Are there any funny jokes?

One afternoon, it rained heavily. Kyle and the handsome guy are on their way. As a result, three or four fire engines passed by. Kyle asked, "it's raining so hard, how can it catch fire?" What is the fire truck doing outside? " Shuai Shuai replied, "Silly! You don't understand ... it went out to drink water! " Power cut, typhoon power cut at night ... Kyle: Power cut and water cut, so boring! Handsome: Yes! Kyle: Are there no games on the computer? Handsome: Yes! Kyle: Let's play video games. Handsome: The power is out! Kyle: Let's light candles! Not too dark! Handsome ... the interaction between the principal and the students Mark jumped over the wall and was caught by the principal. The headmaster asked, "Why don't you go to the school gate?" Answer: "Mi Bang Wei, don't take the usual road." The headmaster asked again, "How can such a high wall be turned out?" He pointed to his trousers and said, "Li Ning, anything is possible." The headmaster asked again, "What's it like to climb over the wall?" He pointed to his shoes and said, "Xtep, it feels like flying." The next day he entered the school from the main entrance. The headmaster asked, "Why don't you climb over the wall?" He said, "Anta, I choose and I like it." On the third day, he dressed as a gangster. The headmaster said, "You can't wear gangster clothes!" " He said, "You are what you wear, Mason costume." On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school. The headmaster said, "You can't wear a vest to school." He said, "Dude, it's good to be simple, Attenborough Clothing." Say, "I want to remember you." He said, "Why?" The headmaster said, "M-Zone, I am the owner of my site." A collection of jokes about soldiers who were convulsed with laughter. Gao Lianchang asked the soldiers to keep a training diary every day and hand it in for review when necessary. The diary of the vice monitor of Class 5 reads: "Get up, brush your teeth, wash your face, have breakfast, train, have lunch, train, eat, brush your teeth, wash your face and sleep on X day." After the diary was reviewed and returned, the vice captain of Class 5 found that Gao Lianchang only wrote a comment: Don't you go to the toilet all day? One day, Shi He, the vice monitor of Class Five, went shopping together. When they came to a shop, the owner of the shop asked the monitor, "What do you want?" Monitor Shi said, "A bag of peanuts." The boss moved the ladder, climbed to the top of the shelf, took a bag of peanuts, and walked down and handed it to her. The boss asked the class five assistant again, "What do you want?" The assistant of Class Five also said that he wanted a bag of peanuts, so the boss complained why he didn't say so earlier, but he still came to the ladder and climbed to the top of the shelf. The boss stood on the ladder and took a bag of peanuts. He quickly asked Xu Sanduo, "Is that a bag of peanuts?" Xu Sanduo said, "No", so the boss took a bag of peanuts and came down ... The boss gave them to Class Five. He put away the ladder and asked Xu Sanduo, "What do you want?" Xu Sanduo said, "Two bags of peanuts." ..... 3. Class vice brought him green corn from the countryside to invite Gao Lianchang. Before training the next day, the vice captain of Class Five went to see Company Commander Gao. It happened that he was eating cooked corn. When he saw the vice captain of Class 5, he said politely, "You work hard every day, which costs you money." The vice monitor of Class Five said, "Nothing. In rural areas, these corn are all for pigs. " . 4. Monitor Shi: Congratulations, Xiao Wu! You finally made up with your girlfriend. Yesterday, I saw you chopping wood harmoniously. Oh, old friend, that's us dividing the furniture. One day, Lao Qi was in charge of fighting and caught a deserter, so he flew into a rage and wrote a note, intending to kill him after the announcement in the town. Who knows that the word "death" can't be written, so he decided to use a soldier stick instead, but the word "stick" can't be written. Finally, he said to the deserter, go ahead, it's cheaper for you today! "6. All soldiers:" Thirst ... Thirst ... "Old Seven:" Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember there is a Merlin nearby, not far from here. "Soldier:" Oh-there are plums to eat-Oh-"Half an hour later-561:"Boss! The expedition found a lot of water! " Old Seven: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink! "Soldiers; Don't go ... You must find Plum ... "7. The company commander went fishing by the river. First, he wore a leaf ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, and he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ No choice but to change earthworms ~ No fish took the bait for a long time ~ ~ He was angry ~ He took out 100rmb and fell into the water and cursed, "* _% #% What do you want to eat! Buy it yourself! ! ! ! "8." I can't see clearly. " Jiang Mumu said to the teaching assistant of Class Five. "Please come with me," the teaching assistant asked, taking Jiang Mumu outside and pointing to the sun in the sky with his right hand. "What do you think that is?" "the sun." Jiang Mumu replied. "Then how far do you want to see! 9. Say to monitor Shi: "There are such boring people in the world ..." Monitor Shi said, "Why do you say that? Xu Sanduo: "A man started fishing at eight o'clock in the morning and didn't catch a fish until four o'clock in the afternoon. Are you bored? "Monitor Shi:" It's really boring, but how do you know? Xu Sanduo: "Because I saw him leave from the beginning." "