Contradictory slogans upstairs

It's a mess to throw things upstairs to the first floor (we live on the first floor). We want to send stickers to the residents upstairs, telling them not to litter and what to write.

Notice: 1) My brother-in-law is in the police dog training base of the Public Security Department, and will regularly conduct basic training in this corridor. The specific way is to absorb the odor characteristics of objects thrown downstairs first, and then search upstairs layer by layer to find matching households; First, confirm the door of the household, and then confirm the human body odor characteristics of the household. Aggressive big dogs are a threat to human beings. For the safety of your life, please keep calm and refrain from unnecessary actions and language during the verification process to ensure your life safety. Several days a week, the police dog will wait for you at your door, and you can respond politely.

2) The major of physical evidence identification in Public Security University is about to carry out DNA biometrics here. The samples are food, hair, cigarette butts and toothpicks thrown upstairs; Because biological DNA features are more advanced private information than fingerprints, addresses, home phone numbers and customer information necessary for survival, it can predict your future diseases, cancers, personality and other fatal defects. Please go upstairs and claim it before publication, and please bear the inspection fee in full. 3) Your fingerprints will also be made public, and others can imitate your living fingerprints on fingerprint identification equipment. If you have any comments, please come as soon as possible and put forward your application and requirements. 4) Install microwave, infrared and ultrasonic comprehensive positioning test instruments every three floors to locate, photograph and record the moving objects in space in real time, and eliminate and burn the moving debris in space by using high-pressure jet, controlled explosion and laser beam. For your safety, please take the initiative to avoid the laser beam to avoid accidents. 5) For the garbage thrown upstairs, the property fee shall be deducted from all upstairs residents on a regular basis according to the pollution degree and their respective weights.

Buy military smoke bombs and flares, police tear gas bombs, blasting bombs and flashlights, patriotic health departments buy smoked cigarettes and incendiary drugs to kill mosquitoes, disaster prevention and mitigation departments buy artificial rain bombs, and fireworks enterprises buy firecrackers and fireworks that explode when they are launched, while you are downstairs, shooting at them and smoking them.

Please ask the meteorological department to launch sounding rockets and ask the ground-to-air missile battalion to practice shooting.

Often use a high-pressure water gun to clean the external wall upstairs, and spray colored ink on the clothes drying on it.

Then illuminate it with lasers and spotlights!

Smell the garbage under the building with police dogs, sniffer dogs or well-trained domestic dogs, which is the source of garbage.

Go underground and smell every door, that is, smell, smell, smell,

Immediately have the conclusion of odor identification, matching, testing, comparison and identification.

This is the right way,

Then let the dog bark at the door,

Tell him to call the police! ! ! ! !