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Humorous joke stories at the county magistrate's classmate party.

Humorous joke story of the classmate party of the county magistrate

When Liu X was promoted to be the county magistrate, he received a notice from the organization department of the municipal party committee asking him to study in the Party School of the urban municipal party committee for half a month. Lao Liu has several classmates and friends who are officials in the city. He has made up his mind that he must take time to contact them and get together this time.

There are not many training courses arranged. After Liu settled down in the Party School of the Municipal Party Committee, he sent a message to the headmaster of No.1 Middle School: "Big Dog, I'm Liu. I've come to the Party School for further study. Do you have time to get together?" Big dog is the nickname of the principal, who was Liu's childhood classmate.

the headmaster replied to the message quickly: "I'm sorry, Lao Liu, I'm so busy these days. The college entrance examination is approaching, and the leaders of the education department have to come to investigate, so I really can't get away."

Lao Liu sent a message to a deputy director surnamed Liu in a city bureau: "I'm Lao Liu, and I'm studying at the Party School of the Municipal Party Committee. Do you have time to get together?" Deputy Director Liu was a classmate of Lao Liu in high school, and they also sat at the same table for one year. Seeing that Deputy Director Liu didn't reply to the information, Liu dialed his phone as soon as he finished class.

"hello, who's calling? Lao Liu? Which Lao Liu ... Oh, Lao Liu! Look at my brain, I'm so busy ... "Deputy Director Liu said that he was away on business and would not come back until two days later.

Not content, Lao Liu sent a message to his college classmate, Lao Zhao, who is the section chief of the Municipal Party Committee Office: "Lao Zhao, I am studying at the Municipal Party School. Let's have a seat when we are free." Section chief Zhao quickly replied to the message: "I wanted to get together with you long ago, but I can't do it these two days. I have to follow the deputy mayor to investigate at the grassroots level."

Liu thought, I'd like to see if I can make an appointment with someone today! I think of an old classmate who I haven't contacted for a long time. He used to open a small restaurant in the city, and he sent another message. "Old money, I am Lao Liu. I am studying at the Party School of the Municipal Party Committee. Do you have time to get together?" Soon, the other party called. "Lao Liu, I have to give you a dinner, and I will drive to pick you up at night!"

"Not bad, have you bought a car?"

"I have contracted two big hotels in the city now, and I am busy every day. I can't do without buying a car, hehe!"

In the evening, Lao Qian drove a BMW to pick up Lao Liu, and Lao Liu realized that Lao Qian was now a big boss. Lao Qian said he would give Lao Liu a surprise. "What surprise?" "It wouldn't be a surprise to tell you first!"

Lao Qian led Lao Liu to the door of a luxurious private room, and when he opened the door, he said loudly, "The distinguished guests have arrived. Come out and welcome them!" A room full of people stood up, including the headmaster of No.1 Middle School, Deputy Director Liu and Section Chief Zhao. Lao Qian informed them to accompany them, but he didn't say that the person who accompanied them was Lao Liu. ;