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Energy Saving and Emission Reduction

Scene: a table with several "Energy Saving and Emission Reduction Manual" on it; two chairs; two advertising placards, one of which reads: True Mountain True water, true love, wild game, wild clouds and wild wind; one reads: Energy conservation and emission reduction are everyone’s responsibility.

Yu: (Appearing with a smile) Sing: Let us love together, let us sing together, let us call out together, how are you, Earth? ---Bai: My partner Xiao Meng called just now and said that his father was coming to visit relatives for a vacation. He couldn't let go of the work at hand, so he asked me to come and receive him. I have to say that this ugly daughter-in-law must meet her parents-in-law, but I am really worried about it; hey, it’s already eleven o’clock, why haven’t they come yet? (As he spoke, he sat on a chair to the side and read the "Energy Saving and Emission Reduction Manual")

Meng: (Uncle Meng appeared, carrying a travel bag) Oh, uncle, I am over 60 this year, retired and working at home. Well, the forecast said it would be quite warm today, so I made a special trip to see my son and check out my future daughter-in-law. But my son said he had a lot of things to do, so he asked me to take a taxi directly to Xilipo. Hi! Ye Ye Yuan Resort, well, here we are, here it is! (Looks at the advertising placard) Oops! The game is wild, the clouds are wild, and the wind is wild. You have already noticed it along the way. There is no village in front of you and no store in back. This place is a bit wild!

Yu: (gets up) Uncle, where are you from?

Meng: I am from Shijiazhuang.

Yu: Uncle, what is your surname?

Meng: My surname is Meng!

Yu: Are you Meng Gang’s father, Uncle Meng?

Meng: Ah, yes! (How does she know) Girl, what’s your surname?

Yu: My surname is Yu, and my name is Lili.

Meng: (surprised) What? Lili (recited: Lili? I heard from Saner that his partner’s name is Lili, could it be her?) Oh, she’s a girl from Yili. My nickname is Niuniu, and everyone calls me Meng Niu!

Yu: Haha, uncle is quite humorous! Uncle, please have some tea!

Meng: (Taking it) Thank you!

Yu: Uncle, you made a special trip to see Meng Gang this time, right?

Meng: No, ah, yes! I heard from my son that your resort is well developed and I want to come here specially for my "honeymoon".

Yu: Uncle, what did you say? Honeymoon?

Meng: Ah, the honeymoon I am talking about is the sweet first month.

Yu: Such a honeymoon! I was stunned!

Meng: San'er said that a large steel factory was newly established here, and he didn't even bother to go home during the New Year.

Yu: Is the Saner you are talking about Meng Gang?

Meng: Yes, his nickname is Sanlu.

Yu: What? Sanlu? (What a coincidence, the three of us are all related to milk!)

Meng: Oh no, it’s the furnace of the stove. I was named after him when I was a child. I didn’t expect that he would fall in love with steelmaking. No, He went straight to Jingye right after graduating from college.

Yu: That means he has a connection with steelmaking. Uncle Meng, our large steelmaking plant has been completed, but in order to put the environmental protection equipment into operation as soon as possible, Meng Gang has been keeping an eye on the construction site. He has been very busy these days. He has to save energy and lose weight!

Meng: San'er should be dedicated. If this dedicated employee is not dedicated, what kind of dedicated employee can he be? ! That---the value of life lies in---what---dedication!

Yu: That’s great. Thank you for your understanding. On behalf of all the dedicated people, I salute you!

Meng: You’re welcome, family members should also support me. (The girl is very polite. Next, I want to test his professional quality?) Girl, energy conservation and emission reduction are very strict across the country. How does your Jingye Group do it?

Yu: Let me tell you about it?

Meng: Hey!

Yu: Now, our Jingye Group has become one of the 15 key energy-saving and emission-reduction enterprises in the province. Chairman Li has led our entire group to carry out energy-saving and emission-reduction actions, and has also issued the "Energy Saving Emission reduction brochure.

Meng: Are they these?

Yu: Yes, energy saving and emission reduction speeches and knowledge tests were organized at the same time ------

Meng: It's so grand, it's really a big battle, how do you do the test?

Yu: The test method is called a blanket test. Everyone must take the test, and no one should fail.

Meng: Is it that serious?

Yu: No, our consumption, output, and energy-saving measures for a year are tested. If we don’t memorize them, we won’t be able to pass!

