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The dry rice man hurried home for dinner as soon as he got off work.
If you insist on cooking, there is nothing you can't catch up with. Cook for oil!
I want to cook a delicious meal on this stinky and rotten day.
4. 80% of the pain in life comes from dry food, but I know that if there is no dry food, 100% of the pain comes from lack of money, so I choose dry food between dry food and lack of money.
5. Sleeping king after class, lightning wolf in the canteen, everyone is a dry rice man!
6. Live and die in vain, and struggle for life in vain.
7. Don't call me single dog, I'm a lightning wolf.
8. Today's meal is not hard, and tomorrow's state is unstable, giao!
9. After eating in the canteen, let others have nothing to do.
10. After all, nothing can't be solved by a delicious meal. If there is, then eat two meals in a row. What to eat in the morning? What to eat at noon? What to eat at night? What to drink in afternoon tea?
1 1. December goal: to be a successful chef! People who are willing to eat are willing to eat their souls and succeed.
12. dry rice people love to be sleepy, and they will be refreshed as soon as they arrive at the meal.
13. Those who don't eat have joined the women's group. I can only join the US Mission if I only cook rice.
14. The world is very big, and dry food is the biggest.
15. No matter whether you are white, black or lace, dry rice people only see shredded potatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor and shredded pork with green peppers!
16. It is difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but to cook 8 bowls of rice, all you have to do is say I invite you to dinner. Actually, I was very touched, but I didn't say anything about your cooking.
17. Migrant workers are also dry people, but only by eating well can they grow well.
18. dry rice man! Great appetite! Big mouth eats the world!
19. On the road of no return, human beings are never alone.
I like to go home for dinner as soon as I get off work.
A warm sentence that friends like to go home for dinner as soon as they get off work (I) 1. It is fashionable for fat people to feed thin people.
2. I am very hungry. I was very hungry when I was eating, and I ate all the dishes I didn't like with relish.
3. Every time I go home, my parents always greet me from afar, enthusiastically calling and coming to pick up the package on the table. Neighbors on the road also greeted them kindly, and their parents also had a brief conversation. After passing through "Damaoling", we arrived at "Candle Pool", which is a three-acre square pond with a natural spring in the middle for two water trucks to drive water. The spring water is clear and sweet, and it will not be exhausted all year round. Later, under the leadership of his father, the villagers drilled a well with flaky cement to supply the village with domestic water. Every year when the New Year bell rings, my father will carry the "water". It is said that it will bring good luck in a year to catch the "head carrying water".
I'll tell you some vegetables. I don't know if you like them. Stir-fried potatoes: shredded potatoes, soaked in clear water for five minutes, washed off the starch on the surface, and shredded peppers. Heat the oil in the pan, add shredded potatoes and peppers and stir-fry until fragrant. Add a little salt, vinegar, chicken essence and monosodium glutamate. Stir-fry and plate.
You come from my old country. Tell me what happened there! .
Are you tired of having an affair with so many people? If you are tired, should you go home?
7. Who can get drunk when eating and drinking late at night?
8. Tomorrow is the Lunar New Year and my mother's birthday. I have to go home for dinner. This year is another warm winter, and I haven't seen a snowflake yet. I hope there will be a snow, so that the impetuous world will calm down and find the winter appearance of my hometown in my memory. Go home for dinner. What sweet words. The name of a hotel downstairs is "Go home for dinner". The restaurant next to it seems a little deserted, but this one is thriving, perhaps because of this warm feeling.
9. I wish you, unload tired and painful memories; Happy moments always belong to you.
10. You fly freely in the sky, spicy wing root.
I admit, I want someone to give me a home! If nothing else, I just want to go home and have a hot meal. ...
12. Smart people manage health, smart people store health, ordinary people don't understand health, and careless people ignore health.
13. Independence can lead a comfortable life, and the basic fantasy of having a hot meal at home can only be realized by myself and my mother.
14. Eat in the middle of the night, two bags of noodles, four slices of ham, a can of coke, and quack.
15. Although I can't cook, I can order a good takeaway.
16. After work, after work, there is no better medicine. It can cure boredom, relieve depression, drive away all fatigue and eliminate all troubles. Another blessing, icing on the cake: I wish you a happy day after work!
17. Food is the most important thing for people, and it is an ordinary meal. The happiest thing in life is the smell of fireworks in the kitchen!
18. Friend, if you just get off work when you receive this message. Please scream, please scream: off work, off work! If I guess correctly, there must be onlookers around you saying: Are you not sick?
