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What languages are there on the Internet?
Even = me
Don't understand doesn't mean don't understand. It's called-vertigo.
Discontent is not discontent, it is-damn it.
A meeting is not a meeting, it's a party.
Rich people are not called rich people, but-VIP.
Giving advice is not giving advice, it's called-patting bricks.
Support does not support, yes-top.
Strong support is not strong support, it is called-crazy top.
Cheating is not cheating, it's an affair.
Chasing girls is not chasing girls, it is-picking up girls.
Eating is not eating, but-pinching.
Envy is not envy, but-drooling.
Having fun is not fun, it's fun.
Dancing is not dancing, it's-dancing.
Things are not called things, but called-Dongdong.
People invite you to dinner, not to invite you to dinner, but to have dinner.
Excitement is not excitement, but-high.
Very excited, not very excited, but-to high.
Ability is not called ability, it is called-material.
Bad luck is not bad luck, but failure.
Single women are not called single women, but petty bourgeoisie.
A single man is not called a single man, but a bachelor.
Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, but-Xiao Qiang.
Being bitten by countless mosquitoes is not called being bitten by countless mosquitoes, it is called-new mosquitoes even bang.
Good-looking is not good-looking, but-striking!
Ugly girls on the Internet are not ugly girls-they are dinosaurs.
The ugly man on the Internet is not an ugly man-he is a frog.
Experts on the Internet are not experts-they are prawns.
Online low hand is not low hand-it's called rookie.
Reading posts is not called reading posts-it's called reading.
I don't call me: I call me.
Not bad, not bad, but eight mistakes.
Dead or not, it's 74.
Your name is kiss 77 1 and hug 88 1.
I'm so angry -7456
Do you like it? Do you like it? This is called porridge.
I wish you happiness. I didn't mean to wish you happiness ... I called you happy pig.
Don't scream, just call 94.
Yeah, that's not called. Yes, it is called 42.
No, no, no-call the watch.
Me: me.
Kick your ass: kick your PP
FT: It's short for faint and faint.
Unity: synonymous with painting walls and sweeping buildings. That is, the whole page is your reply, an act of condemnation.
XXXX said: a verb is postpositioned, such as eating.
XXXXing:XXXX is improving, it is XXXX. For example, surfing the Internet.
PP: Photos, but if you mean playing PP, it's kicking your ass.
Kick your ass: spank your ass
BT: pervert. Compared with other segments of floating clouds, Shuiban is the place where BT haunts and beats him or her.
SL: Sex maniac. The characteristic of floating clouds is that there are more wolves than mm.
Girlfriend, girlfriend
Boyfriend, boyfriend
Kao, damn it, Kao: swear, use it carefully.
MD: Swear, be very careful!
TMD: Swear, be very careful!
TNND: swear, be especially careful!
JJWW: What you say means the way people talk.
SJB: neuropathy
PMP: kiss up
MPJ: apple polisher
Kick: flat kick
Slap: to hit in the face
KH: Sunflower is a master of practicing sunflower series. A master Yun Yun practiced in this field, and everyone called him by his first name.
KHBD: Sunflower Series
PXJF: Swordsmanship to ward off evil spirits originated from swordsmanship dedicated to KHBD and KH.
Sp: support
Wade: modal particles, dedicated to KH
Whoo-hoo, pig: sleeping.
Porridge: I like it.
Jam: I'm flattered
BXCM: ice snow cleverness
LOL: Laugh out loud, laugh.
KFC: KXXX & FXXX & CXX, if you have a grudge against someone, KFC will treat him.
PK: PlayerKill, hacker, attack, can also be interpreted as K pre-approval.
BTW: Right, right.
PS: Two meanings, btw or photoshop (a computer retouching software).
Cu: Bye, bye.
BB: Baby, lover, child, bye-bye, depending on the specific use.
Although the summons bow is super strong.
Sauce purple: like this
Fanfan: Eat.
Works: photos
Bambusa, Bambusa: The moderator, the administrator of the forum, compares the water board to a small shop and is the owner himself.
