Urgent! Urgent! Urgent! Don't write essays, ancient poems, and famous sayings about frugal sketches and cross talks.

Crosstalk name ————————— But it's great.

Do you think this is a prudent life?

B: This is the virtue of the Chinese nation. Our ancestors told us to be frugal.

A: But now some people have lost this glorious tradition and eat and drink.

B: Speaking of eating and drinking, many rich people have become the norm now, eating tens of thousands of dollars a meal.

A: I don't like this kind of atmosphere. Besides, our country is not so rich, children in poor areas can't afford to go to school, and the elderly in ordinary areas still look down on illness.

B: Yes, the gap in living standards is too great. Some people say that a feast for the rich in the city can support a family in a poor area for ten years, which is not mysterious at all.

A: Families living in rural areas live frugally. They are reluctant to eat, drink and wear. They earn bit by bit. Every dollar is a river of water, and every millet is spent on children, such as going to school to find a job, building a house, getting married and having children.

B: Yes, you know the countryside so well, because you just came out of the countryside.

A: Now my parents still live in the countryside. That's how his parents live.

Oh, no wonder you live so frugally and simply. It's hereditary. Can you tell me how your parents live so that I can learn?

My parents are not as good as my uncle. My uncle's family is really frugal.

B: How does your second uncle live?

A: Sorry, I don't want to talk about it.

B: Thrift is a good thing. What's wrong with that?

A: No, I said it belittled my uncle. He's a little too.

Which one is too much? Say it and let me learn.

A: No. His behavior is a little ...

B: Come straight to the point.

A: He's a little. ...

B: What?

A: Too stingy.

B: Nine out of ten people living in the countryside are stingy. Good days are dug up little by little. Your second uncle doesn't cheat, don't cheat, don't be greedy and don't take it. That's shameful and shabby.

A: You may not believe what I said. My uncle is over 70 years old. At this age, he said that he had only been to the county town five times.

Is your home far from the county seat?

A: Not far. Only ten miles.

Then why not go to the city?

A: My second uncle said that going to the fair would delay time and cost money.

I'm afraid of spending money.

A: Two days ago, my dad called me about my uncle and said that his son had given him a few words. He was speechless with anger and went to town early in the morning.

This is the sixth time to go to the county seat.

A: My second uncle is really angry this time, and it is very serious. He really has a lot of money on him.

B: It seems that it will cost some money this time.

A: My second uncle said while walking in the street, "Is my life easy? Your mother died young. I am both a father and a mother. I've been like a caged cow all my life. I only know how to eat when I am working. How dare you contradict me? I can't live this life. I don't want to keep small things. I went to the restaurant in the city to eat and drink, and I was in a daze. "

B: Yes, I've scrimped and saved all my life, and I should enjoy it once.

Answer: When my second uncle arrived in the county seat, he walked around with one hand on his back. He bought nothing. He doesn't think he should buy anything. Wandering around like this, it will soon be noon, and Bo Er didn't have breakfast. At this time, the purr in his stomach made one request after another. Bo Er walked into a steamed stuffed bun shop.

It looks like a steamed stuffed bun.

I went in and came out again.

B: Why?

A: The price is too high. A small steamed bun costs 30 cents, which means 30 cents. Although this steamed stuffed bun is small, delicate, white and tender, and ugly, even if it is full, it will not cost twenty or six yuan. At present, wheat is 60 cents a catty, and if it is eight cents full, it will cost ten kilograms of wheat. He wanted to taste half a bite, but they didn't sell it to him. He also said that killing people without blinking an eye is killing people's faces. If you want to get rich, open a restaurant. This steamed stuffed bun must not be eaten

B: He just wants to eat half a steamed stuffed bun. How stingy. Even the steamed stuffed bun is reluctant to eat. What does he want to eat?

Sec. Uncle turned into a pastry shop again. Snacks are put in big boxes with different patterns, bright luster and bright and sweet colors. He was insatiable, swallowed his saliva, and dared not open his mouth for fear that the saliva would flow out: "How much is half a catty?" It was a middle-aged woman who sold her heart and replied in a sweet tone: "Six yuan for miscellaneous flowers."

B: What do you mean by mixed flowers?

A: Take a little from each box and wrap it together. The second uncle suddenly said, "I asked half a catty."

B: what did the seller say?

A: "I said half a catty."

B: Twelve yuan a catty.

A: My second uncle swept a circle of boxes, and half a catty of snacks cost six yuan, not ten catties of wheat. What is this snack made of? It's gold, so expensive. The second uncle said cruelly, "I'll buy half a catty." "I can't sell it for half a cent," replied the prostitute unhappily. My second uncle said, well, things in the county are expensive, so this snack can't be eaten, can't be eaten.