19. When you are tired, you want to eat a lot of delicious food that you dare not eat at ordinary times. Delicious food is really healing. Be sure to eat delicious food when you go home tomorrow!
20. Sleeping at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is meat, and the glacier is you.
A warm word from a circle of friends who like to go home for dinner as soon as they get off work (Part II) 2 1. Egrets fly freely in front of Mount Cisse, chubby mandarin fish swim happily in the river, and the peach blossoms floating in the water are so bright and full. An old man on the river bank wore a blue bamboo hat and green hemp fiber, braved the oblique wind and drizzle and fished leisurely. He was fascinated by the beautiful spring scenery and didn't even go home after the rain.
22. I have a stable job, and I can earn enough money to support my family. I have a hot meal when I get home from work, and I am satisfied that someone will help me open a bottle of wine.
23. Someone will pick it up on time after work and there will be a hot meal at home.
24. Peaceful, interesting and not too intense.
If you don't come back, that home will be your own world.
26. It was school that made me understand the temptation to go home.
27. Every day after work, you have hot meals. On weekends, someone goes crazy with you and indulges occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?
28. I will have hot meals when I go home. Happiness comes too suddenly. Hard work, my wife!
29. Go home for the New Year if you have money!
30. After being away from home for a long time, the happiest thing when I get home is to cook a home-cooked meal for my family.
3 1. Thinking about it, my mother and I went to the street, found a restaurant and chose a single room to sit down. I think my mother has been frugal all her life. I invited her to dinner today, and I must let her have a good luxury. I ordered several "specialties" of this restaurant at one go. Mother kept saying, "Enough, enough." The food was served quickly, and soon the table was full. Mother was dazzled and didn't dare to move chopsticks. I said, "Mom, eat quickly. It's tasteless when it's cold. " Mom said, "OK, OK, let's have dinner together." When I was eating, my mother said, "You eat first. I want to go out and ask for a plastic bag. There are so many dishes that I can't finish them. Let's take them back. " I think mother is very thoughtful.
As long as I eat fast enough, fat can't catch up with me.
Home-cooked meals are the happiest. May I look back on happiness after many years.
34. The happiest life is to eat home-cooked meals with relatives, have favorite vegetables and drink favorite radish sparerib soup.
35. Home-cooked meals are the most delicious, and eating with family members is the happiest.
36.would you like something to drink, traveler who comes home late?
37. The happiest meal in the world is not to enjoy luxurious dishes in high-end restaurants, but to have a home-cooked meal with your beloved.
38. As soon as I get off work, my eyes are shining, my three spirits are comfortable, my limbs are relaxed, my body is five feet, my six roots are clean, my eyes are exquisite, I am happy all around, and I am very comfortable. Have a nice day after work!
39. There are many things hidden in my heart. You are sour, and you are sweet.
40. I am so hungry at work. If I don't eat, I will lose weight. If I don't eat for two days, I will lose four pounds. If I go to eat after work, I can gain five pounds. I don't understand.
Yearning for dinner when I get home from work
Looking forward to coming home from work and just eating. A 1。 Eat what you like and live a lovely life.
I want to go home again. I feel at home. I feel wronged. At least I have a hot meal when I come home from work.
Time goes by, time goes by bit, and the Spring Festival is coming again. People are crowded in the narrow box office when they go home, staying up all night, writing anxiety on their faces, eating and sleeping, no matter how difficult it is, standing and leaning, they can have a dream of going home. Tickets are still small. However, this is people's worry. The increasing number of trains still can't shorten the journey home. The ever-increasing high-speed rail still can't bear the pain of people going home. The crowded green leather car still carries the dream of returning home year after year, recording the pain and pain year after year.
4. Life is mixed, and there is a canteen in the middle of the night; I would like to warm a pot of wine and wait for the people at night.
I am waiting for you to go home, and I will treat you well.
No matter how far you go, the city with your parents will always be home. Mid-Autumn Festival, with people you care about, even an ordinary meal is better than delicacies. Having you with me is the happiest time.
7. Forget it, don't be angry, at least have a hot meal when you get home from work.
8. Talking about eating late at night is not just a meal.
9. We should cherish our present life, cherish every day, cherish every moment of reunion with our families and do what we want to do now, not to mention there is still a long time to go.