Meng: Let me test you first to see how you are doing. How much electricity does your Jingye Group consume in a year?

Yu: Don’t be surprised when I tell you that photovoltaic costs are 1.1 billion kilowatt-hours a year, more than 600 million yuan!

Meng: What? More than 600 million? ! Damn it, the electricity bill alone can kill me. Miss Lili, how much water does your Jingye Group use in a year?

Yu: Based on an annual output of 5 million tons of steel, 16 million tons of new water will be used a year. The water resources in this factory area are not enough, so we will use water from the South-to-North Water Diversion!

Meng: What? South-to-North Water Diversion? Does your company still use water from the South-to-North Water Diversion Project?

Yu: No, it diverts water from the Hutuo River in the south and water from Yanzhuang and Xiaguan reservoirs in the north.

Meng: Oh, it’s such a south-to-north water diversion project. This is a great initiative for Pingshan people.

Yu: Actually, everyone can do this energy saving and emission reduction!

Meng: Can everyone do it? How to do it?

Yu: For example: waste less food, turn off the lights when you go out, use front and back sides of paper, ride a bicycle to and from get off work, and even drink less beer can save energy and reduce emissions!

Meng: I understand, that’s what it is. Everyone can start from small things around them and strive to be a pioneer in energy conservation and emission reduction! Mr. Lu Xun was so foresight. He said that he wanted to be a cow and that it could milk milk just by eating some grass. It seems that Mr. Lu Xun also advocated energy conservation and emission reduction. What a foresight!

Yu: In order to achieve energy conservation and emission reduction, our group has also formulated five major energy conservation and emission reduction measures!

Meng: Oh, which big five are they?

Yu: Blast furnace oxygen-enriched coal injection, TRT power generation, gas power generation, waste heat recovery, and variable frequency speed regulation technology ensure that the energy saving and emission reduction target of 20% will be achieved by the end of the 11th Five-Year Plan, becoming the province's energy saving and emission reduction target. advanced model.

Meng: OK, OK, OK --- passed the test!

Yu: Uncle, what’s the point?

Meng: You have passed the exam. Girl, to tell you the truth, I am here to test you specially. Saner and I made a plan last night. If you pass the test, you will be here after autumn. A happy event for you.

Yu: Look at what you always said---

Meng: What's up? Yili, Mengniu and Sanlu, we are already a family. We will definitely not worry about milk in the future. Drink, right? Erie girl.

Yu: Uncle, this is the sweater I knitted for my aunt. I don’t know if it is suitable. Please take it back to my aunt.

Meng: Appropriate, appropriate!

Yu: Look, I’m here to talk. Let’s go. I’ll get you some food in the back so you can taste the wild game. I’ll take you to see Meng Gang in the afternoon!

Meng: Okay, okay! Go ---

A: Ah, I praise you

B: Praise me

A: Praise your thick hair, praise your strong body ,,

B: Praise me for my good physique

A: Praise for your youthful color, black and green

B: Why are you green

A: Someone insulted you

B: Insulted me?

A: Someone bullied you

B: Still bullying me?

A: Some people persecute you, some people abuse you

B: Really?

A: Bi'er... I'll stab you in the stomach with a sharp slash from your shoulder to your navel.

B: How much hatred is this?

A: Pa, I broke your arm, Dang, I kicked you in the leg, jumped, pulled your head off, (chua) swept the floor with your hair...

B: Just wait a moment

A: I haven’t finished speaking yet, they...

B: Leave them alone, look at me first, I’m here soon It’s all in pieces

A: If they do this to you alone, it doesn’t matter.

B: It doesn’t matter

A: But they want to destroy your brothers and sisters, but you yourself are silent about all this

B: Who You mean, I said nothing? I want to pick up weapons and carry out self-defense counterattacks. Machine guns are fired, bombs are hung all over the plane, and the frame beeps...

A: Wait...what are you doing, what are you doing

B: Me If I don’t beat them, all my brothers and sisters will be dead

A: Well, that’s the tree I just compared to you

B: Tree?

A: Our trees have been deforestation, and the forest is facing the crisis of destruction

B: I am so excited

A: No, You were very excited just now. People lack your emotion now.

B: Oh,

A: You've done it. Don't tremble, take a look, everyone, you still have the love for the saplings on your face, you smile, your eyes are full of emotions for the forest, you stare, your ears call your companions, cheer them up

B: I can’t move, how can my ears move?