Bucket, water ghost, narcissus, water king, jellyfish: refers to a water-filled madman, a woman made of jellyfish.
Sailor: the sentient beings in the version
Divers: those guys who like to watch others irrigate but don't irrigate themselves.
Crazy: can't stand stimulation and behave abnormally.
THX, 3x: Thank you, thank you.
Sigh: sigh
PK is one-on-one hit.
Fans are fans.
Cool: cool
Pm: forum private letter
Shut up: shut up
Dl: download, download
PUB: ftp scanned on the network can be uploaded and downloaded temporarily, which means that files can be uploaded to pubftp for * * *.
Because.
BRB: Be right back, be right back.
TTYL: Talk to you later. Bye. Talk to you next time.
Bbl: Come back later.
Steamed bread: If someone is ugly or stupid, call him steamed bread.
Powder: Very, very.
Protein: BD+BC+SJB
Love Tiger Oil: I love you, I love you.
Watch: no, for example, the watch is too good, not too good.
Collapse: the sound of fainting
Baby pig: Spoken from CCF, good boy.
Head bash: a word introduced in the game to blow someone's head off.
4242: Right, right.
748: Go to hell
886,88: Goodbye.
Don't be angry.
987: Don't go, don't go.
55555: Cry
XXX: something unsuitable for children.
Repeatedly
Hou, ho ho, Kaka, Kaka, hee hee, Xixi: modal particles.
+U Come on.
14 14 meaning.
253 No.253 Oputu, a man bowed at the ceremony.
Bye, bye. (Japanese)
3H students, three good students.
3q thank you, thank you.
4242. Yes, yes.
4 people for the people. 4 stands for.
Woo hoo (crying).
7456 pissed me off.
Go to hell.
8 147 Don't be angry.
84 is not. Similarly: 848 (true).
848, come on.
874 mouths. Picture 874, a dynamic effect, comes from the website of Maopu, in which a woman slaps a man's mouth with a broom.
Bye.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Eight is wrong. It's good.
9494. Exactly.
Figure 999 of the 999 Puff website is used to express extreme surprise or admiration.
Idiot BC
Boyfriend, boyfriend. Of course, there are:
BL/GL glass, gay. Boys' love (homosexuality) and girls' love (lesbianism).
robot
By the way, goodbye.
BT pervert. For example, surfing the Internet with a runny nose is also BT. Or BitTorrent, a new P2P download tool.
CC① Hee hee, hee hee, hee hee. Ha ha. (2) Xiaoyi Wen, jealousy.
Cft is comfortable, comfortable, comfortable. (English)
The abbreviation of CGP computer game pseudodementia, computer game dementia.
Computer graphics, graphics made by computers.
Cool, cool. Sometimes it is also used: "pants" and "library" are all from "cool"!
COSPLAY costume drama, playing your favorite role, comes from the pronunciation of [ko-su-pu-re] in Japan.
Niu * *, kao. Used to curse.
CT police.
Bye, bye.
DBC idiot
DC① digital camera (digital camera). ② The famous Game model DREAMCAST made by ②SEGA.
Brother DD.
The structural auxiliary word "de" of "de" is specially used at the end of a sentence to express emphasis. Ex.: That's not true, Sandy!
Dlddownload, download. Sometimes "when" or "down" is used.
E disgusting.
for instance
Faint (or ft), meaning incomprehensible. Example: Oh, my God! Is this happening?
FC Nintendo's 8-bit game console, Super Nintendo is SFC.
Friend of FOAF friend, friend of friend.
Girlfriend, girlfriend.
Friends of friends.
Gay men gay men, some written as "gay".
GB Nintendo's famous GameBoy, and GBA(GameBoyAdvance).
Brother GG
Gl glass, gay.
Gx, congratulations.
Hengtai, porn. Many words have been derived from it, such as: HComic, HCartoon, HGame and so on.
Ha ha ha ha. laugh
Hehe hehe. laugh
Hiahia onomatopoeia, funny laugh.
High, often used for drinking and other behaviors.
Hoho's hearty laughter.
HP is healthy.
