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What are the inappropriate advertising slogans in life? and correct 3Q
Winning step by step (camping step by step), the wine will be lost to the famous place (prestige for a long time), the wine of the world will be tasted (forever), there will be no trouble (prepared, no trouble)
The turtle will be safe (the turtle will be safe) Ming Jing Jing (a blockbuster) Jiujiu returns to the ground (Nine Nine Returns to One) Cali Shi Wushuang (Unparalleled)
Obscure (obscure) Drink famous (Famous) Chicken cannot be lost (Opportunity cannot be lost) If there is hemorrhoids, there is no fear.
Throw a pen and join the army. p>Stocks come to gold (from ancient times to the present) No. 1 paper (No. 1) No stomach, no cure (meticulous) Drink to be proud of (take pride in)
Nothing else to ask for (nothing else to ask for) Eat the whole food Beauty (perfection), pursuit of gold (excellence), overjoyed (overjoyed)
A network of deep love (deep love), as pure as one wishes (with all the clothes (reluctantly), reluctant to part - Clothing Advertisement
Everyone has a cup of tea (monument) - alcohol advertising
One step to the stomach (position) - stomach medicine advertising
Have fun riding (it) - horse racing /Motorcycle Advertisement
Baiyi (Yi) Baishun--Electric Iron Advertisement
Burning (slightly) better--Fast Food Restaurant Advertisement
Whatever you want Bath (desire) - water heater advertisement
Leisure (virtuous) wife and loving mother - washing machine advertisement
Cough (burn) without delay - cough medicine advertisement
Big stones (things) turn into small things, and small stones (things) turn into small things - Advertising for curing stone disease
One click (seeing) is worse than hearing a hundred times. If you don't "fight", you won't know each other - Printer advertising
There is an advertisement for a cosmetics company in Hong Kong: "Get rid of 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'acne'
There is a washing machine advertisement that changes one word from an idiom: "A leisurely wife and a good mother."
Audio company: "One call and four responses", "Sound in the east and west"
Dumpling shop: "Everything is included"
Lime factory: "Start from scratch". /p>
The pawn shop: "Well deserved"
The hat company: "The hat is taken from the man"
The tourist barber shop: "Nothing is lost"
Pharmacy: “asking for trouble.”
1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the meal
2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: "push" the tire with air
3. At the entrance of the retail store: " "Sold separately
4. The entrance of the furniture store: "home"
5. The entrance of the decoration store: "housing"
6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "Inspiration"
7. At the entrance of the installation company: "Press" to install
8. At the entrance of the car wash shop: Wash the car with "wax"
9. At the entrance of the hotel: "He" rice
10. The entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" radish
11. The restaurant menu: Chicken "Dan"
12. The hardware store sign: "扦" seat
13. The sign of the sporting goods store: "LAN" ball
14. The entrance of the fast food restaurant: the "block" of the food stall
15. Farmer's trade Market sign: "Tomato" eggplant
16. Parking lot sign: "Ding" car charge
17. Strict crackdown on propaganda slogans: severe "li" crackdown
18. A certain airport banner: "Youth"
19. A certain transportation slogan: Overloading and overloading are "dangerous" in danger
20. A certain canteen menu: Fish "Garden"
2. Intentional typos (typos in quotation marks)
1. Drug advertisements: "cough" without delay
2. Mountain bike advertisements: " Endless fun riding "
3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is safe
4. Glasses advertisement: "Ming" is amazing
5. Mosquito repellent Advertising: There is no "mosquito" in silence
6. Transparent tape advertising: There is no substitute for "tape"
7. Internet cafe advertising: One "net" is the deepest love
8. Piano advertisement: You have a special liking for "piano", and you fall in love with "qin" at first sight
9. Water heater advertisement: "Bath" according to your heart
10. Air conditioner advertisement: Never for life "Sweat"
11. Clothing store advertisement: "Clothes and hats" are chosen by people
12. A certain laundry advertisement: "Clothes and clothes" are not given up
13 , A real estate company advertisement: Ten thousand "rooms" are available
14. A cake advertisement: "The cake" rises step by step
15. Stomach medicine advertisement: One "no" to " "Stomach"
16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding"
17. Electric iron advertisement: Hundreds of "clothing" Baishun
18. Fast food restaurant Advertisement: "Burn" is better
19. Washing machine advertisement: "Leisure" wife and loving mother
20. Hat company advertisement: Pick people with "hat"
21. Advertising for curing stone disease: Big “stones” turn into small ones, and small “stones” turn into small ones
22. Printer advertisements: A hundred stories are worth one “click”
23. Paint advertisements : Lustful Paint
24. Refrigerator Advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh
25. Hemorrhoid Medicine Advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids
26. Garden Apartment Advertisement: Stay at home
27. Dancing machine advertisement: dance after hearing the word "machine"
28. Seafood advertisement: take the "fresh" step forward
29. Dental clinic Advertisement: "Quickly cure" the population
30. Gift shop advertisement: "Etiquette" is a matter of course
31. Top hair (haircut)
32. Cycling Endless fun (motorcycle)
33. No crumbs to attack (shampoo)
34. Silent and mosquito-free (mosquito incense) as one wishes)
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