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Welcome the Universiade, be polite and accompany our bank to hand-write the newspaper.

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Famous saying: 1 Good manners are made up of small sacrifices. Emerson

If you don't learn manners, you can't stand it. -Confucius

The reason why mortals are more expensive than animals is courtesy. -"The Spring and Autumn Annals of Yan Zi"

The most appetizing thing at the banquet is the host's manners. -Shakespeare

Rudeness is the illegitimate child of ignorance. Butler

6. Interest is a strategy that smart people come up with to keep a distance from fools. Emerson

7, people can't live like animals, should pursue knowledge and virtue. -Dante

8, don't do it with evil, don't do it with good. Only virtue and virtue can serve others. -Liu Bei

9. Don't disrespect the position, but don't disrespect the virtue; Not ashamed of Lu's disagreement, but ashamed of his lack of wisdom. -Zhang Heng

10, Tufu can be a city wall, with a thick accumulation of virtue. -Li Bai

1 1, do a good deed and have peace of mind; If you do a bad thing, you will feel ashamed. -Han Guangshen

12, immersed in the mud without being eroded by bourgeois sugar-coated shells, is the most valuable revolutionary quality. Zhou Enlai

13, the saddest thing for a person is the death of conscience. —— Guo Moruo

14, be enthusiastic about doing things according to morality, and don't talk about morality. -democritus

15, reason is higher than brain, and thought is more reliable than emotion. Gorky

16, people should be open-minded, morally innocent and physically clean. -Chekhov

17, conscience is determined by people's knowledge and all lifestyles. Marx

18, I firmly believe that only moral citizens can pay an acceptable military salute to their motherland. -Rousseau

19. Consciousness is the mother of progress and inferiority is the source of degeneration, so consciousness is indispensable and inferiority is indispensable. -Zou Taofen

20, shame is almost brave. Confucius

School etiquette:

As a special place for teaching and educating people, etiquette education is an important part of moral education and aesthetic education.

(A) student etiquette

Students are the main body of school work, so the common sense of etiquette that students should have is an important part of school etiquette education. Students should observe certain etiquette in class, in activities and in the process of getting along with teachers and classmates.

1, classroom etiquette: observing classroom discipline is the most basic courtesy of students.

(1) Class: When the bell rings, students should sit in the classroom and wait for the teacher to attend class. When the teacher announces the class, the whole class should stand up quickly, say hello to the teacher, and then sit down after the teacher replies. Students should arrive at school on time. If they have to enter the classroom after class due to special circumstances, they should get the teacher's permission before entering the classroom.

(2) Listening: Listen to the teacher carefully in class, concentrate on independent thinking, and take notes on important contents. When the teacher asks questions, you should raise your hand first, and then when the teacher calls your name, you can stand up and answer. When you speak, you should stand at attention, have a natural and graceful attitude, have a clear and loud voice, and use Mandarin.

(3) Class dismissed: The bell rings. If the teacher has not announced the class dismissed, students should listen to the class with peace of mind, don't be busy sorting out books, and don't be busy making the table ping-pong. This is disrespectful to the teacher. After class, all students still need to stand up and say goodbye to the teacher. Students can't leave until the teacher leaves the classroom.

2, clothing instrument: the basic requirements for wearing are: fit; Timely; Neat; Generous; Pay attention to the occasion.

3. Respect teachers' etiquette: Students should take the initiative to salute and say hello to teachers when they go in and out or go up and down stairs to meet them on campus. When students enter the teacher's office, they should knock at the door first and get the teacher's permission before entering. In the place where the teacher works and lives, you can't just go through the teacher's things. Students should not point and comment on teachers' appearance and clothes, but should respect teachers' habits and personality.

4. Etiquette between classmates: The deep friendship between classmates is the power of unity and friendship in life. Paying attention to the politeness between classmates is the basic requirement for you to have a good relationship with your classmates. Students can call each other by their first names, but they can't use impolite names such as "hello" and "hey". When you ask your classmates for something, you should use polite expressions such as "please", "thank you" and "trouble you". When borrowing school and daily necessities, you should ask for permission before using them, and return them in time after use. Thank you. We should not ridicule, sneer or discriminate against students' misfortunes, occasional failures and temporary backwardness in learning, but should give enthusiastic help. You can't judge your classmates' appearance, posture and clothes, let alone give them insulting nicknames. Never laugh at your classmates' physical defects. On these issues concerning self-esteem, we must be cautious and respectful. Don't talk about the taboo topics of classmates, and don't talk about classmates casually.