A: Hold the gun, shoot fiercely at the target of ignorance and bureaucracy, prepare, and fire

B: Really Son

A: What kind of gun is this?

B: This is a water gun

A: How to use a water gun

B: For A tree, what am I?

A: Your feelings are wrong. You are not close to trees at all.

B: Why are you close to trees? Poke a tree fork, give me a kiss, and then touch the gills.

A: Then why do you feel like cutting off your arm?

B: I will fight back with a gun.

A: Did you see someone cutting down a tree?

B: I used a water gun to kill him

A: Why did you change the water gun?

B: If you can’t catch me, I’m still watering the tree.

A: You are wrong. Trees are useful to you, you know?

B: I know that. Building a house, making furniture, and building railways all require wood.

A: That’s it. There is no wood to build a house

< p>B: Yes, cut down trees.

A: There is no wood to make furniture

B: Cut down trees

A: We need sleepers to lay railroad tracks< /p>

B: Cut down the tree

A: Keep yelling

B: Cut down the tree

A: Try harder

< p>B: Cut down trees, cut down trees

A: The central government is now preparing to arrest a typical example of indiscriminate deforestation

B: Then you still let me shout

< p>A: You see, you are shouting loudly in public, cut down trees, cut down trees. You are not tall, but you are very brave. Even if you shout like this, I have to find the leader of the Forestry Department to report it to you

< p>B: Well, I will also ask the leader to report to you

A: What are you reporting?

B: You asked me to chop it down

A: I asked you to chop it down

B: I am talking about the use of trees

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A: Is the purpose of a tree just cutting it down?

B: So what?

A: Let’s go deeper. The forest is the cradle of nurturing mankind. Our ancestors originated from the primeval forest and lived in the forest. They used the forest to protect them from the severe cold, used the forest to provide shade to prevent heatstroke, and climbed high branches to avoid scourges. , holding a wooden stick to defeat other enemies. Human development has not left trees until now. In the past, we wore leaves as clothes and used leaves as clothes

B: We cannot do without trees

A: Trees The fruit is fruit, eat the fruit of the tree as food

B: Can’t live without the tree

A: Buy wood for a nest and build a house

B: Leave Can't open the tree

A: Drill wood to make fire

B: Can't live without the tree

A: Fried alfalfa (livestock) meat

B: You can’t live without trees, oh, this one has no trees

A: No trees? Where does the fungus grow? In the eyes of the ears?

B: Forget it now

A: Yes, even now, forests are still the basis for human survival

B: It is still so important.

A: Let me give you an example. We are now facing the threat of sandstorms. Scientists predict that if we don’t pay attention to forests and continue to deforestation, in a few hundred years, it will not be the threat of sandstorms, but the desert. Our city is destroyed.

B: It has become a desert

A: It will be difficult for future generations to study you, Fu Yan, and find your family again

B: Our family lives in Er.

A: Your family lives in the sand

B: Why did it change to the sand?

A: It was buried in the desert. I have to bring a shovel to find your family. , dig bit by bit

B: Our house is like a pile of horses

A: How difficult it is for archaeologists, (chua, chua, chua) note that this area is Fu Yande Residence

B: I really found it

A: chua, chua, chua, the door is not closed

B: I forgot to lock the door

A: chua, chua, chua, what is this, oh bottle cap

B: Cough..

A: chua, chua, chua, broken Cloth head

B: Cough

A: chua, chua, chua, iron pot

B: Our family buys all scraps

A : There were no good things at that time

B: The good things were also ruined

A: Chua, chua, chua, I finally made a new discovery

B: What?

A: This little thing is Fuyan

B: I only order that much

A: Front teeth

B: Oh , I found my front teeth

A: There are words on it

B: What words are written on it

A: Fifty thousand

B: Mahjong tiles, what you said is too confusing

A: It’s not surprising, we should protect trees and forests

B: That’s great

A: Let’s look for your home again. No need to dig with a shovel. The scenery along the way is shaded by green trees and red flowers. When we arrive at your home, the scenery is even more beautiful. There are birds on the trees and frogs on the ground. Above (zen-er, zen -er, zen-er), croak, croak, croak, (zen-er, zen-er, zen-er), croak, croak, croak, (zen-er, zen-er, zen-er), croak , Gua, Gua

B: Is this our home?

A: This is a zoo

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