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12 classic couplets of subject teachers
1, standing on the three-foot platform, passing Du Li's Liu Han poems; Take a piece of chalk and teach Confucius, Mencius, Laozi and Zhuangzi knowledge.
2, on learning, the four books and five classics are familiar with everything; Be concise, be concise.
3. Poetry and songs are full of elegance; Paragraphs and chapters all show Chinese civilization.
4, learn to be rich in five cars and be familiar with poetry etiquette; Talented people are familiar with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
5, talk about relationships, everything is in the same season; When it comes to characters, everyone is ugly.
6. Taste the bright moon, express feelings and write poems; Soak in the breeze, talk about life, talk about the past and talk about the present.
7. The rise and fall of Chinese is in your heart; The honor and disgrace of the country will always be in my arms.
8. Evaluating gains and losses, the four classic novels are exquisite; On good and evil, beauty in all directions is magnificent.
9, picking flowers in the evening, autumn and spring breeze is not idle; This old adage can still be heard today, so we should remember it well.
10, Cao Cao and Cao Pizhi, adding color to Jian 'an literature; Su and Zhe added color to Tang and Song poetry.
1 1, full of thoughts, poetic blending, and wonderful flowers; The pen sneaked away and the words were connected to find a new chapter.
12, ordinary world, looking back, bitter, sweet, sour, sad and happy; A chic life, knowing each other, is also embarrassing
Second, write to the math teacher.
1, with a flick, the space plane is exhausted; The punchline is subtle, and the volume and area are solved.
2, a ruler, the heart belongs; A few pieces of chalk have long been in sight.
3. The trajectory of life is in the curvature of the curve; The imprint of years includes addition, subtraction, multiplication and division.
4. Point, line and surface, horizontally and vertically interpret Vientiane; A has a c, indicating the reason.
5. The geometry of life is drawn by points, lines and surfaces; The equations of the world are the same as addition, subtraction, multiplication and division.
6, love to ask geometry, what is the relationship between points and angles; I like to look at numbers. What is the conversion of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division?
7. Ingenious design and detailed drawing of life images; Accurate calculation and ingenious solution of life equation.
8. Algebraic geometry, infinite thinking in equation space; Straight line and plane, the functional limit is not ideal.
9, lines, outline a smart life; Small planes pave the way for a bright future.
10, two fingers are smart, and the beauty of lines is outlined; Explore the mystery of numbers with bare hands.
1 1, take chalk and solve world algebra; Be ambitious and ask about the geometry of life.
12, draw a line, and the discerning person can judge the straightness; Talking about geometry, arrogantly pointing out Fiona Fang.
Third, write to the English teacher.
1, when speaking, the infinitive is not an attributive clause; Remember word formation, it is not in the passive voice when it is completed.
2, the heart is higher than the sky, teaching a second language to cultivate peaches and plums; Determined to create a generation of pillars and revitalize China, just like Haida University.
3. Emotion, abandoning the past tense; Sweet and sour, grasp the future.
4. Mastering the present tense and how the subjunctive mood will be in the future; Pursuing the highest state, ideals often blend modal verbs into one.
5, familiar with grammar, learning to be knowledgeable and profound; Proficient in spoken English, accurate and fast translation stick.
Fourth, write to the physics teacher.
On the three-foot platform, do work and make contributions; With a cavity of blood, discharge glow.
Write a letter to the chemistry teacher
1, deuterium and tritium, Hongtianyi; Potassium, calcium and magnesium make a hero.
2, study secrets and enjoy the company of organic and inorganic; Train students to handle atoms and molecules skillfully.
Sixth, write to the biology teacher.
1. There are all kinds of plants and animals in the laboratory. There are all kinds of easy questions on the lecture platform.
2, life is outstanding, and humanity, courtesy and wisdom are comprehensive; Birds of a feather flock together and analyze the topic in detail.
Seven, write to the political teacher.
1, likes to talk about materialism and look at things objectively; Make good use of dialectical methods and solve problems with development.
2. At the moment of pitching, everything in politics is unpredictable; In an instant, the ups and downs of the Moon Island economy have hundreds of chapters to follow.
3. Dialectical materialism, exploring the origin of matter; Political economy, explaining social focus.
4. Look at the vicissitudes of the world and understand the laws of social change; Look at the rise and fall of the country and the opportunities for future development.
5. Talking about Ma Zhe is both materialistic and dialectical; Look around the world and know everything about politics and economy.
6, standing at the high end of the world, watching the changes; Set the trend of the times and lead the development trend.
7. Silence is like a tree, reflecting the origin of all things; Calm as a tower, governing the country and managing the future.
