Collecting jokes and brain teasers

1. A class reunion came to my house. It was drizzling, and a girl came with an umbrella. When the clouds closed and the rain stopped, Miss left. When she was about to put the umbrella away, she found that the umbrella cover was gone. She shouted: "Where is my cover? I saw it just now. I need to use it now. Why is it missing? Who took it?" Hand over my condom quickly." While rummaging around on the sofa.

2. I have a buddy, and I went out with his girlfriend once. When we were eating, we went to a restaurant that made better chicken dishes. I heard that the chicken shoulders there were very delicious, so I shouted Said: I want chicken shoulder, I want chicken shoulder! !

3. Colleagues went to Inner Mongolia to eat milk tea and meat in a tent. Some people couldn’t get used to the taste and wanted to trade with others. A lady said to the man next to her: You eat my breasts, and I’ll eat your eggs!

4. When I was in high school, I was responsible for preparing props for a class party. I was responsible for stuffing some 5-color scraps of paper into the balloons in advance. During class, my classmates and I secretly Be prepared, I said; hurry up! She said: Open the opening wider, it won't fit in. Me: Okay, okay, try harder! Her: That’s great, but it makes my fingers sore! When we installed the balloons and raised our heads, we found that the boys in front of us were all looking at us...awkward~~

5. Once in a physical education class, a girl suddenly touched the top of a boy's head (the boy's nickname "Little turtle"), and then said leisurely - "Glans head"...,

6. When I first came to oz, I went to the language center to report, but I was late. Most of the people had already been divided into groups and were ready to take the bus. I went to visit the city, and I was still looking for a group with a small number of people. . . A South American girl saw this and ran over enthusiastically. She was originally going to say do you wang to join me? but ended up saying do you wang to enjoy me?. . . . . . . . . .

7. I got off work one day in winter. I was putting on my coat when my phone rang. I asked a male colleague who was close to me to pick it up. After the boy answered the call, he asked: "Who is it?" Then he said to me: "It's your husband", and then said to the phone: "Wait a minute, she is getting dressed", I was sweating... I quickly answered the phone, and my husband's phone number was 874

8. When I was in junior high school, a female classmate in our class asked me to hand in a letter for her. As soon as I entered the classroom at noon, she asked me: Have you handed in the letter (the illegal content)? I fainted on the spot. . . Everyone in the dormitory was laughing.

9. When I was in middle school, my teacher (female) asked her classmates to write ancient poems silently on the blackboard. As a result, one classmate accidentally wrote "**" instead of "stop and sit in love with the maple trees at night", so the teacher used The red pen circled these two words, and asked him loudly, how could he write this "**"? Can you explain to me what it means? The whole class burst into laughter...

10. A female netizen of mine is from Hangzhou Post. She used to work at the parcel desk of the post office. One day, the woman excitedly asked the male colleagues around her: "I'm taking the post today. Which one of you will open the package for me?" ) Yeah~~~" Everyone was in an uproar~~~retreating~~~