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One:

I can do it.

I'm thirsty. I want to have a drink, but the bottle cap of the drink won't unscrew. It seems to be sealed. As soon as my mother said let her come, I grabbed the bottle and boasted, "Mom, look at me, you are old and not as strong as me!" " Opening the bottle cap is a piece of cake. "After that, I learned to play with Popeye's posture, but unfortunately my arm has no muscles. Mom smiled and said, "If you can open the bottle cap, I will take you to the supermarket tonight." "A word from a gentleman is a promise. "I'm sure." Yes, as long as you can drive, you will never break your word. "I am secretly happy: as long as I drive it out, it can not only prove my ability, but also make snacks. That's cool! This is killing two birds with one stone. Why not?

I held the bottle in my left hand and the cap in my right hand, and gave it a hard twist in the counterclockwise direction-hey, nothing happened! If you don't believe me, again, nothing will happen. Not to mention changing your left hand into a twist, it's really amazing! At this moment, I stole a look at my mother and saw her staring at me with interest. Alas, at this rate, where is my strong face going?

"all right? No, I'll do it, or I'll wear my hand! "

"Who said I can't? I just tried it first and I can drive it out later. " When I get along with my mother, my brain is running fast. It seems that hard work alone is not enough. Do you have any tips? Suddenly, a word jumped into my mind-expansion with heat and contraction with cold. Hey, hey, found it!

"Mom, do you have a lighter?"

"Little guy, ok, I thought of a way so soon!" It turns out that mom thought of it long ago! She handed me a lighter.

I turned on the lighter and quickly waved it around the bottle cap. After the bottle cap is heated, it is opened with a little effort, and attractive snacks are earned. What an honor!

"Thermal expansion and cold contraction" really works! Do me a big favor.

Second:

Pearl River Night Cruise

During the winter vacation, the sky is clear and sunny. At about 7 o'clock in the morning, I went to Guangzhou with my parents and visited the Pearl River at night. How happy I am! Unforgettable

Guangzhou, the capital of our province, is also a famous international metropolis. It's really lively, full of people, traffic, high-rise buildings and magnificent momentum. I am very excited. I skipped along as soon as I got off the bus, but my parents couldn't catch up with me. I suddenly stopped and said to my parents, "I heard that the night view of the Pearl River is very good. Why don't we go to the Pearl River for a night tour tonight? " Dad said, "Good". How time flies! It's evening in the blink of an eye. At this time, Guangzhou is another scene. I saw neon lights everywhere in the street, and those neon lights shone on the beautiful Guangzhou. My parents and I boarded a cruise ship "Golden Boat", which is a new type of China cruise ship that conforms to the cultural characteristics of the Pearl River. Classical and generous, showing the characteristics of Lingnan architecture everywhere. The overall appearance of the hull adopts the concept of Lingnan courtyard design, with red and yellow as the main colors. The two-story cruise ship is supported by red columns, and the roof of the sightseeing platform and hall is made of yellow glazed tiles. The roof is upturned, forming a cornice that stretches like a bird's wing, and colorful neon lights are installed under the eaves, which are resplendent. After a while, the ship started quietly. I stood at the bow and looked out. I see a bridge with flashing lights on the Pearl River in the distance. After listening to the introduction of the tour guide's sister, it turns out that this bridge is called Haizhu Bridge. I was fascinated by it and only heard a click. Oh! It turned out that dad photographed this wonderful moment. Besides Haizhu Bridge, we also saw Hai Yin Bridge, Panyu Bridge and Jiangwan Bridge. There are many tall buildings on both sides of the Pearl River, decorated with neon lights, which are dazzling and beautiful. White Swan Hotel, Tower Photo Studio, South Building, Haizhu Square and Xinghai Concert Hall are all fascinating and unforgettable.

Soon we visited all the scenic spots and the cruise ship began to turn around quietly. On the way back, we saw some lighted towers floating in the river. Dad told us that they are navigation lights indicating water depth and shallow water, which are used to warn ships to sail safely.

When the cruise ship returned to the dock, we got off reluctantly.

Night tour of the Pearl River made me face the river at close range for the first time, feeling the coolness of the river wind and smelling the thick salt water. This is also my first time to watch such a magnificent night view of Guangzhou and personally feel the civilization and prosperity of modern society. At the same time, it also deepened my understanding of Guangzhou's history, culture and customs.

Pearl River Night is an unforgettable night for me. I think: if there is an opportunity, I will come to the Pearl River for another night tour.

Three:

Group tour

Hello everyone! Welcome everyone to spend this wonderful day with me today! Today, we are going to visit the delegation country. Indeed, this is the mythical image of an Guo.

