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Hotel opening banner greeting

1, wide allies, sincere and smooth! 1900, Eight-Nation Alliance captured Beijing, the capital of the Great Qing Dynasty. Empress Dowager Cixi led a group of people to flee to the west in a hurry, and at the same time ordered Li Hongzhang to negotiate peace with the great powers!

2. oh! Alas! Rotten wood comes once in a thousand years, and the roots and branches are carved and elegant!

In the coming year, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, and you will enjoy wonderful art in front of the hall!

4, kill your people, burn your palace, and get all the blessings!

5, wave friends from all directions, make a wide knot in Dachuan Fengxiang!

6. I should thank the foreigner who took this historical scene as a photo!

7. The honest official with a fan on the left side of the photo is as leisurely as a spectator before an entertainment feast!

8. Attachment: In the photo, the representative of Eight-Nation Alliance holds the "Zhu Xiaohua Seal" for display. Obviously, this is a pose for the photographer who left this photo! What do big countries think when they understand the meaning of greetings on banners through translation?

9. The story of "A Letter to Xiao Hua" is Zhuangzi Heaven and Earth: "Yao Guan is indifferent to China, and China people say,' Hey, sage. Please wish the saints a long life. Yao said, "Say goodbye." Make saints rich. Yao said,' Say goodbye. Make saints more like men. Yao said, "Say goodbye." Feng Ren said: "Longevity and wealth are like many men. People want what they want, but women don't want to have it alone. "What's the matter?" Yao said, "Too many people make you afraid, too much money makes you suffer, and too long a life is humiliating. It is because these three things are wrong, so it is also for moral good, so I quit. " "。

10, which can reflect the goodness in human nature and the evil in human nature; .