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People who drink can get drunk, but I choose to fall in love with it for you.

1, sober people are not necessarily happy, so some people like to drink.

2. No matter how warm it is, it is better to embrace warmth.

Thank you for being kind to me, but now I am very sad.

4. Take the initiative because you care about not contacting because you feel redundant.

If you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future? -To myself

6. Pain and parting Since then, life is no longer simple.

7, always like memories, like to review, like nostalgia.

I'm waiting for our wedding in five years.

9. Can you come back? Honey, I know I was wrong. I'm sorry, I can't lose you.

10, if one day you are tired, please turn back, I will always be behind you.

1 1, if reality can be like a dream, it would be nice to wake up and forget it.

12, is there anyone who makes you laugh the sweetest and hurt the most?

13, why should I watch you cry?

15, such love makes me feel very sad.

16, I found that I can only love one person at a time. And gradually become selfish.

17, it's not your fault, leaving is my own choice, just don't look for me again, let me leave quietly.

18, I like what I think is right for no reason-

19, Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to take a vacation these days, even taking a vacation should be moved by their ancestors.

20. I think you are more important than my life, but you treat me as romantic.

Excerpts from sentences describing drunkenness.

Just drink hard liquor and don't talk about the past. I will never chase your story again. Where am I? You are a forest, but I have lost my way. You didn't look back, and I didn't quit smoking. Once I have exhausted my determination, I will try my best to refute you. Stay with her. I am a cosmopolitan. I like being alone, but I hate being alone. Just pretend the wind hasn't blown. I have never been here. You live in the south, but A Journey to the South lives for you. I'm not a fan. Regret and youth will always be tied to you. Laughing all the time is never appropriate for me. You should be held tightly by me, support you to play with your net and find your glory. Don't cry. I can't hold you and miss you like drinking. You and I get drunk and the breeze blows gently. I like you very much. If the world is dark, in fact, I am beautiful, and I am no longer passionate and too lazy to humor those who can't stay. There is wind in my blood. Forgiveness is a hotbed of dogs. Don't be nice to girls you don't like. She is drunk and always cries that she doesn't want to pay any more. -Xiong Dun "Fuck off, tumor jun"

I have loneliness and spirit. Would you like to go with me? Are you willing to get drunk and run for freedom?

How can I not miss * * * Whitehead?

-How can a deer not want to grow old? It's just intentional and endless. How can you not think of * * * hoary head, Zhu moth head also don't back, candlelight spontaneous combustion. How can I miss * * * white heads, but the snow will eventually melt and the feelings will not last long. How can you miss the * * * white head, tea has retreated to late autumn, and the flowers are wasted. How can I miss * * * Bai Shou, but I can't wait a few weeks for you to return to China. How could I not want to * * * white head, but as a flower girl, I laughed and drank, drunk. How can you not * * * white head, but it is difficult to * * * in this life, jade meteorite building. For poetry, the original poem:? Qionghua cigarettes are not available. May you and I remain old friends after many years and get drunk.

Five years later, I hope you can come to my wedding scene.

Drunk again! Once I was drunk by the heavy snow in the south, but I didn't know when I would get through it.

Are you willing to get drunk and run for freedom?

I will respect you all my life and get drunk.

If memory is a glass of hard liquor, I would like to get drunk every night.

I hope,

The grass stands outside the curtain, competing with the snow, and suddenly the frost wind is sad, but its roots are firm, the frost wind is ruthless, the grass is in spring, the clouds break the moon, the grass is lonely, and the snow has been extinguished. I have a chair supporting the curtain, singing Qiu Yan's lyrics, and I have seen the moon several times in my life. Why not get drunk and forget how many worries? The night sky fell, I was sleepy, the words ended, and I was silent. I really want to get drunk,

Forget the right and wrong in the world, so that you won't be tired of feelings and feel sorry for life. I really want to get drunk tonight, but the entrance is so bitter. I got drunk and forgot my anguish for no reason. I care who loves me and who breaks my heart for whom. Get drunk, forget the feelings and troubles, the heart is no longer tired of love, and people are no longer haggard for love, breaking all the thoughts and memories hidden in their hearts. Chunqiugeng

Autumn rain falls asleep with a cool breeze. The girl in the dream has warm eyebrows, hot air, frost and snow, romantic feelings, or three or two cups or drunkenness, and then sighs half-heartedly. You are my endless world of mortals and purple strangers. From now on, if you dream, you just want to get drunk.

You are my endless music. From then on, I will be drunk and dream of death, and the years will fly by. Who will pity the world? You are my confused tassel wreath, and since then you have been entangled in acacia and infected by dreams; You are a short-lived relationship that I can't write. From then on, I will look forward to it, and there will be no moment of youth; You are an inevitable disaster for me. Since then, I have been displaced and alone. You are a smile that I can't see through, and you will never forget it, and you will never be doomed; You are the lover I can't wait for. From now on, the moon is bright, but the lovesickness lasts forever. I have loneliness and spirits. Would you like to go with me?

Are you willing to get drunk and run for freedom? Where would I be if it weren't for you? I found the feeling of missing you. You are so charming in a tearful dream that you seem to have drunk the water of forgetting. I thought I could forget, so I left cruelly Finally, the memories I got made me cry here. I'm drunk. I cried. I can't sleep. Now I'm so haggard. Is there anything I can do in my previous life? I hope I can stay with you all my life. I want to support this Central Plains for three years. I turned my memories into poisoned wine, but you respected me.

If one day, I can't ask for a mate.

It is better to sit in a boat, wear a blue shirt, and pick up vegetation in front of the castle peak. Thin people who are not drunk are drunk-hh 4811+0 "Watching the mountains and rivers change and singing love songs for you for 300 nights". I only have loneliness and spirit. If you get drunk with me, I will have a lot of time with you.