He kept talking. He only bought half a snack. That's stingy. Even the snacks are reluctant to eat. Then where did he go?

After a short walk, I saw a fried dough stick shop in front. A man and a woman with fried dough sticks at the door look like a young couple. A man is a panel and a woman is a frying pan. Fried dough sticks jump around in the oil, rolling around, fragrant and fragrant, and the fragrance floats around. My second uncle smoked his nose twice.

I want to eat fried dough sticks.

A: My second uncle saw many people eating fried dough sticks sitting in a room behind the chopping board. They all carried steaming rice bowls, soaked a golden fried dough stick in the bowl with chopsticks, and then sent it to their mouths. My uncle's eyes are straight. He swallowed three more mouthfuls and went to the pot. Just about to ask the price, I saw a line of words written in chalk on the small black board on the wall behind Zhang.

B: What word?

A: There is no charge for drinking pulp. My second uncle knows a few words, so I thought, no charge, no money, just do this flash. Thinking of striding in four directions, I entered the room with my hands behind my back.

B: I really ate it this time.

A: Then came the voice of the male shopkeeper: "Grandpa, how many fried dough sticks do you want?"

What did your uncle say?

A: My second uncle doesn't answer, just like those diners who put a big bowl into the cauldron and put a bowl of soybean milk in their mouth whether it is hot or not. I just felt a delicious, sticky and sweet warm current, which was refreshing. Maybe I was so hungry that I drank it backwards before leaving the pot. Then he filled a big bowl, went to the table and drank it. It's really catchy, comfortable and enjoyable. Before he sat down to drink another bowl, he turned and walked to the pot.

B: I still drink this.

A: At this moment, the shopkeeper shouted again: "Grandpa who just entered the house, how many fried dough sticks do you want?"

B: This is asking him to eat some fried dough sticks.

A: "How much is a catty?" My second uncle asked by the pot. "Three pieces." Someone answered. When my second uncle heard that nothing in the city was cheap, he was shocked and said, "I'm not busy." Then he drank a bowl backwards.

B: That's three bowls in a row.

Although the shopkeeper was not in the room, the corner of his eye swept everyone's every move in the room. He was really unhappy when he saw my second uncle drink three bowls in a row and didn't say anything about eating fried dough sticks. I have met many such dissidents since I opened the store, but they are also called two fried dough sticks, pretending to drink pulp, and they are speechless when they are full. But this old guy seems to drink endlessly and doesn't eat fried dough sticks. Is it easy for my young couple to make money by doing some small business and going in the rain? This old guy is not drinking pulp, but obviously drinking my blood. The shopkeeper shouted angrily, "Old man! ...

B: Hey, what does this mean?

A: this time he doesn't call him an old man. He wants to be called an old man. But he didn't scream, so he said, "Lao ... how many fried dough sticks do you eat?"

B: Your second uncle must weigh some fried dough sticks and pretend.

A: My second uncle heard a roar outside and suddenly remembered that his son had contradicted him. That anger came up again, so he said to himself, "no, more bowls."

B: What did the shopkeeper say?

A: Without saying anything, he jumped into the room, grabbed my uncle's bowl and said, "You failed, I passed." Don't eat this paste again. "

Your uncle has drunk four bowls, hasn't he?

After four bowls, his stomach bulged. He also gasped at the small shopkeeper and said, "Isn't it written on the blackboard in front of your house that there is no charge for drinking pulp?" What do you mean, no charge? "

Yes, your uncle is right.

A: The shopkeeper angrily argued, "That was when you ate fried dough sticks. You didn't eat fried dough sticks."

What did your uncle say?

A: "You didn't write eating fried dough sticks on it either?"

Yes, your second uncle hasn't been to the city much. He may not know the rules of eating fried dough sticks, but he is right.

The shopkeeper has nothing to say. The second uncle asked again, "Hey, I won't argue with you. Where is your convenient place? "

What is this?

A: Think about it. My uncle drank so much water at once.

What did the shopkeeper say?

Can he be polite when he is angry? "Suit yourself." My second uncle is tired of hearing this. "Can you pee anywhere?"

Your second uncle was right again.

A: My second uncle said, clutching his stomach and running away. At this time, the small shopkeeper looked at the words on the small blackboard and then tore it down angrily.

Don't be ridiculous.

A: Why?

You can live as your uncle likes. You also take advantage of this loophole and don't spend a penny on soy milk.

Fuck you.

/xiaopin/ 1254 1.htm