5. Assembly etiquette: Assemblies are often held in schools. Generally held in the playground or auditorium, due to the large number of participants and formal occasions, special attention should be paid to the etiquette in the assembly. Flag-raising ceremony: the national flag is a symbol of a country, and raising and lowering the national flag is a way to educate young people in patriotism. Whether in primary or secondary schools or universities, the flag-raising ceremony should be held regularly. When raising the national flag, all students should line up neatly, face the national flag and be in awe. When raising the national flag and playing the national anthem, stand at attention, take off your hat and stand at attention until the national flag is raised. Flag-raising is a serious and solemn activity, so we must keep quiet and avoid free activities, laughing or looking around. Look solemn. When the five-star red flag Ran Ran rises, all the people present should look up.

6. Etiquette in public places on campus: We should consciously keep the campus clean and tidy, and do not throw scraps of paper, peels, spitting or littering in classrooms, corridors and playgrounds. Don't scribble, scribble, scratch or carve on blackboards, walls, tables and chairs. Take good care of school property, flowers and trees, and save water and electricity. Consciously store your bike in the designated carport or place, don't leave it lying around, and don't get stuck in traffic on campus. When eating in the canteen, you should queue up for courtesy, don't crowd, cherish the food and don't throw away the leftovers.

Short stories:

A colonel checked a recruit's instrument and suddenly found a button on a recruit's coat unbuttoned, so he said sternly, "What should I do if the button is unbuttoned?" "At this point, the recruits trembling on the colonel's button. An old man went to the hospital by bus because of otitis media. On the way, a young man next to the old man smelled a strange smell and scolded, "Why is your old man's ear so smelly?" The old man said, "because he listened to dirty words." "

On one occasion, Comrade Lenin went downstairs, and in the narrow corridor of the stairs, he met a female worker carrying a basin of water upstairs. As soon as the women workers see Lenin, they will step back and make way. Lenin stopped her and said, "Don't do this. You're halfway done, and I'm empty-handed. Please go first! " He said the word "please" loudly and kindly. Then he leaned against the wall and let the woman go upstairs, and then he went downstairs.

Kong Rong gave up the biggest pear.

Kong Rong (153—208), a native of Lu (now Qufu, Shandong), was a famous writer in the late Eastern Han Dynasty and one of the seven sons of Jian 'an. His literary creation was highly praised by Wei Wendi Cao Pi. According to historical records, Kong Rong was not only very clever when he was young, but also a typical example of paying attention to brotherhood, mutual help and friendship.

When Kong Rong was four years old, he often ate pears with his brother. Every time, Kong Rong always takes the smallest pear. Once, my father saw it and asked, "Why do you always take the small one instead of the big one?" Kong Rong said, "I am the younger brother, and I am the youngest. I should eat the small one and let the big one be eaten by my brother! "

At an early age, Kong Rong learned the truth of mutual courtesy, mutual help, unity and friendship between brothers and sisters, which surprised the whole family. Since then, Kong Rong has spread the story of pears for thousands of years, becoming a model of unity and friendship.

Standing outside the door on a snowy day, waiting for Cheng Yi (Cheng Yi) to wake up and teach-respect the teacher and emphasize the road.

Cheng Hao and Cheng Yi were both very learned people in the Song Dynasty. Jinshi Shi Yang, in order to enrich his knowledge, resolutely gave up his high position and wealth, and went to Yingchang, Henan Province to worship Cheng Hao as a teacher, asking for advice modestly. Later, when Cheng Hao died, he was in his forties, but he was determined to study hard and go to Luoyang to learn from Cheng Hao's younger brother Cheng Yi.

So, he and his friend You Zuo went to Cheng's home to visit Cheng Yi, but they met Mr. Cheng who closed his eyes and took a nap. At this time, it began to snow outside. Eager to be a teacher, the two men stood aside respectfully and said nothing. After waiting for a long time, Cheng Yi slowly opened his eyes and saw You Zuo standing in front of him. He was startled and said, "Ah, ah! Are they still there? " At this time, the snow outside has accumulated more than a foot thick, and He Youzuo doesn't look tired and impatient.

These are all my own information. Oh! I just finished writing it. But I'm a pupil, and I don't know if you can use it.