Write to the history teacher
1, see China, Qin, Han, Tang, Song, Ming and Qing are unified; Looking around the world, Britain, France, Germany, Japan, the United States and Russia are all fighting for hegemony.
2. Knowing the reunification of Han and Kan Kan talking about the world; Let's talk about the hegemony of the three countries first, and explain ancient and modern times.
3. Throughout ancient and modern times, Chinese sons and daughters created Chinese civilization; Listen to both inside and outside, and heroes all over the world seek world peace.
4, a small classroom, looking at ancient and modern China and foreign countries; The whole world depends on success or failure.
5. Throughout ancient and modern times, Qin Huang Hanwu has created great achievements; Through the rise and fall, Zhongshan embellishes the economy.
6. Throughout history, Qin, Han, Sui, Tang, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties; Looking at the world, China, the United States, Britain, France, Germany, Japan and Russia.
7. Look at the Sui, Tang, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties and sigh the rise and fall of dynasties; Throughout the Liao, Song, Xia, Jin and Yuan Dynasties, the changes of ancient and modern times.
8, sigh and rise and fall, the three countries and two Jin into a cloud; On success or failure, the seven chivalrous men and five tyrants fight for the edge.
9, tell the story of historians, on success or failure; Tell anecdotes about celebrities and evaluate their merits and demerits.
10, taking history as a mirror, Song Yuanming invited victory but failed; Ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, sharing weal and woe.
1 1. Look at the Qin and Han Dynasties and know the Chinese Millennium civilization; Look at the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and you will know that China is always brilliant.
12, talk about the dynasties and princes who dominated the rise and fall; Looking at the present, the departments of workers, peasants and soldiers are ups and downs.
Write to the geography teacher
1, see feng shui and appreciate the mystery of mountains, rivers, lakes and seas; Examining the sun and the moon, skillfully solving the mystery of snow, rain and frost.
2. Climb the peak on paper to understand the mystery of the plate; The more oceans in the picture, the deeper the ocean current.
3, go to astronomy, the stars move to the chest; Geography is easy to understand, and it's all scenery and clouds.
4. On astronomy, make good use of the sun, moon and stars; Understand geography and like to make friends with rivers, lakes and seas.
5, the sun, the moon and the stars are hidden in the chest and can last for nine days; Fish, turtles, insects and beasts can go to the four oceans with their eyes closed.
6, reading textbooks, riding the monsoon, arousing the warm current in my heart; Turn the seismograph, see the world and understand the exotic customs.
7. The crust is moving, and the monsoon kisses Mount Fuji; Plate drift, Meiyu fell in love with Dongting Lake.
8. East longitude and west longitude, Yu Bao is infinite; South latitude and north latitude, limited latitude.
9. Laugh at the ups and downs in history in spring, summer, autumn and winter; Southeast and northwest, talking about the division and integration of the world.
10, fishing ground, junction of cold current and warm current; Look at the climate, when the dry season and rainy season rotate.
1 1, forecast the weather change and grasp the correct course; Explore the mysteries of nature and plan a perfect life.
12, know France, dream brandy; Be familiar with Mongolia and watch Beidou at night.
13, say Gankun, pull Jingwei; Pass on knowledge and tell the source of heaven and earth.
14, tireless, such as exercising on Sunday; Tired or not, it's like a monsoon.
15, look up, the sun, the moon and the stars, thunderstorm first frost; Look down, mountains, rivers, lakes and seas.
16, shuttling between latitude and longitude, knowing everything about national affairs and foreign affairs; Imagination of heaven and earth, natural management of people, arts and sciences.
Ten, write a letter to the PE teacher.
Slap the blue board and reach out to catch up with the rocket; Play football and win the World Cup with your feet.
Eleven, write to the art teacher.
Mix colors to show beautiful pictures; Draw a line and draw a wonderful scene.
Twelve, write a letter to the music teacher
Ling throat sends rhyme, and the song is sweet; When playing skillfully, the melody is touching.
In a word:
A piece of chalk is clean, the three-foot platform is sunny and rainy all the year round, plus five internal organs, six lungs and seven mouths, and Jiu Si ten creams, the teaching will be well done, and the sweat will be sincere and fragrant.
Ten volumes of poems, nine chapters, eight articles and seven latitudes of geography, plus six arts, five classics, four books, three characters and two elegance, are tireless in teaching people and diligently cultivating talents, making China prosperous.
Graduation message to teachers of various disciplines
Graduation message to teachers of various disciplines
Simple 26 letters, let you take me to the ladder of success. The simple 26 letters are the brightest light in your life.