In today's Hebei Province, there is a anguo city, which was also called Anguo in Qin Khan's time. 65438 people +0990 people, 366900 people. Han nationality is dominant, and there are Hui, Manchu, Zhuang, Tibetan, Miao, Mongolian, Tujia and Bai ethnic minorities. It covers an area of 486 square kilometers. Houyi of Anguo was established in Gaodi of the Western Han Dynasty, and Anguo County was established in the sixth year of Emperor Yuanshou of the Han Dynasty (1 17). In the seventh year of Taiping Zhenjun in the Northern Wei Dynasty (446), it was merged into Shenze County, and it was restored in the second year of Jingming (50 1). Beiqi was abolished again. In the sixth year of Emperor Kai of Sui Dynasty (586), Yifeng County was established. In the first year of Shen Gong in Tang Dynasty (697), it was renamed as Lijie County, and in the first year of Shenlong (705), it was renamed as Fengxian County. In the first year of Xingguo in Song Taiping (976), it was renamed as Puyin County. In the second year of Hongwu in Ming Dynasty (1369), Puyin County entered qi zhou. 19 13 reduced qi zhou to Qixian county. 19 14 was renamed as anguo county. 199 1 changed to anguo city. China is rich in medicinal resources, and is one of the distribution centers of medicinal materials in China, and is known as the drug capital. Wild animals include rabbits, weasels, scorpions and Eupolyphaga. Places of interest include Wang Yao Temple, Guifei Bridge and Dongshan Cemetery. Anguo city has jurisdiction over 65,438,000 +0 streets, 5 towns and 5 townships: Shi Yao Street in qi zhou, Wurenqiao Town in qi zhou Town, Shifo Town, Zheng Zhang Town, Dawu Town, Mingguandian Township, Nanloudi Township, Xi 'an County's urban-rural fringe, Xifoluo Township and Beiduan Village and Township.

Yes, this is the home of Princess Yushu. But isn't the princess in the movie Myth a Korean princess? You must ask, right? Princess Yushu is not a Korean princess, but she is a native of An Gongzhu. (At that time, Tu 'an was not North Korea, and there was only Anguo in history. )

Four:

Happy life in the countryside

On the 24th of the twelfth lunar month, there was a heavy snow. My grandmother, grandfather and mother and I went to the countryside to pay New Year's greetings.

When I got off the bus, fresh air immediately poured into my nostrils. What catches your eye is the white quilt that Xue Ma covered for her son. I excitedly ran around in the snow and embroidered beautiful "patterns" on the white quilt. Mom left my happy smiling face in the camera.

How beautiful the countryside is!

I heard that my uncle's family also keeps a lot of pigs. What are they like? I really can't wait. So, I followed my uncle into the pigsty. As soon as I stepped into the door, the all-white "monster" appeared in front of me. "wow! The pigs here are so big! " I said excitedly, "come and see, there are pigs!" Pink skin, so cute! " Mother said, "Come and see, why does this sow lie down and sleep?" I ran over, ah, not sleeping, but she was lying on the ground nursing. I saw more than twenty pink piglets neatly arranged in two rows, cocked their heads and sucked hard. Huh? Why are there pigs barking? It turned out that it was too small to squeeze its brothers and sisters and there was no milk to eat. You see, it is chirping on two rows of piglets, as if to say, "You bully me and won't let me breastfeed. We'll see. I'll bully you when I grow up!" "

Time to go home. Big uncle, third uncle, second brother and others all sent us to far away places. I reluctantly bid farewell to this beautiful place-Chen Zhaozhuang.

Ah! I love this country. Because it has fresh air, comfortable snow and endless fun!

Five: an unforgettable day in winter vacation

In this winter vacation, I have experienced many things, but one thing is unforgettable!

That day, the weather was fine and my mother took me to buy clothes.

When I felt a little hungry after a long walk, I took twenty yuan from my mother to buy hamburgers. Who knows that the assistant aunt gave me five yuan more in a hurry. When I just wanted to return the money to the assistant's aunt, I thought, Anyway, no one knows. Don't take it for nothing. I'll "keep it" for you first. After several days in a row, I dare not use money if I want to. One day, I suddenly wanted to go shopping, so I took the money and ran to the store. I was just about to pay when I heard the aunt of the clerk say that a child similar to me took him ten yuan more this morning and turned around and left. Damn it, he hasn't paid it back yet, so I can only make up for it with my own money. I also complain from time to time: "If I see him again, I won't spare him." I ran away as soon as I heard it. In order to bid farewell to this fearful day, I decided to pay back the money. So I went to the hamburger shop again and saw the aunt, but I was afraid to return it in front of her, so I quietly put the hamburger in front of the counter and turned and left. When I walked out of the hamburger shop, I relaxed a lot and stopped worrying about money.

Hey! This really fulfilled the sentence: "I didn't do anything wrong, and I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking at the door." I will never do anything wrong again.