I understand, I understand. Example: oic (Oh, I see). There is also: CU, "See You", which means SeeYouLater.
JJBB stutters. Similarly: JJYY, jijiwa, "woo" and "woo".
Sister JJ is the same: GG (brother), MM (sister), DD (brother).
JR bitch
JS profiteer
K onomatopoeia, cough. For example, the Klan is boring.
I am very happy. Example: I am very happy today. What about you?
LBT roadside stall.
Lj garbage.
LM spice girl
Lr sucks.
L (or LG) husband
Mrs. L (or LP) refers to the wife.
I'm an idiot, wood. Example: you are really m.
md **** .
Me too, me too.
Sister MM, a beautiful girl.
Mop, short for idle. According to the website of Moppet, the member of Moppet is called "Mopper". The original English means "mop".
MP is not to your taste.
News, news, information.
N means thinking. Example: n ... Ordinary ......
Nb 1 is awesome. And: NBHH, awesome, awesome, awesome. 2 natural beauty, natural beauty.
Nod your head (action)
Nr has a weak brain.
O (1) Answer other people's stupid words. For example: O......O ... I want to throw up! ② Sometimes it is also used to mean "I" and "you". (3) oh.
P negative language. Example: you put P!
Dad's scared. For example: papaya (afraid)
Short for PC personal computer.
PF admire.
PK kills people, fights one-on-one, and fights with virtual life online.
PLMM beautiful girl.
PMP flattery And: PMPMP (trying to kiss up).
Pm 1 private letter, private letter, whispers on the forum. Forgive me, please forgive me.
Pmm1mother-in-law. 2 A pretty girl.
Pp 1 point-to-point communication software. 2 ass.
PS ① The abbreviation of Photoshop (a famous graphic processing tool).
The abbreviation of PlayStation (a famous game model produced by Sony).
3 jobs? Yu Yu? Award-winning province @ Relieve bones. This is just my personal opinion ... "
I threw up my vomit.
PvP was renamed from PK, because the Korean government has ordered game developers to change "PK" to "PvP" (player to player).
Password, password.
Py friend.
Question 1 Ask for help. Example: I QQ you. Give me your phone number.
2 cute. Transliteration of English "lovely";
③ Make a phone call with icq chat tool. Example: I asked you the day before yesterday.
Qr poor people.
Qu, go to hell.
A man or woman who chats with icq or oicq.
R modal particles, surprise. For example: r? You are a pupil.
Re palindrome
Rpwt personality problem.
Rq's reputation.
Rt is like a topic. When used to send a new post, only rt is displayed in the content column when the content has been typed in the title.
Ry shemale
S collapsed. Example: Sorry, I just missed it.
SB **, a disparaging term for some people, is an abusive language.
Sg is handsome. You can use: ssgg to mean "what a handsome brother!" "
Sigh, sigh.
SL metamorphosis
Sm 1 sadistic masochist, sexual sadist. S is sadistic sexual abuse, and M is masochistic abused. 2 what. Example: Did you just say sm?
Sp support, support.
SS SEGA's Saturn game console.
ST is rude.
T kick. Example: t fly (kick fly).
Thank you.
Tears streamed down her face.
* * * He * * *.
**** ********。
Too much means degree. For example: toooooooo ... terrible (too bad)
Ts ditto. Is to agree with the opinion upstairs and use it in reply.
You, you. For example: thank you! "Thank you!" . And Ur, which means: yours, yours. I brought you, which means: I brought you.
British Killer League.
Vs。 Unlike pk, vs does not necessarily represent a separate challenge.
Wang w or wan. For example: newcomer W. broken W.
Wl online dating.
Ww Bend refers to compatriots in Taiwan Province province.
X is wrong. Example: You are big and special.
Why, why?
YK young teeth, young, underage.
Yy's lust, excessive desire. It doesn't necessarily refer to obscene fantasies, but often to achieve ideological, psychological and oral pleasure. From A Dream of Red Mansions.
The state of zzZZz sleeping.
... for example, ha modal particles, someone is sick again today.
One shot to the head, one shot to the head.
Ignore you, ignore you. (Singapore)
Dongdong's business.
