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Representative names, couplets, company names, store names, wonderful advertisements, plaques, instructions, etc. . Irregular language, screen typos, bad sentences in newspapers and periodicals, inferior advertisements, etc.:

"Do you want to get rid of bad breath? Please use West Lake toothpaste!" (Toothpaste advertisement)

"You are tired from work Huh? Please drink a cup of tea to wake up and refresh yourself!" (tea advertisement)

"Would you like to overlook the spectacular view across the ocean? Please take the Boeing 707 from Shanghai to Tokyo!" (Shanghai Civil Aviation Administration Advertisement)

First in the country, excellent quality;

Bright color and strong dyeing power.

(Black and shiny shoe polish advertisement)

Rich fragrance and mellow taste;

Drink it all year round to prolong your life.

(Jiangxi Green Tea Advertisement)

Everyone is happy when there is a triumphant song at home.

(Shanghai Kaige TV commercial)

If you want to get rid of dental disease, please use grass coral.

(Nanchang Cao Coral Toothpaste Advertisement)

1. Deposit a drop of water today and own the Pacific Ocean tomorrow. (Pacific Insurance Company)

2. Legends of the past and present , Legends of Ancient and Modern. (Advertisement of Hubei Modern and Ancient Legends Magazine)

3. If you don’t manage your finances, your finances will ignore you. (Shanghai Century Publishing Group lt; Financial Management gt; Weekly)

2. Antarctic down jacket advertising slogan: "Everyone on earth knows it!" Golden Throat Throat Treasure advertising slogan: "If your throat is not good, please use the golden throat!" Robust advertising slogan: "Have you drank today!" Colgate's advertising slogan Advertising slogan: "Our goal - no cavities!

3. Wang Xiang said: "I learned some rhetorical knowledge from advertising slogans, such as the advertising slogan for the Great Wall Fan - Great Wall Fan, Great Wall Fan, It uses the rhetoric of metaphors and thimbles; the advertising slogan of Jinling Mosquito Repellent Repellent - Momo Wu Mosquito (Smell) uses the rhetoric of homophonic puns. I asked: "How do you know these rhetorics?" "He said he asked his father, and also asked his neighbor's brothers and sisters. Wang Li added: "I learned life knowledge from the advertisement: I know that I need to brush my teeth every day, and it is best to use Lantian Liubizhi, because it The slogan of the advertisement puts it well: 'If your teeth are good, your appetite will be good, your body will be great, and everything you eat tastes delicious. You see, the blue sky and six will be cured. ’ If you have a cold, take ‘White plus Black’ cold tablets, ‘take white tablets during the day and black tablets at night’. If your skin is itchy, use 999 Piyanping. "... Just as I was praising this classmate, Zheng Gang stood up next to me and said, "I also learned how to be a good person.

4. Zheng Gang stood up again and said: "I have also learned how to be a human being. A public service advertisement broadcast by CCTV Channel 5 made me feel deeply: An athlete on TV helped someone while running. An aunt pushed away a football that was about to fall on her child's head, helped her little brother pick up a badminton that fell on a tree, helped an old man push a cart uphill, and picked up cans that fell on the road. This advertisement taught me to protect the environment. I am willing to help others; CCTV's children's program and the advertisement of washing my mother's feet made me realize my mother's hard work, and I learned to respect my elders."

5. ① How to repay the kindness of raising children. (Hainan Yangshengtang Turtle Pills)

② I don’t care about eternity, I only care about what I once had. (Fiyta Watch)

③ Surpass yourself and move towards success. (Anta sneakers)

④ The milk is fragrant and silky. (Dove Chocolate)

⑤ I can do whatever I want in the world. (Guirenniao casual shoes)

⑥ I am twenty this year and eighteen next year.

(Facial cleanser)

6. 1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the meal

2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: "push" the tire with air

3 , Retail store entrance: sold "other"

4. Furniture store entrance: home "all"

5. Decoration store entrance: decoration "huang"

6. Lost property advertisements: lost property "enlightenment"

7. At the entrance of the installation company: "press" to install

8. At the door of the car wash shop: wash the car with "wax"

9. The entrance of the hotel: "He" rice

10. The entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" radish

11. The hotel menu: Chicken "Dan"

12. Hardware store sign: "扦" holder

13. Sporting goods store sign: "LAN" ball

14. Fast food restaurant entrance: "Bar"

15. Farmer's market sign: "Tomato" eggplant

16. Parking lot sign: "Ding" car toll

17. Strict crackdown on propaganda slogans: Strict "Li" crackdown

18. A certain airport banner: "Youth"

19. A certain transportation slogan: Overloading and overloading are "extremely harmful"

20. A certain canteen dish Brand: Fish "Garden"

2. Deliberately written incorrectly (typos in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" cannot be delayed

2 , Mountain bike advertisement: "riding" is endless fun

3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is fine

4. Glasses advertisement: A "bright" is amazing

5. Mosquito repellent ads: there are no "mosquitoes"

6. Transparent tape ads: there is no substitute for "tape"

7. Internet cafe ads: "Internet" is a deep love

8. Piano advertisement: You have a special liking for "qin", and you fall in love with "qin" at first sight

9. Water heater advertisement: "Bath" as you like

10 , Air conditioning advertisement: No "sweat" in life

11. Clothing store advertisement: "Clothes and hats" are taken from people

12. A certain laundry advertisement: "Clothes and clothes" are not given up

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13. Advertisement of a real estate company: Thousands of "rooms" are available