If you can't pour a thousand cups, I'll be drunk.

Sitting in the king's city, reigning in the world, with 3,000 beautiful women, all countries come to Korea, and you will be drunk when you return. Let me stay with you for ever.

You pass by my sadness, stop and give me tenderness,

Perfume floats freely and imprisons my throat. You ask me why I drink, because there are mountains ahead, I don't know how long it will take, and I will become a seagull in my dream. Chatting on the distant grassland, there are warm smiles everywhere in the distance, and my dreams are floating in the distant sky. I have loneliness and wine. Would you like to go with me? I have stories and wine. Would you like to get drunk with me? I have loneliness and wine. Would you like to go with me? I have stories and wine. Would you like to run to freedom with me? -Zhang Yuxin "I have loneliness and wine, will you come with me?" "If one day you have a story, I have no wine.

I accompany you to drink each other's eyes and get drunk. I make wine with ten miles of peach blossoms. Would you like to get drunk with me?

I take ten thousand as my career, and you are willing to spend the rest of your life with me. In the journey of life faded by various scenery, please stop occasionally, pour a few cups of the past and get drunk, and spend the night with Fang Qiu. When memory is moored at the ferry of growth, the tide of time rises and falls, stranding those complicated and immature shots that have fallen into English, and the past is unable to retain, and there is immortality. Wait for a while, too long; A few small aftertaste, enough.

I seem to owe you a confession, a future, a half-life debt.

I still owe you a poem, and I owe you a pigeon in Hezhou. But now I'm writing a note and there's no writing paper. I still owe you a song, and I owe you a gentle touch. But now the silk and bamboo are dumb and relatively speechless. I still owe you a pot of wine, and I still owe you a glass of wine to get drunk. But now the cups and plates are in a mess and there is no feast. I still owe you a dream. I owe you a dream. Good dreams as before. But now Zhuang Sheng dreams of butterflies, which is a world of difference. Hold your hand and never turn white. I owe you years and decades of entanglements. -Han and Tang dynasties once loved you, and Qian Shan, who is brave and lonely, still loves you now, but he is no longer arrogant and stubborn. Those small but strong and heavy emotions can't be said or revealed. They can only be used to accompany wine when they are tired, and finally get drunk and have no dreams for a long night.

The spring breeze turns the willows green,

The moon is full of homesickness, so I brought a ray of moonlight to brew a pot of sake. No regrets, no big deal is getting drunk. Every life will be naive and ignorant, and every larva that becomes a butterfly will experience pain, which is inevitable.

Growth is full of thorns. After life and death, deception and betrayal, you will find that life is also a play. Better get drunk than regret for life. To an old friend who returned to the west: Have a nice trip! Turn memory into spirit

When you indulge in the years, can you give up your thoughts and savor the storm?

Would you like to get drunk in the eyes of the night? Not not drinking, but refusing to indulge.

Reflect the autumn moon in autumn water and let the brightness of the moon float in the brow.

The city has bent down its waistline, and I still harbor the attic of my dreams.

The pointer said three o'clock, and I took a peek. It was raining on a cloudy day, and my eyes were in the sand outside the window.

Follow the illusion of excessive emptiness and hide in the clouds, count every minute and throw away from reality.

The moment before I collapsed into the sea, there was a one-second interval, and things changed under my nose.

Spread out the paper that may be full of fantasy, or your hands may not have reached the desired angle.

Just waiting for me to get tired of sneaking around, I turned a corner and pulled away from the sheep and the sound.

The window sill marked the date of morning light, and the day before yesterday was the same as today.

The city's defense is not strong, and the red and green signals in the eyes are swaying.

The cold weather in the north is accompanied by low temperature. Please let me put a scarf on you to resist the sting.

The blueprint that has been drawn still maintains the original skeleton.

Eyes full of deep holes are swallows on the banks of the Yangtze River, as gentle as weak water.

Not not drinking, but refusing to indulge.

Singing in the dream, the notes slowly flow out of the dream, and the voice lies gently between you and me.

It's like drawing an empty shell left by a cicada with a pen without paint.

I was distracted when I was thinking about it. It continued to rain, and I received many memories, and my figure wobbled.

Geometric melancholy, willing to pay the geese to travel thousands of miles to express their feelings, just to lose weight for Iraqis.

Slogans about drinking, not driving and not drinking are necessary.

1. Drunk driving is a public hazard. For the sake of children and lovers, we will resolutely not drunk driving.

2. I drank too much before driving and felt sad after driving.

3. The cost of pure wine is 10,000 copper coins for a gold cup and 10,000 yuan for safe driving.

Wine is a charming soup, and drunk driving will suffer.

Even if there is no shortage of money, there is only one ticket in life.

6. If you don't drink, people and cars will be safe.

7. Driving a hundred miles is not a hero, and getting drunk is not a hero.

8. The driver had a glass of wine, and his relatives were worried.

9. Don't let the wine glass crush your way home, and don't let the drunk driver smash the light waiting for you at home.

10. The accident was as fierce as a tiger. Don't drink while driving.

1 1. Do not drive after drinking. Everyone loves it, and it's even more exciting to have you involved.

12. drunk driver, the hospital opened a room for you.

13. Refuse drunk driving and let life go on.

14. drunk driving, speeding, never coming back.

15. A glass of wine ruined your life.

16. Driving without drinking is always safe.

17. Don't drive after drinking.

18. drunk driving harms others and harms yourself; Civilized driving, * * wins harmony.

19. Refuse to drink and drive, and happiness will last forever.

20. The taste of wine is imported, which is always a disaster.