Classic dialogue of Springfield Huahua Alumni Association?

Young Washington walked through the kitchen one day, and a man tickled his fingers and cut off a chicken. But young Washington accepted bravely, so he said to his mother, "Mom, let me cut your chicken." . Young Washington's mother was not angry, but she sighed and said ... that's just the preserved duck you cut]

Later, Washington grew up and cut a sweet potato, which was later found to be a big potato.

My wish is to be an engineer. I do many projects every day. After work, I went to the supermarket and bought a bottle of Coca-Cola, Ipoh salted eggs and a pack of ham. Because ~ the price has been reduced-

My wish is to be a fire chief. Every day, I will put out many fires. After work, I had a set meal with my team members Xiaoming, Xiaocao and Sister Furong. There are shrimp, fish and wax gourd cups instead of soup. But the asking price is thirty yuan

My wish is to be a headmaster. Every day, after the students' tuition, they will eat hot pot, spicy hot pot today, pickled fish hot pot tomorrow and pork bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. Teacher Chen praised me straight: [McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life].

Principal: Dear students, it's almost 50 years since the school was founded, but it's almost 50 years. Soon, the school will be established for more than 50 years. In the past 50 years, it has cultivated many pillars for society, and soon it will cultivate more pillars for society. Some people may ask, Mr. President, in these 50 years, you have cultivated many talents for the society. Here, I can tell you clearly that in another 50 years, our school will be established. Will our school have such an opportunity to celebrate its 50th anniversary? Cultivating more pillars for our society depends on whether our school can collect all the students' tuition fees this month. Thank you.

Classmate: Principal, how can we celebrate the 50th anniversary?

Principal: I will invite all my friends to the rooftop of our school … to eat … fire … pot …!

Mcdull: Maya, do you need to wear pants to play those pillars of society ...

A may: Of course, which pillar of society doesn't wear pants?

Mcdull: Huh? Shit, I only have one pair of swimming trunks.

May: Then be a lifeguard. Lifeguards are also the pillars of society.

McDull: Really? But I'm afraid of death. May, if those pillars of society sometimes want to "stink", will they take off their pants?

May: Of course.

Mcdull: Oh ~ That's good. I can play a pillar of society who wants to stink.

May: You were told to play the role of a pillar of society. Why should it "stink"?

Mcdull: Let me ask, if the pillars of society really stink, are they still pillars of society?

May: Sort of.

Mcdull: That's more like it. If that pillar of society eats too much, burps and farts … is he still a pillar of society?

May: I think so.

Mcdull: If that pillar of society has aphtha, acne, overeating and beriberi, is it still a pillar of society?

May: Where did you get so many questions?

Mcdull: Oh ~ I'm afraid I won't be a pillar of society when I grow up.

May: What are you afraid of? If you study hard, you can become a pillar of talent.

Mcdull: study hard? Don't you want to stink? ...