10. Because of a love, there is a home; Nesting warms the memory of a generation; Because of changing rooms, I have fulfilled my lifelong dream; Because of you, you are drunk for three generations; Living in a pillow, sleeping in a cave and waiting for death, life and death are inseparable, with you, home and happiness. Light rain, light thoughts, light life. Healthy and relaxed; Living is easy; Life is not easy. Living in flowing clouds and flowing water, a hundred years of harmony. When we go out to support our families, we often feel homesick and we are eager to go home. The warmest thing in the world is the care of family.
1 1. Are you tired of having an affair with so many people? If you are tired, should you go home?
12. The happiest life is to have home-cooked meals with relatives, with favorite vegetables and radish sparerib soup.
13. After work, forget your troubles, put down your burden, close your eyes and enjoy the day. Hot meals are waiting for you, and warm wishes are waiting for you. Dear friend, love is at work, I wish you happiness!
14. The happiest thing is to have dinner with my family.
15. The happiness of going home with meals every year, the happiness of going home with meals every year, and the season of reunion.
16. It is a common practice to go home and express filial piety to parents. Good health is the happiest thing.
17. I am happiest when I wake up naturally every day. I had a home-cooked meal and played mahjong with my friends in the afternoon.
18. On the road of no return, human beings are never alone!
19. There are many things hidden in my heart. You are sour, and you are sweet.
20. Go home for tomorrow! Oh yeah! Buy a down jacket to go shopping! Drink milk tea! Eat delicious food! And mom.
I am eager to eat right after work. 2 1. Love has only two endings: either go home separately.
22. Go home to eat delicious food these two days. Do you want to control your weight next week, or do you swear not to lose weight and have a son who is not as tall as me? By the way, going to work will make people fat.
23. Someone will pick it up on time after work and there will be a hot meal at home.
All the expenses at home depend on your hard work every day. I really feel sorry for you, but I can't take your place, so you should take care of yourself.
Independence is the only way to live freely. The basic fantasy of having a hot meal at home can only be realized by myself and my mother.
26. People always have a hot meal as soon as they get home. Whenever we take our children home, we will be hungry only if we don't burn ourselves.
27. A bunch of flowers, two points sweet, three points expectation, four seasons peace, Five Blessingg Liushun, seven stars shining high, winds coming from all directions, waiting for you for a long time, time is up, come back from work. Wish happiness every second!
28. I'm so happy to have a hot meal when I get home from work!
29. Every day after work, you have hot meals. On weekends, someone goes crazy with you and indulges occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?
30. As soon as I get off work, my eyes are shining, my three spirits are comfortable, my limbs are relaxed, my body is five feet, my six roots are clean, my eyes are exquisite, I am happy all around, and I am very comfortable. Have a nice day after work!
The advantage of living with parents is that they can have a hot meal when they come home from work.
32. If I don't go home at the weekend, I will be upset, and then I will buy bad snacks. After eating them, my stomach hurts and it costs money. I might as well go home and have fun and eat delicious food.
Cooking and eating at home is the happiest. Seafood, all kinds of meat and vegetables, under the change of skilled female skills, are properly presented and enjoy lunch with family members, which is also pleasant.
34. I want to have a hot meal after work, but after I buy it, I think I have to wash vegetables and dishes by myself. Laziness made me give up cooking.
Take your time. Let's call it a day, have a happy dinner and have a sweet and happy day.
36. Prepare a table of dishes for the person you love with all your heart. The moment they stepped into the house, it was neither too hot nor too cold, just right.
I really want to marry a wife. When I go home every day, I have hot food, clean clothes and sleep with a woman. When can I get a good wife?
38. I really want to live a nine-to-five life every day and have a hot meal at home after work.
39. Haven't you come back yet? I'm just used to thinking at this time. When you can't see you, you will feel emotional. Can you come back early to accompany me?
40. The happiest moment in ordinary life is that besides the arrival of the bank card, we can sit together and have a potluck.
Thank your roommate for having food as soon as he gets off work.
I wanted to have a hot meal after work, but after I bought it, I thought I had to wash the dishes alone. Laziness made me give up cooking.
2. The highest level of eating food is eating at sight.
3. Happiness means that my mother read books all afternoon, my brother read books all afternoon, I also read books all afternoon, and my grandmother cooked an ordinary meal, which is the happiest moment.
4. After tasting camel meat, we came to the Erjiqing Barbecue Store again. These Xinjiang boys are really interesting! Wearing a Uyghur hat and a moustache, it's so cute! But what attracted me most was the giant mutton string. Roast mutton gave off an attractive smell and sucked all the bugs out of my stomach. I can't help sticking out my tongue and licking my mouth to swallow.
