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What are the interesting places of disgusting tail stickers?

1. Don't follow me, I'm lost, too.

2. Don't kiss me, I'm afraid of "repairing"

3. Novice driver, good at braking suddenly.

4. Move the obstacle, please go around.

5. I'm slow and the displacement is small, so you should fly there quickly.

6. The more you rush, the slower you will be.

7. Only you silently support me behind my back.

8. Novices and old cars are not very clever.

9. Which of the three soles is the brake?

10. No money for overhaul, welcome to rear-end collision.

1 1. Remove from driving school and become a self-taught!

12. Don't kiss me outside the car. Kissing is forbidden in the car.

13. Novice turtle speed, you go first

14. Newcomers are old and have bad eyes; I can't stop shaking from side to side.

15. Vehicles with frequent accidents, please make a detour.

16. It's up to you to buy a license plate and rent a car.

17. Just noodles, practice.

18. Stay away from me and don't let me deform.

19. 10 years driving experience, safe driving100km.

20. If an ugly woman drives, please keep your distance.

2 1. Stop chasing, I'm married.

22. You let me let you, the road is wider.

23. Behind the nuclear bomb, keep your distance.

24. Not a bumper car

25. Age 60, driving experience 60 days.

26. Attention, there is a traffic policeman ahead.

27. I was very happy to receive the certificate yesterday.

28. Older novices, overhaul and running-in

29. Super big bread, freshly baked

30. On the first day of driving test, I was a step behind because of my face.

3 1. I just graduated from the road killer training class recently.

32. Distance produces beauty

33. Just bought this book!

34. Rented car, bought license plate, no insurance, people are cruel.

35. Super melon is on the scene.

36. The old car is new. Get away from me!

37. Although the car is old, people are new.

38. You are the host.

39. Don't climb, be careful!

40. Alto Car: Don't bully me, my brother is Audi.

4 1. The more a novice's hand is wet, the more he urges his face.

42. Don't bully me, I have practiced the golden bell jar!

When you see this line, your car is too close to me.

44. If you can't drive blindly, squeeze me and hurry with you!

45. What are you doing to me? Be careful, I put it upside down.

46. Beginners on the road, please take care.

47. Taxi: Overhaul, welcome to overtake!

48. The farthest you are my recent love.

49. The new car is on the road, with a killer inside.

50. "Think of me as a red light."

5 1. Ten hits, nine wins and one draw.

52. The brake and the throttle are not clear, and everything is normal!

53. Don't look at me, look at the road! !

54. You are in a hurry, you go first.

55. I am the meat and the car is the mill. Everyone calls us "meat buns". Delicious! Don't taste it!

56. After driving for two years, I touched the car for the first time! It's up to you.

57. Dare to surpass me!

58. Too slow? You go to be an astronaut!

59. The basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank, except for fire control.

60. Who can tell me where the brakes are? Urgent!

6 1. The last steam locomotive that can run on the road in China.

62. People are closer and cars are farther away.

Protecting novices is everyone's responsibility.