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What are the inappropriate advertising slogans in life? and correct 3Q

Winning step by step (camping step by step), the wine will be lost to the famous place (prestige for a long time), the wine of the world will be tasted (forever), there will be no trouble (prepared, no trouble)

The turtle will be safe (the turtle will be safe) Ming Jing Jing (a blockbuster) Jiujiu returns to the ground (Nine Nine Returns to One) Cali Shi Wushuang (Unparalleled)

Obscure (obscure) Drink famous (Famous) Chicken cannot be lost (Opportunity cannot be lost) If there is hemorrhoids, there is no fear.

Throw a pen and join the army. p>Stocks come to gold (from ancient times to the present) No. 1 paper (No. 1) No stomach, no cure (meticulous) Drink to be proud of (take pride in)

Nothing else to ask for (nothing else to ask for) Eat the whole food Beauty (perfection), pursuit of gold (excellence), overjoyed (overjoyed)

A network of deep love (deep love), as pure as one wishes (with all the clothes (reluctantly), reluctant to part - Clothing Advertisement

Everyone has a cup of tea (monument) - alcohol advertising

One step to the stomach (position) - stomach medicine advertising

Have fun riding (it) - horse racing /Motorcycle Advertisement

Baiyi (Yi) Baishun--Electric Iron Advertisement

Burning (slightly) better--Fast Food Restaurant Advertisement

Whatever you want Bath (desire) - water heater advertisement

Leisure (virtuous) wife and loving mother - washing machine advertisement

Cough (burn) without delay - cough medicine advertisement

Big stones (things) turn into small things, and small stones (things) turn into small things - Advertising for curing stone disease

One click (seeing) is worse than hearing a hundred times. If you don't "fight", you won't know each other - Printer advertising

There is an advertisement for a cosmetics company in Hong Kong: "Get rid of 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'acne'

There is a washing machine advertisement that changes one word from an idiom: "A leisurely wife and a good mother."

Audio company: "One call and four responses", "Sound in the east and west"

Dumpling shop: "Everything is included"

Lime factory: "Start from scratch". /p>

The pawn shop: "Well deserved"

The hat company: "The hat is taken from the man"

The tourist barber shop: "Nothing is lost"

Pharmacy: “asking for trouble.”

1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the meal

2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: "push" the tire with air

3. At the entrance of the retail store: " "Sold separately

4. The entrance of the furniture store: "home"

5. The entrance of the decoration store: "housing"

6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "Inspiration"

7. At the entrance of the installation company: "Press" to install

8. At the entrance of the car wash shop: Wash the car with "wax"

9. At the entrance of the hotel: "He" rice

10. The entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" radish

11. The restaurant menu: Chicken "Dan"

12. The hardware store sign: "扦" seat

13. The sign of the sporting goods store: "LAN" ball

14. The entrance of the fast food restaurant: the "block" of the food stall

15. Farmer's trade Market sign: "Tomato" eggplant

16. Parking lot sign: "Ding" car charge

17. Strict crackdown on propaganda slogans: severe "li" crackdown

18. A certain airport banner: "Youth"

19. A certain transportation slogan: Overloading and overloading are "dangerous" in danger

20. A certain canteen menu: Fish "Garden"

2. Intentional typos (typos in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisements: "cough" without delay

2. Mountain bike advertisements: " Endless fun riding "

3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is safe

4. Glasses advertisement: "Ming" is amazing

5. Mosquito repellent Advertising: There is no "mosquito" in silence

6. Transparent tape advertising: There is no substitute for "tape"

7. Internet cafe advertising: One "net" is the deepest love

8. Piano advertisement: You have a special liking for "piano", and you fall in love with "qin" at first sight

9. Water heater advertisement: "Bath" according to your heart

10. Air conditioner advertisement: Never for life "Sweat"

11. Clothing store advertisement: "Clothes and hats" are chosen by people

12. A certain laundry advertisement: "Clothes and clothes" are not given up

13 , A real estate company advertisement: Ten thousand "rooms" are available

14. A cake advertisement: "The cake" rises step by step

15. Stomach medicine advertisement: One "no" to " "Stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding"

17. Electric iron advertisement: Hundreds of "clothing" Baishun

18. Fast food restaurant Advertisement: "Burn" is better

19. Washing machine advertisement: "Leisure" wife and loving mother

20. Hat company advertisement: Pick people with "hat"

21. Advertising for curing stone disease: Big “stones” turn into small ones, and small “stones” turn into small ones

22. Printer advertisements: A hundred stories are worth one “click”

23. Paint advertisements : Lustful Paint

24. Refrigerator Advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh

25. Hemorrhoid Medicine Advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids

26. Garden Apartment Advertisement: Stay at home

27. Dancing machine advertisement: dance after hearing the word "machine"

28. Seafood advertisement: take the "fresh" step forward

29. Dental clinic Advertisement: "Quickly cure" the population

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Etiquette" is a matter of course

31. Top hair (haircut)

32. Cycling Endless fun (motorcycle)

33. No crumbs to attack (shampoo)

34. Silent and mosquito-free (mosquito incense) as one wishes)