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Tik Tok loses weight, sucks powder and praises copywriting.

1, agreed to lose weight? Sleep late on weekends, get up and rebuild a pot of beef and radish, can you lose weight?

2, fed up with the hardships of life! Want to be rich, want to be beautiful and want to be thin.

If you say that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.

I like to stuff my thick legs into my fat pants every day?

We should not only overcome laziness psychologically, but also overcome all difficulties in sports.

6. Think about the supercilious look of the service girl in the mall.

7. In the spring morning, I woke up easily, as if exercise should be carried out as early as possible.

8. The "physical discrimination" in this world is far more serious than you think. Fat and thin are not necessarily antonyms, but fat and ugly are often synonyms.

9. I agreed to lose weight, but I saw that fried chicken began to eat a lot again.

10, scientists say that the overweight, the shorter the life span!

1 1. Team combat is always greater than individual charge. Only when a group of people lose weight can they have an atmosphere and it is easier to stick to it.

12, if you don't lose weight, summer is coming.

13, lose weight, "give up" to gain.

14, why are you always losing weight but getting fatter?

15, running three kilometers today, Qian's brother married you.

16, fat can't be lost, why should I believe you?

17, eat and lose weight, right! Really! Yes!

18, you know? You look like an ordinary barbecue bag now!

19, the sky is high, you can lose weight.

20. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less.

2 1, losing weight is the safest plastic surgery.

22. Change clothes less and change men less.

23, green slimming treasure, fat-burning health show.

24. Stick to it for 7 days and watch your figure change!

25. Eat less today, and my idol will marry you tomorrow.

26. I always wanted to slim down and take a picture. When I lose weight, you will find that wherever you take photos, you will take photos!

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, my stomach won again today.

28, losing weight is not successful, it will be broken!

29, burning fat treasure, let you be a goddess easily.

30. I also want to lose weight and thin legs like her.

No matter how painful you are, the world will never stop turning for you. The sun still rises. Thanks to those hard days, you learned to grow.

32. If you don't lose weight, when God really opens the door to success for you, you may not be able to squeeze in!

33. Why do you want to lose weight? The weight of the car is not bad, and it's not your fault that the chair is broken. I don't look at you when the elevator rings!

34. There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

35. Those who want to lose weight, those who have no willpower and those who love to eat are hopeless.

36. Losing weight is what fat people are shouting and thin people are doing.

37. I started to lose weight today and failed. I love beans and have gained twenty pounds!

38, a person should also cook for himself, saying that it is good to lose weight.

39. On the way to lose weight, have we gone through many detours without stopping?

40. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

4 1, looking forward to the future, seems to have the motivation to move forward.

42, the blessing of more than a year, at least in weight.

I cry to lose weight every day, but I can't control my mouth. How can I solve my problem?

44. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.

45. The wish made before the Spring Festival is that the financial resources will be rolling, and three quarters will be realized after the Spring Festival: rolling.

46, weight loss is impossible to lose weight, it is impossible to lose weight in this life, you can only rely on red wine chicken feet to maintain supper.

47. Hello, everyone, I'm going to lose weight soon, you know!

48. After all, if you lose weight, you will have a chance to open it. If you are fat, you can only make excuses for yourself.

49. Losing weight just hit a meal. You can't have both good food and beautiful women. What should we do?

50. I have a fat heart, but the more I eat, the thinner I get.

5 1, the body fat rate of a fat man can reach 40%, while the body fat rate of a cute pig is only 15%!

52. After the Chinese New Year, I made up my mind to lose weight. I hate taking me out for two nights to find food.

Everyone has a chin, and you have two!

54. Some people say it's difficult to lose weight, others say it's simple, and I say it's not difficult or simple, but what's your attitude?

55. I have been losing weight, and I have never lost weight.

56. For the tall thing of losing weight, wait until you are full and study it well.

57, lose weight, lose weight, wear a small skirt.

58. Obesity comes from habit, and losing weight requires self-discipline!

59. There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full!

60, thin, really can do whatever you want.

6 1. The maternity counter is here. Is this belly going to be born? There is no size you want.

62. Although every fat man is a potential stock, don't keep lurking. How can you make those who ignore you unattainable?

63. Losing weight and keeping fit is a woman's lifelong career.

64. Rome was not built in a day, and the three layers of the lower abdomen were not built in a day.

65. I have been losing weight, but I have never lost weight.

66. When the snow mountain collapsed, not a snowflake was innocent; People are getting fat, and no piece of meat is innocent.

67. Losing weight is really violent. If you don't eat, you want to hit someone, and if you eat, you want to hit yourself!

68, show a good figure, beauty is often accompanied!

69. Swimming is romantic and warm, and the splash is light. Wear a bathing suit to brighten your eyes, and don't let the swimming ring get stuck.

70. I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

7 1, every street, everyone is the same, the first sentence when you meet, have you lost weight this year? Tears streamed down her face.

72. Don't dance today and lose weight tomorrow.

73. The quickest way to stimulate yourself to lose weight is to wear tight clothes. When you find all kinds of meat strips, yes, you have to lose weight.

74. If you don't lose weight, when God really opens the door to success for you, you may not be able to squeeze in.