Request: alternative slogans

The red sun rose and the mist cleared. My eyes were filled with bananas, and my nose was filled with warm air. I took a deep breath and felt my lungs turn green. After breakfast, I called Du Qiu to the inn. On the balcony facing the street, drinking Pu'er and looking down at the exotic street scene, I felt a little dizzy. On the opposite wall were several rows of large fonts -

It's better to raise a pig than to raise a son who doesn't study!

Ask the guy, he said it was written by the mayor to vigorously implement the nine-year compulsory education. Oh, nine years has delayed the education system. What did the mayor do before? The mayor used to be a big pig farmer. Oh, no wonder the pig-like technique is used so well. Next to it is a message -

It would be better to add a grave than to add a single person!

I shuddered, and the clerk said that this article was written by the deputy mayor to resolutely implement family planning. What did the deputy mayor do before? The best pig killer in this town, look at the line on the side - if it is clear, come, if not, lift it, if you resist, you will be beaten, if you run away, you will be arrested! ! !

This also means family planning: if you are mentally clear, come and have birth control surgery; if you are not clear, you will be taken to the health center for surgery; if you dare If you resist, you will get a beating; if you escape in the middle of the night, ha, I will arrest you.

Who wrote this, the Minister of Armed Forces? What did he do before? He helped the deputy mayor tie pigs and sold pigs into the water. Very good. The first, second and third leaders of your town are really a one-stop service for the people. The clerk was very happy and recommended more slogans to me, saying that people in the town now use these to greet each other -

You need to bring wormwood with you when going boating, and you need to wear a condom when having sex.

Don’t try to be quick and incur huge debts throughout your life.

No matter it is windy or raining, contraceptives must be held high.

The king of heaven overpowers the tiger on earth, so it will be hard to be reborn; the pagoda suppresses the river demon, and fines must be paid.

...Written by several major groups in the town, to name a few. I have the urge to write a letter to the Central Committee: The greatest language in the world, Chinese.