It's dark.
Liang Sao showed her beloved things to others.
Viagra, a great man.
Is it Mimi?
Plastic surgery
Even me.
Rabbit dad toolbar, toolbar.
Qie~ indicates contempt.
Brush screen means to brush a chat or forum page with repeated sentences to clean up the layout.
Suppress the modal particle "ya".
Cute, pathetic, unloved.
Taiwan Province/Taiwan Province girl means rustic and vulgar. (Taiwanese). Originally refers to the early Taiwan Province/Taiwan Province people.
Vomiting blood describes depression.
Roaring for dinosaurs, unclear mood.
Vomiting is like the object of vomiting.
Hehehe.
Uh-oh, Donald often uses modal particles.
A nosebleed describes being shocked.
Tanzi forum.
_ (laughs)
= _ = (cute)
0 (smile)
O (laughter)
tears
-_-||| (cold)
= _ = (Helpless)
@ _ @ (dizzy)
^-^! (Khan)
: {(Wow ... sad child)
:-# (Sorry, it's a secret, I promised not to tell, my mouth is sealed)
The explanation of the top ten online buzzwords)
1. Be kind (the lines in the movie "Mobile Phone" are used to criticize moderators who don't post the following). Kindness is a silly word. It doesn't matter whether you have yourself or not. The key is that others should have it-if you have it, you will be bullied. On the internet, this sentence is specially used to scold others, and it is not very aggressive.
2. The sofa (in the forum, it usually refers to the first person to reply) is an upgraded version, which means that regardless of the content of the post, occupy a seat first and emphasize speed. It shows that netizens have transitioned from the initial stage of grabbing the bench to the pursuit of a comfortable well-off life.
Sweat or cold (it has two meanings, admiration from head to toe and cold) also means fear or awe. These two words are very vivid, sweating or trembling, both of which are people's reactions after being touched. Personally, I prefer sweat, because sweat has another meaning, which is to express stupid shock to others. Cold, but also have their own small tasks, expressing disappointment.
4. Baidu (using search engines to find things) In the past, it was recognized that the best search site on the Internet was "Dog Brother", but according to my actual application, it seems that Baidu's action is very fast and it is likely to catch up. For example, Baidu has detailed search classification, photos, MP3 and so on. And it will be found soon. Baidu is no longer made in China, muddling along in the shadow of "Brother Dog".
5. Diving (meaning just reading the posts in the forum and not replying) is immoral and belongs to the kind of lazy person who only reads books and doesn't talk about production. If all netizens dive, the forum will not exist, then diving will be seriously despised. But most people dive, because typing requires brains and hands, and they will be beaten if they don't answer well. Diving is a risk-free undertaking to steal the wisdom of the public.
6.Topping is a metaphor for holding with both hands. The conciseness of network language determines the popularity of words, and also expresses the recognition of someone or something. The top is far more powerful than the support, and the pronunciation is sonorous. Of course, topping is also to make the post attract the attention of others, because the forum posts are arranged according to the reply time, and topping can make the posts not heavy.
7. If you come out to mix, you will have to pay it back sooner or later (the line in the movie Infernal Affairs is karma). The network is actually another form of society, and it also belongs to the mix. Most people are very sensitive to the word karma. Karma refers to disability or death, which is too sharp. Infernal affairs is implicit and low-key, which sounds fairer and more acceptable to listeners.
8. Although the bow (a strong word is written alone, it also has a strong meaning), in order to express the strong meaning, it is beneficial to the visual effect to separate the words and occupy more space. Strong means strong, but it is often only ironic, especially when written separately.
9. Even porridge (I like it) has a tendency to change its voice. I read it out of tune, but I can still understand it. For example, "Sauce Purple" is "like this", and you can find the prototype after reading it. The sound changes are all for fun.
10.FB (corruption) (eating, drinking and having fun) As we all know, corruption is a bad word, but on the Internet, this word has a lovely meaning, that is, everyone eats, drinks and has fun-spending money is corruption. If words have life, then corruption never dreamed that it would have such a symbolic meaning of happiness.
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