April fool's day greeting slogan

1. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you were infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Now bacteria wear neat uniforms, line up neatly, and walk through your body with vigorous steps. ...

2. To commemorate the anniversary of Yu Gong's moving mountains, the theme of April Fool's Day is determined as: learn from Comrade Yu Gong. Forwarding and receiving this topic can improve the fool index and award the title of modern fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. As the saying goes, it's not stupid. On this great day of April Fool's Day, I wish you: The only fool in the world is a Chinese Odyssey. If you meet a silly princess, the whole world will be silly!

There are many jokes on April Fool's Day. There are acid and vinegar in honey and pineapple in coffee. There are cockroaches on the desk and fake snakes in the cupboard; each

You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with them. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

6. I really miss you. I'll call you. Your smile, your shame, your kindness ... last year today, you brought us laughter. Today is April Fool's Day, I won't fool you, I'll just watch. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I said in my short message that there is no silver in the land for 320 days under the sun, and the water situation is simple. You can smile! Rack one's brains like this just to wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

8. It is a very happy thing to miss you; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

9. You go! Find someone worthy of your love … I don't know you well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really can't believe you left with someone else for a bone.

10. Weather forecast for this city: The temperature will drop tonight, and the southwest wind will be five to six, which will bring money. The meteorological department reminds the public to keep warm when traveling at night and beware of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. I heard that today is your festival, and I came to send my best wishes to you. I also heard that people always play with you. I am a good person. I sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

12. Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

13. Your zodiac sign: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig.

14. Dear users, according to reliable information from the Meteorological Observatory, if you shake a big tree hard tonight, a lot of dollars and hundred-dollar bills will be thrown at you. New and old customers who want to get rich should seize the time and don't miss the opportunity!

15. Use happiness as a fishing rod, use happiness as bait for a fool, just wait for your fool to take the bait, and then smash you with a wishful stick.

16. tips for self-test of vital capacity: bend your head and inhale after farting, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

17. The wolf came and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: the big pig blocked the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

18. Forward this message twice and you will get lucky; Forward it, you will go to the official; Forward it, and you will have good luck; Forward it, and it cost yuan!

19. I have your company when I am lonely, and your peace of mind when I am bored. I can sleep at night and be happy every day with you. Wang Cai, after all these years, I will give you a piece of meat and a bone. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Suddenly meet you! I control my heartbeat, hold my breath and walk slowly towards you. . . Finally, I said, can you let me go with you? My dear pig!

2 1. Twilight is like wine, autumn wind blows willow gently, and chrysanthemums have been defeated for a long time. Where have you been? It's cold for a long time. Did you add clothes? The city won't let the dog owner hit you. You can call me safely to avoid my constant concern!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

23. Give a little compliment and you will be beautiful. If you give a little praise, you will not find a satisfactory north. If you are called stupid by your friends on April Fool's Day, you will laugh stupidly: What a wonderful world! Happy April Fool's Day!

24. Your holiday, my friend, sends you a blessing and a wish for a day: get rich immediately, and good luck will follow; Business is smooth and profitable; Promotion and salary increase, happy every day! Happy April Fool's Day!

I feel dizzy when I see you, because you have two brains, three eyes and four mouths. I wanted to fool you on April Fool's Day, but you have two brains, three eyes and four mouths. I have no choice but to wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

26. Has anyone ever told you that your looks are unique? Thick eyebrows like Zhu Shimao, high nose like Jiancang, and the corners of his mouth are even more curled than those of a star boy. Fool you, fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!

27. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly ... I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you.

28. Seeing that your festival is coming, I have nothing to send you. I'll teach you a skill of eating, which is originally passed from person to person.

29. You go! Find someone worthy of your love … I don't know you well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really can't believe you left with someone else for a bone.

30. Don't worry about April Fool's Day, be careful, be satisfied, be careful, be satisfied, be sincere and be happy!

3 1. Recently, I was informed by my superiors that April Fool's Day is also a festival: one minute for the able, ten minutes for the wise and half an hour for the wise.

32. Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying beside your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

33. Teacher: "Make sentences with a Yushu tree in the breeze." Student: "A well-proportioned person just sent a short message." Teacher:

34. April Fool's Day is coming, cheat gold, cheat silver, cheat banknotes, report to the prison sooner or later, and don't commit crimes; Cheat love and hug, the sweetness is not authentic, don't go against your heart; Deceiving the puppy Doby bird, everyone sees it, don't be silly; Deceiving retarded Doby, idiot, you

35. April Fool's Day gives you three fish: the small goldfish gives you a strong source of income, the tropical fish gives you a little happiness, and the red carp gives you endless luck. I wish "stupid" Yue Longmen, and there will be "stupid" every year!

36. April Fool's Day, I wish you to live like a fool, with strong ability. Every month, you have a lot of stupidity, and you don't lose your stupidity. You have endless stupidity in your diet, and you can laugh after dinner!

37. April Fool's Day wishes you shortsightedness, stubbornness, Tigerheart cunning, complex snakes, hypocrisy of horses, carelessness of sheep, impatience of monkeys, delicacy of smart dogs of chickens and. ...

38. You have far more than one, and you will have much less. It's up to you to know what's good and not what's good. My heart is kind, but I didn't make a mistake. If you finish reading it, you are really a stupid brain. I have to comfort you and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

39. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck.

40. Do you know why men like to do push-ups and women like to do sit-ups? I can't guess, stupid. I just want a baby! Happy April Fool's Day!

4 1. Here you are. You walked into the boudoir of your future daughter-in-law, and you sat on the bed happily. At that moment, tragedy happened and the bed collapsed! How do you explain your parents-in-law coming back? You wet your pants with fear. Later, everyone forgave you because it was March. Happy April Fool's Day!

42. Sometimes I envy you. I eat with my eyes open and sleep with my eyes closed, without worry and fatigue. The most important thing is that you are great and willing to save people's hungry spleen and stomach with your life! I salute you, Brother Pig! Happy April Fool's Day!

43. There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you are used to stew vermicelli.

44. This month, you should be very proud; Every day of the year, there are festivals that belong to you. It is never illegal to send blessings on holidays. It is necessary to send blessings today. I give you my heart: Happy April Fool's Day!

45. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone for Spring Green, Dark Stone for Chun Zhu.