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Cannon tongue twister

1.800 pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillery on the north slope ran side by side. The artillery dare not touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter dare not touch the artillery guns.

2. Third brother and sister-in-law, please lend me three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds. When I pick new dates from the tree next year, I will return all the three barrels and three liters of dates I borrowed to your third brother and sister-in-law.

There is a drum on the tiger hall, and there is a leather tiger on the drum. Tiger, scratch the drum and mend it with a rag. I have seen rags mending trousers, but where can I see rags mending drums?

Xiao Guo drew a red flower and Xiao Ge drew a yellow flower. Xiao Guo wants to exchange his red flower for Xiao Ge's yellow flower, and Xiao Ge exchanges his yellow flower for Xiao Guo's red flower.

There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, take the vinegar from the shelf, shoot the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

6. There is a noodle restaurant whose door faces south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging on the door. Remove the blue cotton curtain and the noodle restaurant door faces south; Hang a blue cotton curtain, the noodle restaurant or the gate faces south.

7. There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They come to compare their eyes. I don't know if it's round eyes or round eyes.

8. Go out of the south gate, take six steps, meet Uncle Liu and Uncle Liu, call Uncle Liu and Uncle Liu, and lend me six barrels and six liters of good mung beans; After autumn, I planted beans and gave them to my six uncles and sixty-six barrels of six liters of good mung beans.

9. Lao Fang is carrying a yellow scorpion, and Lao Huang is carrying a square scorpion. Laos wants to take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang wants to take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.