People say they haven't drunk Lafite. How can I reply to him humorously?

Answer him with the following humorous answer:

1, "If you haven't drunk Lafite, come to my house, I'll buy you a drink and teach you the correct way to pick your nose."

2. "If you haven't drunk Lafite, please don't worry. I didn't drink either. We can drink other wines happily together and pick our noses. How nice. "

3. "It is easy to solve the problem of not drinking Lafite. I can recommend some better wines to you, such as ... mineral water [picking your nose]. "

4. "If you haven't drunk Lafite, come to me. I can take you to the best bar. We can drink all its wine together and pick our noses together. How delightful. "