When we establish mutually beneficial relations with others, both sides should express their gratitude. The earth selflessly provides shelter and home for our lonely hearts; The earth enthusiastically provides us with energy and makes our hungry stomachs happy. We use high-speed development to repay the earth, so that our experience can be harvested.

Friends, family and everyone behind them are the strength of support and the backing of self-confidence. They warm our growing hearts with love and encourage our immature hearts with actions without regrets. "Whoever gives me a drop of water, I will give him the whole sea." This is a gorgeous famous saying. Just like the old saying of China, "The grace of dripping water, when the spring pours back." Echo from afar. If, when you are in trouble, the person behind you gives you a helping hand, you should help him with ten times gratitude.

Do you know that every flower and grass is a gentle heart? Isn't your heart bleeding when you brutally strangle these souls who are eager to live? But if you save these hearts, do you dare to feel happy? God will punish you for violating others' right to life!

Therefore, when you embrace the whole world with gratitude and repay the whole world with gratitude, the true meaning of the world is around you.

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The most unforgettable thing in my life is stealing five-color peppers. The taste of those four-color peppers is really indescribable and unforgettable.

There is a small vegetable garden downstairs in my house, which is Grandpa He's paradise. He goes there every day to water the vegetables he grows. In this garden, there are cabbages, carrots and peppers. What attracts me most is pepper. Grandpa He planted four-color peppers instead of ordinary peppers. Four-color pepper is a kind of small pepper that can change color. It changes color every season. Spring is green, summer is yellow, autumn is purple and winter is red.

One day, I was walking downstairs. It's an autumn Saturday morning. Walking to this vegetable garden, I saw the small peppers inside, purple, which looked delicious. I thought: will purple pepper still be spicy? It must be delicious, so I have an idea. Pick one and have a taste. Nobody knows anyway.

I saw no one around, so I ran over. You can take it off by pulling it with your hand. I want to get a treasure and run home. When I got home and saw no one, I was relieved. Then, put the pepper washed with water into your mouth to chew. It doesn't matter if you don't chew it, it will break once you chew it. Suddenly, my tongue and throat were like fire, and it was too hot to speak. I ran to the tap and gulped down the water. It's better this way. I didn't expect this four-color pepper to be ten times hotter than other peppers.

This is the most unforgettable thing for me.

5:

I like reading very much, and I am a veritable "little bookworm" and "bookworm". Even my mother can't help me, and I can't live without books. Book and I are inseparable friends!

Once, I borrowed a composition book from a classmate. After class, I quickly took out my composition book and looked hungrily on my desk. I swam in the sea of knowledge to my heart's content, unaware of everything around me, just like being on an uninhabited island. The bell rang and the teacher was about to come in. I was still reading, and I didn't even know when it would ring. If my deskmate hadn't stabbed me, I would be in big trouble.

Another time, after I finished all my homework, I took a fairy tale from the shelf and read it carefully. Unconsciously, an hour passed. My mother told me to go to bed, and I was reluctant. Finally, I came up with an idea: lie to my mother and say that my stomach hurts badly. Mom believed me, so I secretly hid a book in my arms and went to the bathroom. After about ten minutes, my mother didn't find it. Ten minutes later, my mother couldn't wait. She opened the door and looked. She said to me in distress, "You are such a bookworm!" "

Books are really my mentor and friend. It was books that taught me a lot about being a man and helped me get rid of many bad habits. I really want to say "I love you, book!" " "

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However, you must think more. You are only in the second grade. You should study more and don't rely on computers often.