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A Fire in Winter-Meijiajing Moisturizing Lipstick

Smart people choose "fool"-fool camera

For your health, please don't treat your scalp as a green shampoo on the floor.

You don't have to be particularly smart-Megatron is smart.

Not a penny-American toothpaste is free.

Beautiful moment-Konica camera

A hundred words are worth a printed matter-Zhanjiang Canon Copier

Cupid perfume combines the luxury of the past with the challenge of today, and it only takes one drop to make you step into an extraordinary realm-Cupid perfume.

The Oriental Pearl Combining Modern Western Colors with China's Traditional History —— Hongkong Tourism Public Service Advertisement

Input thousands of words, play deep feelings-four-way Chinese and foreign word processors

Beyond the Arctic and Across the Desert —— Ford Liuhe Automobile

A brave companion-Beijing Jeep Automobile Co., Ltd.

Another Edmund Halley comet swept through Taiwan Province Province-Edmund Electric.

Out of China People's Own Way-Puteng Electric Appliances

German Volkswagen: "Small is good."

Coca-Cola: "Enjoy the fresh moment."

Marlboro cigarettes: "Marlboro men."

Nike: "Just do as you say."

McDonald's: "You should take a day off."

De Beers: "Diamonds last forever, but one lasts forever."

Ge: "Ge brings a better life."

Miller brand light beer: "The wonderful taste is beyond words."

Clairaux hair dye: "Did she use it? She is useless? "

Elvis Presley: "We are trying."

FedEx: "Fast-legged waiter."

Apple computer: "1984."

Arka Schultz: "All kinds of advertisements."

Pepsi: "Pepsi, just to the taste."

Mai's coffee: "Didi Xiang, the meaning is still unfinished."

Ivory soap: "100% purity."

American Rapid Transit Company: "Do you know me?"

United States Recruitment Service: "Become a generalist."

Anasin painkiller: "Quick, quick, quick."

Rolling Stone: "The feeling is real.

Eye drops advertisement: please turn your eyes a few times after dripping, so that the liquid medicine can spread all over the world.

Flower shop advertisement: Send some flowers to your favorite person, but don't forget your wife.

Perfume advertisement: This product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

Restaurant advertisement: Please come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will starve.

Air conditioning advertisement: This product is the loneliest maintenance worker in the world.

Barber shop advertisement: although unscathed, it is really a great effort.

Beauty salon advertisement: Please don't flirt with the women in our shop. She may be your grandmother.

New book advertisement: This book includes ten short stories, which I wrote by staying up for many nights. Now I dedicate one yuan to readers, which means a short story is worth ten cents.

Safety advertisement: If you are addicted to smoking, you can smoke here, but please leave your address first so that you can send the ashes to your family.

Football association 10 rushed out of the Asian blueprint: add 0! (130 mobile phone upgrade)

Football Association chooses foreign coaches: very cola, very selective. (very cola)

The football association's responsibility for the defeat of the top nine: clean at the touch. (Qilijie cleaner)

Football Association Summary: Good Kung Fu! (BBK VCD)

Football Association's attitude towards Horton: I choose, I like it. (Anta sports shoes)

Olympic athletes retain Horton: Our glory comes from your grace. (Sassoon Shampoo)

Fan Zhiyi, who works in the Crystal Palace, named her daughter "Fan Sijing": her love for crystal will never change. (Xizhilang Jelly)

Fan Zhiyi promised Horton himself that loving you equals loving yourself. (Wahaha pure water)

Chen Dong lost the ball inexplicably against South Korea and Bahrain: one early and one late. (Contac cold medicine)

"Class is over", "match-fixing" and "black whistle" emerge one after another: there is no limit to "sports". (Adidas) China Women's Football Team: Real Kung Fu! (Aiduo VCD)

Fans who never watch football in China: Life can be better. (Midea Air Conditioning)

Bar incident: deep feelings make wine stronger! (wild electric dry red)

The decline of local coaches: domestic products should be self-reliant. (Oni shampoo)

The fans said to Horton's "China First": It is better to say than to do. (BBK VCD)

Lack of sense of responsibility of Olympic athletes: the choice of a new generation. (Pepsi)

Zhang's bald head: Let your hair dance together. (Lux shampoo)

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.

3. tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe.

4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing.

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"

7. Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.

8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.

9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"

10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.

1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.

12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes"

13, advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available.

14, a cake advertisement: step by step "cake"

15, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.

17, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 Shun.

18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.

19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother

20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

2 1, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller, and the small "stone" becomes smaller.

22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"

23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.

24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration frontier

25, anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: not afraid of hemorrhoids.

26. Garden apartment advertisement: stay in the apartment.

27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.

28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.

29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.