14. Advertisement of a certain cake: "cakes" rise step by step

15. Advertisement of stomach medicine: One "no" hits the "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding"

17. Electric iron advertisement: "Everything is smooth"

18. Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burning" is better

19. Washing machine advertisement: "Idle" wife and loving mother

20. Hat company advertisement: Pick people with "hat"

21. Advertising for curing stone disease: Big “stones” turn into small ones, and small “stones” turn into small ones

22. Printer advertisements: One “click” is worse than a hundred stories

23. Paint advertisement: Lustful Paint

24. Refrigerator advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh

25. Hemorrhoid medicine advertisement: No worries if you have hemorrhoids

26. Garden apartment advertisement: live in peace with your apartment

27. Dancing machine advertisement: dance after hearing the word "machine"

28. Seafood advertisement: take the lead in "freshness"

29. Dental clinic advertisement: "Quick treatment" population

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Etiquette" is a given

The freshest and most lively popular language:

Not being able to understand is not called not being able to understand, it is called --dizzy

Dissatisfaction is not called dissatisfaction, it is called --fuck

Meeting is not called meeting, it is called ---party

Rich people are not called rich people, they are called --VIP

Giving opinions is not called giving opinions, they are called -- Paizhuan

Support is not called support. It's called -- support

Strong support is not called strong support, it's called --crazy support

Infidelity is not called disloyalty, it's called --affair

Chasing girls It’s not called chasing girls, it’s called picking up girls

Eating is not called eating, it’s called—pumping

Envy is not called envy, it’s called drooling

Water

Happiness is not called joy, it is called happy

Dancing is not dancing, it is called jumping

Things are not called things. It’s called -- Dongdong

It’s not called invited to eat when someone invites someone else to eat. It’s called -- dinner party

It’s called -- high

It’s not called extremely excited. It's called extremely excited, it's called -- to high

Having the ability is not called having the ability, it's called -- having the material

It's called being unlucky, it's called -- being bad

Single women are not called single women, they are called -- petty bourgeoisie

Single men are not called single men, they are called -- diamond kings and ladies

Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, they are called -- Xiaoqiang

Being bitten by countless mosquitoes is called -- New Mosquito Lianbo

If you are bitten by countless mosquitoes, it is called -- eye-catching!

Ugly women online are not called ugly women—they are called dinosaurs

Ugly men online are not called ugly men—they are called frogs

Online experts are not called masters— Call it a prawn

It’s not called a low hand on the Internet – it’s called a rookie

It’s not called reading a post – it’s called a look at it

I” don’t Call "I": call "I"

Yes, don't call it, call it 8, wrong

Go to hell, don't call me, call it 74

Kiss, call it 74 771, hug you and call it 881

I’m so angry——7456

If you like it, it’s called ___, it’s called porridge.

Wish you happiness, not wish. You are happy... Call the pig you are happy

Just don’t bark, just call it 94

Yes, don’t bark, yes, call it 42

Don't, don't, don't, don't - call me

Even: me

kick your ass: kick your PP

FT, fente: short for faint , fainted.

Unified: synonymous with wall-painting and sweeping the floor. That is, the entire page is your reply, a condemned behavior.

XXXX said: 1. A kind of verb postposition, such as eating

XXXXing: XXXX is in progress, XXXXing, such as surfing the Internet

PP: taking photos, but if it is talking about PP, it means kicking your. What does ass mean?

Kick your ass: Kick your ass

BT: Abnormal. Compared with other sections of Fuyun, the water section is a place where BT hangs out (she, It)

SL: The characteristic of Fuyun is that there are many wolves and girls

GF: girl friend, girlfriend

BF: boy friend, boyfriend

kao, damn, copy: foul language, use with caution

MD: foul language, use with special caution!

TMD: foul language, use with special caution

TNND: Swear words, use with caution!

JJWW: Whispering, referring to the way people talk

SJB: Psycho

PMP: Flattery

MPJ: flatterer

kick: flat

slap: slap

KH: Sunflower is the master of Sunflower Manual, Fuyun The master has practiced to the state of transformation, and no one calls him by his name, but calls him KH directly.