Math: You gave me infinite thinking, and you asked me to solve unknown answers. But today, you solved my future by yourself, and I will repay you with my answers!
Language: your voice and smile always flash in front of my eyes; You are a kind of character and personality, which will always be treasured in the depths of my memory. Teacher, this dazzling name, like a brilliant star, will always hang high on our chest.
Geography: In the sea of life, teacher, you are like a high beacon light, standing on the vast sea, guiding our forward voyage forever! Some people say that teachers are like mountains, because mountains are lofty and revered. I also want to say that teachers are like the sea, because the sea is vast and immeasurable!
History: You explain complicated history in class, and you are also writing your own great history. Page after page of history has turned over with time, and groups of students have turned over the Longmen. They will never forget that a teacher once stopped teaching.
Physics: Give you a fulcrum, you can knock the earth up, give us a pulley, and slide us to a beautiful place smoothly!
Chemistry: Your heroic spirit may slowly evaporate like water, but your smile is still printed in my heart. Thank you!
Politics: I admire great men and celebrities, but I am more eager to dedicate my respect and praise to an ordinary person-my teacher, you. In my heart, you are the most severe father and the most kind mother; You are an unsung hero and a famous teacher.
Art: When we first met you, we were still a blank sheet of paper. When we were apart, you created us into works of art. Art and value are the best gifts you give us!
Life 12 classic understanding
1. Father and son passed the gate of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully told his father that people in this car have stomachaches.
There must be no learning in children! Father replied airily: People who say such things must have no money in their pockets!
Comments: Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude?
There is a strong big lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar took a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open. The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock snapped open. The iron bar asked strangely, why can't I open it so hard, but you open it easily? The key is: because I know his heart best.
Comments: Everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick your iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only care can turn you into a delicate key, enter other people's hearts and understand others.
After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. So the son looked at his father and said, it must have been broken by one mother after another. How do you know she didn't swear?
Comments: We are used to treating people and ourselves with different standards, so that we are often strict with ourselves.
Xiao Ming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a bath. His mother and mother called the family doctor for help in a panic. The doctor said: I still have a few patients, and it may take half an hour to arrive. Xiaoming's mother said one by one, what should I do before you come? The doctor said: Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, and then jump hard, so that Xiaoming can blow bubbles with his mouth to pass the time.
Comments: Relax! Relax, relax, why is life too tense? Now that it has happened, why not face it frankly? It's better to rest assured if you are worried, and it's better to be poor and happy if you are nervous.
5. Two Taiwan sightseeing groups visited Izu Peninsula in Japan. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. One of the tour guides repeatedly apologized and said that the road was just like pockmarked. Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists: Ladies and gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Izu charming dimple avenue.
Comments: Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you.
6. The little boy asked his father: Does the father always know more than his son? Dad replied: Of course! The little boy asked: Who invented the electric light? Dad: This is a love and a life. The little boy asked again, why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?
Comments: It's strange that people who like to seniority are particularly prone to get into a fight. Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era.
7. A bus full of passengers is driving down the hill quickly, and a man is running after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, man! Forget it, I can't catch up! I must catch up with it, the man panted. I am the driver of this car!
Comments: Some people must be very serious and work hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! However, it is precisely because we must go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed.
8. Students who are also in the third grade of primary school said in their composition that their future wish is to be a clown. China's teacher scolded him: Without ambition, you can't teach a boy! The foreign church said: May you bring laughter to the world!
Comments: As elders, we not only tend to demand more than encourage, but also define success more narrowly.
9. One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, a truck suddenly drove in front of him. The grinning driver rolled down the window and shouted at him, Pig! Zhang San was puzzled and angry. He rolled down the window and turned to curse: You are the pig! No sooner had he finished cursing than he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road.
Comments: Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only make you suffer and make others lose face. Before unknown so, you should learn to hold back your emotions and observe patiently so as not to regret it afterwards.
10, in the Palace Museum, a lady said impatiently to her husband, I said why you walked so slowly. So you always stop to look at these things.
Comments: Some people only know how to rush on the road of life, and as a result, they lose the opportunity to see beautiful flowers on both sides.
1 1, A: The new neighbors are so hateful. Last night, in the dead of night, he knocked on my doorbell. B: how hateful! Did you call the police immediately? A: No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet.
Comments: Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different. When you face contradictions and disputes, first think about whether you are lost in your heart, and maybe you can let it go soon.
12, my wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband has been nagging: slow down. Watch out! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up Too much oil! Level the tofu! Oh, my wife blurted out, I know how to cook. Of course you know, madam, the husband replied calmly. I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving.
Comments: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from each other's perspective and position.