The consistency of that meal proves the long flow of water.
6. Eat in the middle of the night, two bags of noodles, four slices of ham, a can of coke, and quack.
All the expenses at home depend on your hard work every day. I really feel sorry for you, but I can't take your place, so you should take care of yourself.
8. Get up early in the morning, run outside during the day, retouch at night and watch the raiders in the early morning. No TV to watch, no games to play, no hot meals, no mobile phone brush.
9. Peaceful, interesting and not too intense.
10. Life is short. Don't make your stomach bitter
1 1. But when I go home, I go to play games.
12. anxious to return, a nest is better than no nest.
13. On the road of no return, human beings are never alone!
14. The holiday has been arranged, and we can go home in two months. China Duck, an ambitious person, just wants to go home and eat delicious food now.
15. It's going to rain, and the food should be ready. Life is short, have another bowl.
16. Remind my husband that I am off duty. I don't know if you miss me. Pay attention when you are alone outside. The quilt must have warmed your heart. Planting flowers must be intentional, and planting willows may not be a shade. Wish my husband happiness every day.
17. I really envy those people who go home three times a day and have a hot meal. I don't want to eat takeout
18. Stinky tofu is very hospitable. She is always filled with a strong fragrance in the surrounding air, which makes people look for it.
19. I have been away for a long time, and the happiest thing when I get home is to cook a home-cooked meal for my family.
When I went to my boyfriend's place, I forgot to go home.
Thank your roommates for having food as soon as they get off work (Part II) 2 1. Sweating at the dinner table is more comfortable than ever.
22. It turns out that the gentleness of life is to pause time and enjoy food with family.
23. I feel more and more that eating a hot meal after work is the happiest thing, and I want to go home.
24. Thinking about it, my mother and I went to the street, found a restaurant and chose a single room to sit down. I think my mother has been frugal all her life. I invited her to dinner today, and I must let her have a good luxury. I ordered several "specialties" of this restaurant at one go. Mother kept saying, "Enough, enough." The food was served quickly, and soon the table was full. Mother was dazzled and didn't dare to move chopsticks. I said, "Mom, eat quickly. It's tasteless when it's cold. " Mom said, "OK, OK, let's have dinner together." When I was eating, my mother said, "You eat first. I want to go out and ask for a plastic bag. There are so many dishes that I can't finish them. Let's take them back. " I think mother is very thoughtful.
25. The starting point is the ticket to go home, and the end point is the smile of relatives. Snow and snow are all along the way. Warmth is accompanied by fluttering hearts. Children all over the world go home well, caring about their hearts, and happy blessings come together. Happy smiles surround the house. Happy Spring Festival and a beautiful life come early. Have a nice trip! I wish you a happy home!
26. There are many things hidden in my heart. You are sour, and you are sweet.
27. Food sharing without copywriting is simple, rude and delicious.
28. I like small animals very much, such as fried chicken, roast duck and boiled fish.
29. After work, I will give you a bike: relaxation is the cushion, leisure is the foot-binding, happiness is the bell, and stretching is the handlebar. Happy bells ring, sit on the mat easily, stretch your bike and ride. I wish you a pleasant journey after work and a good mood all the way.
30. Every day after work, you have hot meals. On weekends, someone goes crazy with you and indulges occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?
3 1. I ate too many snacks recently and didn't eat well. I can eat delicious food when I go home tomorrow.
I have never hated anything in my life. I hate five things. One is that the shad is skinny, the other is that the kumquat is too sour, the third is that the water shield is cold, the fourth is that the begonia has no fragrance, and the fifth is that Ceng Zi can't write poetry.
33. I finally know that every day, all kinds of happy people are embarrassed and afraid of losing. Those who don't have to show off, send Weibo or use WeChat, and just do their daily work are the happiest.
It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.
35. Going home from work and having dinner with my husband is really the happiest moment of the day. I want to cook as soon as I get home, and I don't feel tired at all.
36. The good times are over. My parents have left, and there is no hot food at home. I have to start to stand on my own two feet.
37. Work is tiring enough. I have to eat after work. I am bored to death. Can you separate work from life? ?
38. Sometimes I really want to have a hot meal at home when I'm late from work.
39. I hope I can be normal for a while, not sad, sleepy or tired, eat on time, have time to read a class every day, work smoothly, save some money and lose weight.
40. Life is mixed, and there is a canteen in the middle of the night; I would like to warm a pot of wine and wait for the people at night.
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