KHBD: Sunflower Collection

PXJF: Evil-proof swordsmanship, derived from KHBD, KH-specific swordsmanship

SP: support, support

的微: A modal particle, exclusive to KH

Huhu, Piggy: sleep

Porridge: like

Jam: a prize

BXCM: Bingxue Smart

LOL: Laugh Out Loud, laugh out loud

KFC: Kxxx amp; Fxxx amp; Cxx, if you have a grudge against someone, just KFC him

PK: player kill, kill, attack, it can also be interpreted as batch first and then K

btw: by the way, by the way

PS: Two meanings, btw or photoshop (a computer editing software)

CU: see you, goodbye

BB: baby, lover, child, byebye, depending on the specific use

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Zhaozhao Gongjian: super strong

Jiang Zi: like this

Fanfan: eating

Picture: photo

Bamboo, Banzhu: The moderator, the administrator of the forum section, compares the water forum to a small shop, and they are the waiters in the shop.

Bucket, water ghost, narcissus, water king, jellyfish: refers to water geeks, jellyfish special women

Sailor: all living beings in the version

Diver: those are the ones A guy who likes to watch other people irritate him but not himself

Crazy: can’t stand the stimulation and behaves abnormally

THX, 3X: thanks, thank you

sigh: sigh

cool: cool

pm: private message from the forum

zip it: shut up

DL: download, download

PUB: The ftp scanned on the Internet can temporarily upload and download functions, and also refers to the act of transferring files to pubftp for sharing

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BRB: Be right back, come back soon

TTYL: Talk to you later, see you later, see you next time

BBL: be back later Come back

Baozi: If someone is ugly or stupid, call him Baozi

Spring couplets:

Spring couplets with horizontal markings

He Shunyi The two words "Blessings and Peace" at the door are worth a thousand pieces of gold. Horizontal comment: Everything is renewed

Spring is always in a variety of colors and flowers bloom all year round: Happy New Year

Spring fills the world with hundreds of flowers blooming and blessing the courtyard. The four seasons are always safe Hengpiao: Celebrate the Spring Festival

A hundred years of time, the present, the good times, the ancient country, the current new Hengpiao: everything is renewed

Happy to live in a treasured land for thousands of years, prosperous blessings, everything is prosperous for the family, everything is prosperous Hengpiao: Welcome the New Year

Smooth sailing, good luck every year, everything goes well, step by step: auspicious stars shine

For a hundred years, the heaven and earth regain their vitality and unify the mountains and rivers, peace and prosperity: Guotai and people's peace

Spring rain moistens all things with red plum embroidery Thousands of mountains and rivers are full of spring.

A clean sweep of old habits, five lectures, four beauties and new trends. >Smooth sailing and auspicious stars, everything will go well and blessings will come to your door: money will be abundant

Good luck will come from all directions all year round and wealth will come to your home: everything will be prosperous at home

Green bamboo has its own three-part scene Red plum blossoms are heralding spring for thousands of families: spring returns to the earth

Good luck every year brings peace and happiness and longevity: auspicious stars shine

Good luck comes with spring in the year The colorful clouds of the four seasons are rolling in: all the best

The red phoenix presents auspiciousness, the dragon presents auspiciousness, the red peach greets the new year, and the apricot welcomes the spring: the world is full of happiness

The fifth watch is divided into two years, every year is satisfactory, and one night is the best. Happy New Year every year: Congratulations on the New Year

Orioles sing, green willows and purple swallows cut in the spring breeze: Orioles sing and swallows dance

Spring flowers smile and firecrackers add joy to the sound: Joy fills the door

Khan Ma Juechen An Waizhen won the bid for Qingshi Jinyang to open a new chapter in the Qing government exhibition to enrich the people: Spring is full of the world

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Heshun Yimen The words "Blessings and Peace" are worth a thousand pieces of gold. Hengbiao: Everything is renewed

Spring is always blooming in a variety of colors all year round: Happy New Year

Spring fills the world with hundreds of flowers blooming and happiness comes to the small courtyard in all seasons. Chang'an Hengpi: Celebrating the Spring Festival

Hengpiao: Happy New Year

Smooth sailing, good luck every year, everything going well, step by step: lucky stars are shining

For a hundred years, the heaven and earth have regained their vitality and unified the mountains and rivers, and there is peace: the country is peaceful and the people are safe

The spring rain moistens all things and the red plum blossoms are embroidered. Mountain Hengbiao: Spring is full of joy

One clean sweep away from old habits, five lectures, four beauties and new trends Hengbiao: Bid farewell to the old and welcome the spring

Spring is everywhere in all lakes and seas, thousands of rivers and mountains are full of splendor Hengbiao: Everything is renewed

Smooth sailing and auspicious stars, everything will go well and blessings will come to your door: wealth will be abundant

Good luck will come from all directions throughout the year, and wealth from all directions will come to your home: everything will be prosperous at home

The green bamboo will be separated into three parts by the red scenery. The plum blossoms are reporting spring to thousands of families: Spring is back to the earth

The red plums are in bud, the winter snow is green and the willows are blooming to welcome the new year. Blue horizontal batch: Birds are singing and flowers are fragrant

Spring is full of joy and the world is full of joy and happiness is coming to the door. Joyous horizontal batch: Five blessings are everywhere