Write: praise the teacher's couplet
The first part: The rise and fall of Chinese is in your heart.
Bottom line: Chinese vicissitudes have dreams.
The first part: Throughout history, Qin, Han, Sui, Tang, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties.
Downward: Looking at the whole world, China, the United States, Britain, France, Germany, Japan and Russia.
The first part: climb the paper peak and understand the mystery of the plate.
Bottom line: The more oceans in the picture, the deeper the ocean current.
The first part: stand on the top of the world and watch the changes.
Downward: standing at the forefront of the times and leading the development trend.
The first part: standing on the three-foot platform, passing the poems of Du Li Liu Han.
The second part: holding a piece of chalk, teaching Confucius, Mencius, Laozi and Zhuangzi knowledge.
The first part: forecast the weather change and grasp the correct course.
Part II: Explore the mysteries of nature and plan a perfect life.
The first part: Taking history as a mirror, Song Yuanming invited victory and decline.
Downlink: All roads lead to the same goal, sharing weal and woe at all times and all over the world.
The first part: I am well versed in poetry and calligraphy etiquette.
The second part: a talented person and a beautiful woman, proficient in piano, chess, painting and calligraphy.
The first part: the heart is higher than the sky, teaching two languages to cultivate peaches and plums.
Bottom line: Be determined to be the ocean, nurture a generation of pillars and prosper China.
The first part: Small classroom, panoramic view of ancient and modern China and foreign countries.
Downward: success or failure in the world, sharing weal and woe.
The first part: I like to talk about materialism and look at things objectively.
Downlink: Make good use of dialectical methods and solve problems with development.
Part I: Emotions, joys and sorrows, abandoning the past tense.
Bottom line: ups and downs, grasp the future state
The first part: dialectical materialism, exploring the origin of matter.
The second part: political economy, explaining social focus.
Part I: Familiar with grammar, knowledgeable and accomplished.
Part II: Proficient in spoken English, accurate and fast translation and posting.
The first part: the rise and fall of sigh, the Jin Dynasty of the Three Kingdoms became a cloud of smoke.
Bottom line: on success or failure, the seven chivalrous men and five tyrants fight for the edge.
The first part: Talk about the ups and downs of princes and princes in past dynasties.
Part II: Look at the present, the student offices of workers, peasants and soldiers are ups and downs.
Part I: Looking up, Moon, Stars, Thunderstorm and Frost.
Bottom line: overlooking the mountains and rivers, lakes and seas.
The first part: flick with your hand, and the space plane will be exhausted.
Bottom line: the punch line is small, and the size and area are solved.
The first part: thinking is like a spring, and poetry blends to breed wonderful flowers.
The second part: the pen is private and snake, and the words are connected to find new articles.
The first part: Say Gan Kun, pull Jing Wei.
Downlink: spreading knowledge and telling the source of heaven and earth
The first part: holding chalk, understanding the algebra of the world.
The second part: be ambitious and ask about the geometry of life.
Part I: In the laboratory, all plant and animal specimens can be obtained.
Part II: On the podium, there are all kinds of easy and difficult questions.
The first part: Poems and songs are full of elegance.
Part II: The paragraphs and chapters fully demonstrate Chinese civilization.
The first part: Become attached to astronomy and keep company with the sun, moon and stars.
Downstream: I know geography and like to be friends with rivers, lakes and seas.
The first part: the sky goes, and the stars move in the chest.
Bottom line: the geography, wind and clouds of the next dawn are all meaningful.
The first part: the sun, the moon and the stars are hidden in the chest and can last for nine days.
Bottom line: Fish, turtles, insects and beasts, close their eyes and go to the four oceans.
The first part: life geometry, point, line and surface painting.
Bottom line: the equation of the world is the same as addition, subtraction, multiplication and division.
The first part: the trajectory of life, all in the curve radian.
Bottom line: The imprint of years includes addition, subtraction, multiplication and division.
The first part: the ingenious design and detailed description of life images.
The second part: accurate calculation, clever solution of life equation
The first part: comments on the intersection of fishing grounds, cold current and warm current.
Bottom line: Look at the climate, when dry season and rainy season alternate.
The first part: evaluating the gains and losses, the four classic novels are exquisite.
The second part: On good and evil, beauty in all directions is magnificent.
The first part: tasting the bright moon, expressing feelings and writing poems.
The second part: soak in the breeze, talk about life, talk about the past and discuss the present.
Part I: Deuterium and Tritium, Tian Hongdi Steam
The second part: potassium, calcium and magnesium, casting the true colors of heroes.
The first part: On learning, I know the Four Books and Five Classics like the back of my hand.
