If scientists also have rice circles ...

Recently, although I have been writing papers at home, I occasionally brush social networks.

boy, I haven't read it for a few days, and I can't understand it: I'm at a loss about fans, rice circles and CP powder.

With the attitude of not being out of touch with the vast number of netizens, I took time to check the relevant contents, feeling that the entertainment methods of young people are very different from those of us after 198s. And now I have entered the "scientific research circle" again, and I feel that time flies and the years are melancholy.

At this moment, I suddenly opened a brain hole: What would it be like if scientists had rice circles like traffic stars?

So I closed my eyes for a while ...

When I woke up again, I found myself sitting in the audience, while Yu Lu had an appointment was being recorded.

Academician Newton on the stage is being interviewed by Yu Lu, a well-known host.

Yu Lu: "Academician Niu was appraised as an academician of the British Academy of Sciences at the age of 38, and you are the youngest academician in China at present. Do you have any secrets to tell all the' beef rice' people here? "

Before Newton could speak, someone in the audience shouted, "We are not beef rice, we are beef powder! Academician Niu, we will always love you! "

Then another group of people shouted, "Why did you say' beef powder' again? The president has decided that they are all called' beef rice'. Believe it or not, report you? "

the other side refused to admit defeat: "Come on! Come on! Report it! Hurt it! Who is the grandson! "

Yu Lu, angry and anxious, pretended to be calm and said, "Everybody be quiet. We still listen to what Academician Niu said. "

Newton: "Seeing young people are so enthusiastic, I will talk about my opinion. First of all, I think whether it is' beef rice' or' beef powder', I hope everyone can live in peace. "

The audience under the stage began to raise all kinds of aid supplies, including large photos, slogans, light sticks and banners, and both sides began to shout slogans, which shook the world and touched people.

As a member of "Beef Rice", I stood up and shouted with the crowd.

Newton: "I understand everyone's feelings. Thank you. But as scientists, I still hope that you can put more time and energy into scientific research. "

The fans began to quiet down, and the interview finally started normally.

Yu Lu: "Thank you, Academician Niu, for sharing. I also heard them say … "

Newton:" Who said that? "

Yu Lu: "I don't know, it is said. You, Leibniz, Hooke and Einstein are called' four sons of scientific research'. What do you think of this title? "

Newton's face was unhappy, but he should have said a few words: "Einstein, I've met him several times and talked to him several times, and I think he's quite good. As for others, I don't understand, so I can't comment. "

before long, the audience in the audience took out their mobile phones. My mobile phone rang, too. When I picked it up, I admired the efficiency of media workers now.

It turns out that an article entitled "Shocked! Newton said that he didn't understand the brothers of the former scientific research men's team? ",the content of which is just a conversation between Newton and Yu Lu, and then a WeChat official account article written by embellishing it.

the group immediately fried the pot, and all kinds of curses came and went.

the president spoke in the group: "obviously, this is an organized and premeditated anti-Japanese incident! Everyone must be vigilant. If you encounter a similar blog post, don't forward it, don't comment, report it directly! "

So, under the guidance of the president, everyone immediately fought against the black powder with the mobile phone as the weapon and the Internet as the battlefield ...

At this time, the interview was still going on as usual:

Yu Lu: "Aren't you hot wearing a wig?"

Newton: "It's not hot, it's quite comfortable."

Yu Lu: "Really? I don't believe it. "

Newton: "…"

Yu Lu: "I heard that your masterpiece Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy was inspired by an apple. Is it true?"

Newton: "You can't say that either. Actually, that apple … "

Before tripe was finished, Yu Lu interrupted him:" Did you eat that apple later? "

Newton: "… why should I eat it?"

Yu Lu: "You should try it. After all, it is the fruit of wisdom. Ok, today's interview is over, thank you for coming! "

After the catalogue, fans from the audience came on stage to take photos with Newton, and most of them were still holding a copy of Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy, waiting for Newton's signature.

After that, various hot topics began to be searched on the Internet: # Newton and the four sons of scientific research split #, # Beef rice or beef powder #, # Newton's anti-incident #, # Newton ate apples # ...

From then on, besides being a fan, I participated in all kinds of online and offline peripheral support, hit the list and fight against black powder, and later I found out that I was an postponed doctoral student of Newton's previous research group! It turns out that I am still a direct fan!

