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Isn't the slogan about slimming good?

1, if you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May.

The hamburger I ate today, when I was 50 years old, was hidden in your fatty liver and gently retaliated against you.

3. On the176th day after the breakup, he lost weight and showed off his vest. What about you?

The heroine in the movie is too thin.

Out of 10,000 people, only one is an oversized girl.

6. Fat meat is like a shield, which can block Cupid's arrow.

7. Clothes that can wear size S are S-shaped. Are you a big S or a small S?

8. In the emotional world, the heavier the person, the worse the fall.

9. In the days after lovelorn, weight is directly proportional to weightlessness.

10, long hair, long knowledge, heavy position, heavy weight.

1 1. You can have your cake and your boyfriend.

12, the most beautiful clothes are the figure, and the best plastic surgery is to lose weight.

13, it takes 3 minutes to look at your brand-name watch, but only 3 seconds to look at the fat on your belly.

14, if you don't lose weight in winter, you will be sad in spring!

15, without a flat belly, there is no flat life.

16. Every time I weigh myself, I want to shave my eyebrows.

17, the fat man only has a belly and no future.