The second part: eloquent, in a few words, exquisite sentences.
Part one: Understanding France and dreaming of brandy.
Part II: Get familiar with Mongolia and watch the Big Dipper at night.
The first part: A few lines outline the intelligent life.
Bottom line: a small plane will pave the way for a bright future.
The first part: two fingers are smart and outline the beauty of lines.
Part two: exploring the mystery of numbers with bare hands.
The first part: Look at the vicissitudes of the world and understand the law of social change.
Downward: Look at the rise and fall of the country and the opportunities for future development.
Part I: Slap the blue board and reach for the rocket.
Bottom line: Play football and win the World Cup with your feet.
Part one: In oral English, infinitives are not attributive clauses.
Bottom line: remember word formation, it is not passive voice when it is finished.
The first part: Look at the Qin and Han Dynasties and understand the Millennium civilization of China.
Part II: Looking at the Sui and Tang Dynasties, we know that China will always be brilliant.
Part I: Look at Feng Shui and learn the mysteries of mountains, rivers, lakes and seas.
The second part: observing the sun and the moon, skillfully solving the mystery of rain, snow and frost.
Part I: Silence is like a tree, reflecting the origin of all things.
The bottom line: calm as a tower, governing the country and governing the future.
The first part: Shuttling between latitude and longitude, knowing everything about national affairs and diplomacy.
Bottom line: thinking of heaven and earth, managing people naturally, arts and sciences.
The first part: Tell the story of historians, success or failure, gains and losses.
Part II: Telling anecdotes about celebrities and judging merits and demerits.
Part one: On philosophy and dialectical materialism.
Part II: Look at the world and learn politics and economy.
Part one: When it comes to relationships, you know everything.
Bottom line: When it comes to characters, all the ugliness is obvious at the end of the year.
The first part: Draw lines, and the discerning judge straightness.
Bottom line: Talk about geometry and show Fiona Fang the way arrogantly.
The first part: Throughout the Sui, Tang, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, lamenting the rise and fall of dynasties.
The second part: Looking at the Liao, Song, Xia, Jin and Yuan dynasties, connecting the changes of ancient and modern times.
Part One: Looking at the ancient history, we can know the great talents of Qin Huang and Wu Han.
Part II: From now on, Xiao Xiaoping and Tao Jin have made great efforts.
The first part: Throughout the ages, Qin Huang and Wu Han have made great achievements.
Bottom line: Rise and fall, Zhongshan embellishes economic prosperity.
The first part: do what you like, be smart, and the political situation is changeable and unpredictable.
The second part: In an instant, the Ledao economy is ups and downs, and there are hundreds of chapters to follow.
The first part: read textbooks and ride the monsoon to arouse the warm current in your heart.
The second part: Turn the seismograph, see the world and understand the exotic customs.
The first part: East longitude and west longitude, Yu Bao is infinite.
Downward: south latitude and north latitude, with limited latitude.
Part I: Mix colors to show beautiful pictures.
Part II: Draw lines and describe wonderful scenes.
The first part: point, line and surface, horizontal and vertical interpretation of Vientiane.
Bottom line: A has C, indicating, explaining the reasons in detail.
Part I: The crust is moving, and the monsoon kisses Mount Fuji.
Bottom line: Plate drift, Meiyu fell in love with Dongting Lake.
The first part: Algebraic geometry, infinite leisure in equation space.
Downward: straight line and plane, with unsatisfactory function limitation.
Part one: spring, summer, autumn and winter, laughing at the ups and downs in history.
Bottom line: southeast and northwest, talking about the separation and integration of the world.
The first part: Three-foot platform, making contributions.
Descending: bring a cavity of blood and let out light.
Part one: With a ruler, you will have an upright heart.
Bottom line: A few pieces of chalk are right in front of my eyes.
The first part: flowers bloom in the morning, and the spring breeze in autumn is not idle.
Part II: We should remember the old adage, Song Ci and Yuan Qu.
The first part: Cao Cao and Cao Pi's works add color to Jian 'an literature.
The second part: Su Shi Su added color to Tang and Song poetry.
The first part: having fun in pain, such as Sunday sports.
Bottom line: No matter how tired you are, it's like a monsoon.
The first part: How can the present tense be the future subjunctive?
Bottom line: Pursuing the highest and ideal modal verbs.
The first part: Love asks geometry, what is the relationship between points and angles?
Bottom line: I like reading numbers. What is the conversion of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division?
The first part: exponential function, logarithmic function, trigonometric function, counting is full of hardships.
Bottom line: parallel straight lines, intersecting straight lines, non-planar straight lines, lines are deeply interested.
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