On this day, our project boss invited Newton and all the members of the research group to the most famous restaurant in the city for dinner.

after three rounds of drinking, the boss said, "I'm glad our research group has produced an academician! It's really the waves behind the Yangtze River that push the waves ahead. Alas, I'm ashamed to be a teacher. I've been watching the application of' Times Scholars' for the last year. If I miss it, I'll never get another chance! This time, Academician Niu will help the teacher. "

Newton quickly shook the boss's hand and said, "Don't worry, teacher, as long as the wine is in place today, everything can be said. Come on, let's drink! When I get back to London, I'll talk to the leader of the British Academy of Sciences. "

The wine table is full of happy air.

I don't know how many rounds I've had, but my boss pointed to me and said, "Half fresh, you've been postponed for two years, so you have to graduate this year to find a job. Do you have any intention to go? "

I blushed and replied, "Not yet ..."

Boss: "Look at you, you don't care at all. Beware of the' long-standing' problem households of the research group! But you are really lucky today. Your master brother Academician Niu's laboratory will recruit several doctoral students this year. Why don't you go to exercise? "

when I heard that I could go to Academician Niu's laboratory to do a PhD, I quickly raised my glass and proposed a toast to Newton: "Big Brother is our role model, a beacon when we are confused in life, a captain on our career ship, and a locomotive that drives us forward! Thanks to the teacher and Academician Niu, I will definitely make some achievements and win glory for the research group! " Say that finish, I swallowed the glass of wine in one breath.

when Newton saw this, he laughed and said, "Half fresh, I heard from the teacher that you are an ox-type student. Every day, you only do experiments and write paper. But when I saw it today, I didn't think it was like this, but it was full of jingles and promising! But I'd better tell you a little life experience, senior brother. It's not enough to kiss up to others in scientific research. The key is to be able to sit on the bench and do research in a down-to-earth manner. You will send your resume to my email later, and there will be no problem after Bo! "

The dinner was filled with happy air again.

After that, I talked about some short and bitter things from my parents.

After the last drink, the boss suggested, "Come, let's take a photo with Academician Niu!"

After everyone stood up, there was a discussion about who stood in the middle, the boss or Newton.

Boss: "Academician Niu is the pride of our research group and should stand in the middle!"

Newton: "No! Teacher, you are a teacher and an elder. You should stand in the middle! "

boss: "what a joke! Now Academician Niu is the next teacher, and I have to trouble you about the talent hat … haha! "

After several refusals, Newton stood in the middle and photographed this unforgettable time.

after a few days, the fans began to move again.

President @ told me: "Semi-fresh, what's the matter with you? Haven't you made a plan to help?" Academician Niu's academic report will begin the day after tomorrow! "

when I saw this news, I got angry and thought, "I'm a fan of Academician Niu, and I'm going to his old man's laboratory for further study! What are you guys, soldiers and crabs, sesame and mung beans? What is the president! How dare you tell me what to do? ！”

at that time, I sent photos of the research group having dinner with Newton to the group.

A little while later, a torrent of flattery roared in:

"It's half rare, so it belongs to Academician Niu's research group! Worship "

" semi-fresh beef rice C! "

"semi-fresh yjjc, I am so envious!"

...

The president also spoke: "dbq is half fresh, so I'll do the planning myself. Can I sit in the front row for the academic report the day after tomorrow? "

of course I wouldn't give him a chance, so I replied "gun".

Later, my status in the fan base became higher and higher, and I almost became the actual president.

I once gave an order in the group: "If you publish SCI papers in the future, you must quote the latest articles of Academician Niu! Get the quote up! "

Then there was another rainbow fart at the bottom:

"Reading carefully!"

"+1"

"Be sure to quote!"

"semi-fresh is the best!"

"zqsg"

"I love semi-fresh, what?" and then an expression.

I suddenly found that it feels so good to be flattered. No wonder some people say, "You wear everything, but you don't wear flattery". Words of wisdom!

I was indulging in it when I woke up: there was news on my mobile phone.

when I opened it, the boss sent me: "haven't you finished the picture of the article?" Do you want to graduate? ！”

I quickly wiped the saliva on the table, looked at the messy data map on the computer, and got busy like an old ox …